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I overheard Niu Ge's name. It is said that this person not only has the teasing style of Zhou Xingxing's classmates, but also has unparalleled literary accomplishment, jokes that amuse his girlfriend, and his comprehensive strength has fascinated a large number of MM's, so he deserves to be the first master of online girls! In the chat room, like a duck to water, countless mm threw herself.

Humorous chat records of female masters

Humorous chat records of female masters

Humorous chat record of girls-picking masters 1:

Ran Ran May: What kind of man are you?

Niu Ge: Well, all the languages in the world are hard to evaluate.

Ran Ran May: How boring!

Niu Ge: Only by physical contact can I feel my goodness.

Ran Ran May: That's disgusting!

Niu Ge: Actually, I'm really fine. I am a person who likes sports.

Ran Ran May: Really?

Niu Ge: I like all sports.

Ran Ran May: OK, I appreciate it.

Niu Ge: I especially like bed sports.

Ran Ran May: A pervert!

Niu Ge: I'm talking about yoga in bed. What are you thinking about?

Ran Ran May: Bah!

Niu Ge: I like balls, too.

Ran Ran May: What ball?

Niu Ge: Especially the two balls on women!

Ran Ran May:! and

Niu Ge: I'm talking about women's eyeballs. What beautiful eyes!

Ran Ran May: Dizzy!

Niu Ge: That's all right. I know you are a beautiful woman, so I like you very much, especially the two balls on you …

Ran Ran May: Bah! !

Niu Ge: I'm telling the truth.

Ran Ran-May: I find that I'm beginning to have an indescribable strange feeling about you. ...

Niu Ge: Yes! I always thought I was romantic with you, but I didn't seem to be. Whoops.

Ran Ran May: Of course, it's not romantic, it's just wishful thinking!

Niu Ge: Ah! Didn't you say you had feelings?

Ran Ran May: Yes, there is a feeling, a feeling of vomiting! !

Ran Ran May: It's so boring

Niu Ge: Yeah, I'm bored, too.

Ran Ran May: I have lost interest in everything.

Niu Ge: Life has lost its color.

May: Yes, it's blank.

A joke to amuse his girlfriend.

A joke to amuse his girlfriend.

Niu Ge: It's a little yellow occasionally, hehe.

Ran Ran May: Hit you on the head!

Niu Ge: If you break it, it will be a little red ~ ~

Ran Ran May: I broke up with my boyfriend!

Niu Ge: Congratulations.

Ran Ran May: No, I know you want to congratulate me on my liberation.

Niu Ge: Wrong! Congratulations on your boyfriend finally getting rid of you!

Ran Ran May: You! ! !

Niu Ge: It's actually good to be apart.

Ran Ran May: Really?

Niu Ge: A woman's appearance belongs to others, her knowledge belongs to others, and her body belongs to others. Only happiness belongs to her.

Ran Ran May: Very interesting.

Niu Ge: Men are even worse.

Ran Ran May: What's wrong?

Niu Ge: A man's wallet belongs to his wife, his wisdom belongs to his wife, and his body belongs to his wife.

Ran Ran May: Happiness is your own?

Niu Ge: Where can a man be happy when he has a wife? !

Ran Ran May: What a pity! That man must have something that doesn't belong to his wife.

Niu Ge: Yes, when I am with my wife, my heart belongs to another MM.

Ran Ran May: Really?

Niu Ge: I was thinking about other MM's sleeping time. ...

Ran Ran May: Hmm? !

Niu Ge: I mean the way other mm somersaults in bed!

Ran Ran May: Dizzy!

Snow at the edge of the cloud: Are you there? Why didn't I see you online?

Niu Ge: My heart has been beating. I am everywhere.

Snow on the edge of clouds: it turned out to be a "hidden gentleman"

Humorous chat records of female masters

Humorous chat records of female masters

Niu Ge: Anonymity avoids disaster and anonymity avoids trouble.

Snow on the edge of clouds: I wonder "small hidden in the wild, big hidden in the city"?

