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How to set up a boyfriend

1. I still like you very much, like the spicy strips I ate when I was a child, regardless of the date.

Stop chasing the bus and chase me. I walk slowly. I'm cute.

Do you know what your greatest strength is? To sum up, it is five words! Will pick a girlfriend.

4. It is said that medicine is poisonous in three parts. You are my medicine and my poison.

Looking up, I found it was moonlight, so I bowed my head and kissed me.

6. "Has anyone ever confessed to you?" "There used to be one." "Then I am the second."

7. "Do you know what fruit I like best?" "You pistachio"

8. "Do you know what day it was yesterday?" "What day?" "That was the day when I loved you."

9. "Let's eat the whole family bucket" and "Then we will be a family"

10. "Guess what uniform I like" and "Being subdued by you"

1 1. "Tell me when you think about it" "I'm not thinking about it, I'm thinking about you"

12. "Do you know why Hou Yi left a sun on the shooting day?" "I don't know" and "because we want to have sex"

13. Nice to meet you soon. Where is it? In my dream.

14. What do you belong to? You belong to me.

15. I have super powers. ""hmm? " "I like you very much."

16. The world is big, but my heart is small, just enough to put you down. But it's stuck. I can't let you out again.

17. "What do I think about every day" and "I miss you"

18. "You don't cook for me" "How can I be spoiled with you?"

19. I know three people like you. Who is it, me, me, me ~

20. When you are here, two years is like two days. When you are away, two days is like two years.