Niu Ge: It's hard to hide a person's true colors without knowing his heart.

Yunbianxue: Wow, it's so hard to understand. Do you study philosophy?

Niu Ge: Those who study literature are all fools, while those who study philosophy are all lunatics.

Snow on the cloud: Great. Do you often pick up girls online like this?

Niu Ge: Sweat and bleed, but don't shed tears. Make tea and make bars and don't pick up girls.

Snow on the edge of clouds: it is cold, but people can't live without feelings!

Niu Ge: Steaming steamed bread in sauna is not for fame and fortune, and playing guitar and cotton is not for feelings.

Snow at the edge of the cloud: I'm starting to sweat. You are a good man!

Niu Ge: Don't play with love at all. Don't trust men at all.

Snow on the edge of the cloud: Well, words of wisdom, have you ever been hurt by feelings?

Niu Ge: How much I love and hate.

Yunbianxue: Why do you feel so vicissitudes?

Niu Ge: Women have experienced vicissitudes because of maturity, while men have matured because of vicissitudes.

Snow at the edge of the cloud: it's a bit difficult to understand, but it makes sense.

Niu Ge: Men are good at rhetoric, and women like to be together all the time.

Yunbianxue: You are a monster!

Niu Ge: Everyone is a monster, and every word is true.

Yunbianxue: God, living with you will be exhausting. Surely no one will marry you.

Niu Ge: Stupid men want to get married and stupid women want to lose weight.

Snow on the edge of the cloud: I'm going to cry!

Niu Ge: Love and hate are lonely air. Crying and laughing express the same meaning.

Snow on the edge of the cloud: How can crying and laughing be the same? Go to hell!

Niu Ge: Bitterness and pleasure are both wealth, and life and death should be gorgeous.

Yunbianxue: It's really tiring to talk to you, but you don't understand women's hearts.

Niu Ge: Women want men to show off their hearts and men want women to show off their bodies.

Snow on the cloud: Well, that makes sense. Do you have a girlfriend?

Niu Ge: A yellow-faced woman is easy to find, but a confidante is hard to find.

Snow on the edge of the cloud: Will I be happy if I marry you?

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Humorous chat records about girls' masters

Niu Ge: Men's pain begins with marriage, while women's pain begins with knowing men.

Snow on the edge of the cloud: God, I still don't want to be near you. ...

Niu Ge: The most accessible thing is the body, and the most difficult thing is the mind.

Snow on the Cloud: What kind of girl do you like?

Niu Ge: Women like more mature men, the better. The simpler the girls men like, the better.

Snow on the Cloud: No, how did I hear that men are also interested in impure women?

Niu Ge: A good man should be brave in bed, and a good woman should be dissolute in bed.

Yunbianxue: Haha, the abnormal tail is exposed!

Niu Ge: A lecherous man is called a pervert, and a lecherous man is called color blindness.

Snow on the edge of the cloud: Your speech is very funny.

Niu Ge: There are so many things in the world that I just want to be quiet for a while.

Snow on the Cloud: Can we talk about it next time?

Niu Ge: Being a man's incompetence will make women full of hope for the future, while being a woman's failure will make men miss the past.

Yunbianxue: Haha, you mean we should meet now?

Niu Ge: Action is better than action. You'd better do as you say.

Yunbianxue: Well, I've decided to meet you!

Niu Ge: Everything comes naturally for fate, and friends come naturally for lovers!

Ran Ran May: Why are you always invisible?

Niu Ge: Afraid of being harassed by beautiful women.

Ran Ran May: Come on, who do you think you are?

Niu Ge: I am an excellent man. I don't need gorgeous appearance, profound knowledge or a heavy wallet. As long as his thoughts are rich enough, it is enough to learn to hide his sharpness in the vast network …

Ran Ran May: Wow, you are a master!

Niu Ge: Yes, I'm not short, 1.85 meters.

Ran Ran May: Are you really an excellent man?

Niu Ge: Of course, I have been excellent since I was a child. From primary school to junior high school, I have always held an important position in my class.

Ran Ran May: Monitor?

A joke that can amuse your girlfriend.

A joke that can amuse your girlfriend.

Niu Ge: Captain of the Health Corps.

Ran Ran May: It's really important ~ ~

Niu Ge: I believe you are also an excellent person.

Ran Ran May: Well, think about it. I have won many honors since I was a child.

Niu Ge: Tell me about it.

May: She won the third place in the story-telling competition in primary school.

Niu Ge: One ***3 people together!

May: I won the first place in the middle school long-distance running exam.

Niu Ge: Let's count backwards.

Ran Ran May: All my articles are on display in the public column of the school.

Niu Ge: Check what you wrote.

Ran Ran May: I also attended the university.

I took part in the performance of the school play. From the first scene to the last scene, I have appeared …

Niu Ge: Playing with stones. ...

Ran Ran May: Now people still say that I am a talented woman.

Niu Ge: Well, you are a tailor, aren't you? Cutting women!

Ran Ran May: 555, you guessed it all right!

Ice Rose: Is there any purpose for men to chat with women?

Niu Ge: Yes, all men have only one purpose, which is to talk about women in bed.

Ice Rose: Ah!

Niu Ge: Of course, I am different from other men.

Ice Rose: What's your purpose?

Niu Ge: Let a woman sleep with me! !

Ice Rose: You are really something. How much did you succeed?

Niu Ge: Count it, well, there are about one hundred!

Ice Rose: Ah, so many. No How come?

Niu Ge: I often chat late into the night, and then I say to the female netizens, you are really good at chatting, awesome, I can't do it, I'm already sleepy today, I'm going to sleep! Then, I went to bed ...

Humorous chat record

Humorous chat record

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Humorous chat record of pick up hot chicks II:

Smurfs: What kind of person are you?

Funny Valley: Well, all the languages in the world are hard to evaluate.

Smurfs: How boring?

Funny Valley: Only by physical contact can I feel my goodness.

Smurfs: Gross!

Funny Valley: Actually, I'm really good. I am a person who likes sports.

Smurfs: Really?

Funny Valley: I like all sports.

Smurfs: OK, I appreciate it.

Funny Valley: I especially like bed sports.

Smurfs: pervert!

Funny Valley: I'm talking about practicing yoga in bed. What are you thinking about?

Smurfs: Bah!

Funny Valley: I like all the balls, too.

Smurfs: What ball?

Funny Valley: Especially two balls on a woman!

Smurfs:! ! and

Funny Valley: I'm talking about women's eyeballs. What beautiful eyes!

Smurfs: Oh!

Funny Valley: Never mind, I know you are a beautiful woman, so I like you very much, especially the two balls on you …

Smurfs: Bah! !

Funny Valley: I'm telling the truth.

Smurfs: I find that I'm beginning to have a strange feeling for you that I can't say. ...

Funny Valley: Yes! I always thought I was romantic with you, but I didn't seem to be. Whoops.

Smurfs: Of course not romantic, wishful thinking!

Funny Valley: Ah! Didn't you say you had feelings?

Smurfs: Yes, there is a feeling, a feeling of vomiting! !

Smurfs: How boring!

Funny Valley: Yes, I'm bored, too.

Smurfs: Lost interest in everything.

Funny Valley: Life has lost its color.

Smurfs: Yes, it's blank.

Funny Valley: It's a little yellow occasionally, hehe.

Smurfs: Hit you on the head!

Humorous chat records of female masters

Humorous chat records of female masters

Funny Valley: If it is broken, it will be a little red ~ ~

Smurfs: I broke up with my boyfriend!

Funny Valley: Congratulations.

Smurfs: No, I know you want to congratulate me on my liberation.

Funny Valley: Wrong! Congratulations on your boyfriend finally getting rid of you!

Smurfs: You! ! !

Funny Valley: It's actually good to be apart.

Smurfs: Really?

Funny Valley: A woman's appearance belongs to others, her knowledge belongs to others and her body belongs to others. Only happiness belongs to her.

Smurfs: Interesting.

Funny Valley: Men are even worse.

Smurfs: What's the matter?

Funny Valley: A man's wallet belongs to his wife, his wisdom belongs to his wife, and his body belongs to his wife.

Smurfs: Happiness is your own?

Funny Valley: Where can a man be happy when he has a wife? !

Smurfs: Poor guy, that man must have something that doesn't belong to his wife.

Funny Valley: Yes, when I am with my wife, my heart belongs to another MM.

Smurfs: Really?

Funny Valley: I was thinking about other MM's sleeping time. ...

Smurfs: Huh? !

Funny Valley: I mean the way other MM somersaults in bed!

Smurfs: Oh!

Snow at the edge of the cloud: Are you there? Why didn't I see you online?

Funny Valley: My heart is beating all the time, and I am everywhere.

Snow on the edge of clouds: it turned out to be a "hidden gentleman"

Funny Valley: Hiding the name to avoid disaster, hiding the name to avoid disaster.

Snow on the edge of clouds: I wonder "small hidden in the wild, big hidden in the city"?

Funny Valley: It's hard to hide names and secrets when people know their faces but don't know their hearts.

Yunbianxue: Wow, it's so hard to understand. Do you study philosophy?

Funny Valley: Those who study literature are fools, while those who study philosophy are lunatics.

Snow on the cloud: Great. Do you often pick up girls online like this?

Funny Valley: Sweating and bleeding without tears, making tea and making bars without picking up girls.

Snow on the edge of clouds: it is cold, but people can't live without feelings!

Make your girlfriend happy.

Make your girlfriend happy.

Funny valley: steaming steamed bread in sauna does not dispute fame and fortune, and playing guitar and cotton does not talk about feelings.

Snow at the edge of the cloud: I'm starting to sweat. You are a good man!

Funny Valley: I don't play with love at all, and I don't trust men at all.

Snow on the edge of the cloud: Well, words of wisdom, have you ever been hurt by feelings?

Funny Valley: How deep you love, how deep you hate.

Yunbianxue: Why do you feel so vicissitudes?

Funny Valley: Women have experienced vicissitudes because of maturity, while men have matured because of vicissitudes.

Snow at the edge of the cloud: it's a bit difficult to understand, but it makes sense.

Funny Valley: Men are good at rhetoric, and women like to spend time together.

Yunbianxue: You are a monster!

Funny Valley: Everyone is a monster, and every sentence is truth.

Yunbianxue: God, living with you will be exhausting. Surely no one will marry you.

Funny Valley: Stupid men want to get married and stupid women want to lose weight.

Snow on the edge of the cloud: I'm going to cry!

Xiaogu: Love and hate are lonely air, and crying and laughing express the same meaning.

Snow on the edge of the cloud: How can crying and laughing be the same? Go to hell!

Xiaogu: Bitterness and happiness are all wealth, and life and death should be gorgeous.

Yunbianxue: It's really tiring to talk to you, but you don't understand women's hearts.

Funny Valley: Women want men to show off their hearts and men want women to show off their bodies.

Snow on the cloud: Well, that makes sense. Do you have a girlfriend?

Funny Valley: A yellow-faced woman is easy to find, but a confidante is hard to find.

Snow on the edge of the cloud: Will I be happy if I marry you?

Funny Valley: Men's pain begins with marriage, while women's pain begins with knowing men.

Snow on the edge of the cloud: God, I still don't want to be near you. ...

Funny Valley: The most accessible thing is the body, and the most difficult thing is the mind.

Snow on the Cloud: What kind of girl do you like?

Funny Valley: Women like more mature men, the better. The simpler the girls men like, the better.

Snow on the Cloud: No, how did I hear that men are also interested in impure women?

Funny Valley: A good man should be brave in bed, and a good woman should be dissolute in bed.

Yunbianxue: Haha, the abnormal tail is exposed!

Funny Valley: A lecherous man is called a pervert, and a lecherous man is called color blindness.

Snow on the edge of the cloud: Your speech is very funny.

Funny Valley: The world is so complicated and helpless, I just want a moment of peace.

Snow on the Cloud: Can we talk about it next time?

Complete works of humorous chat records of female masters

Complete works of humorous chat records of female masters

Xiao Gu: Being a man's incompetence will make women full of hope for the future, while being a woman's failure will make men miss the past.

Yunbianxue: Haha, you mean we should meet now?

Funny Valley: Actions are not as good as actions, and words are better.

Yunbianxue: Well, I've decided to meet you!

Funny Valley: Fate leads to success, and lovers lead to netizens!

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Pick up girls master 3 humorous chat record:

Woman: Are you there?

Man: I'm everywhere! ?

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Woman: Oh, dizzy?

Man: Come on, faint in my arms, come on baby! ?

W: Hehe … What's your name? Humorous short messages amuse girlfriends, jokes amuse girlfriends, and humorous chat records of pick-up girls.

Man: I didn't scream, and you didn't flirt with me? Humorous short messages amuse girlfriends, jokes amuse girlfriends, and humorous chat records of pick-up girls.

Woman: I asked your name. ?

M: Oh yeah ~ My compound surname is Nangong, and my name is Friends Circle, or South Friends Circle for short! ?

Woman: Hehe, friend?

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Man: Yes, please call me my full name boyfriend, ok?

Woman: Come on, take advantage of me again?

Man: You are not a vegetable in the market. Why should I take advantage of you?

Woman: You ...?

Man: Oh, dry your tears! Actually, that was my stage name just now. My name is Ni, and my name is Lao Gong. What about you?

Woman: Er ... My name is Wei! ?

Man: So it's you! ?

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Woman: You know me?

Man: Well, I hum you every day! ?

W: Why?

Man: Wei, do you know how much I love you?

Woman: Hehe, you are so humorous! ?

Man: Everyone says so! ?

Woman: You are really not modest. ?

Man: Wrong! I'm not hypocritical! ?

Woman: You are so narcissistic! ?

Man: Wrong! I have confidence! ?

Woman: I'll take you ...?

M: I weigh 60 kilos. Can you take it in?

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A master of picking up girls

Woman: ... (depressed) How old are you?

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M: I can't describe it It's huge! ?

W: I mean your age?

Man: What's two plus two, four plus forty-six, sixteen plus eight minus four?

Female: Twenty … Male: Correct answer, but unfortunately no prize … What about you?

Woman: Hehe, I'm eighteen. ?

Man: eighteen is great! ?

W: Why?

M: They all say 188 1 flower! ?

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Man: I dare choose you. How about you?

Woman: I am a rose with thorns. Aren't you scared?

M: I can't type the word pa. ?

Woman (changing the subject): Where are you from?

Man: Zhongyuan?

. Woman: Er ... Where in the Central Plains?

M: Shame, I live in the four seas and have no fixed place! ?

Woman: Really?

Man: With your wisdom, can I coax you?

Woman: That's true … but don't you want to have a real home?

Man: I don't want to. It's just ...?

Woman: Just what?

M: It's just that no girl wants to compete with me. ?

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M: The current social reality is unbearable. True love is hard to find. How simple is it?

Woman: Hey, don't be such a wet blanket, there will be! ?

M: Will it? I am so lonely, I don't know when I can get rid of it.

Woman: Are you still lonely when I talk to you now?

Man: no, it felt good, but only for a moment?

Woman: Aren't you afraid that you can't type?

Man (suddenly coming over): Yes, I want to pick your rose with thorns. ?

Woman: I have thorns. Take me home, don't let me wither. Can you do it?

There are two songs I promise you ...?

W: Which two songs?

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M: Wei He Hua Tong. ?

Woman: Really?

Yes, it is. This heart can be learned from the sun and the moon! ?

Woman: Well, boyfriend! ?

Man: Hehe, call me Lao Gong! ?

Woman: Um ... Husband! ?

Man: shh … honey, stop it. Someone is watching our conversation! ?

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Woman: Oh, really?

After reading the humorous chat records of these girls, you can basically understand the jokes that can make your girlfriend happy.