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Invite classmates to get together and tell them how to write humor.
Dear students:
In a blink of an eye, I graduated for many years.
Fat and thin, now they are good wives and mothers; Handsome and charming people are now husbands and fathers. Do you want to see him (her) from the beginning?
Not so sensational, not so awesome, get to the point:
We will have a class reunion one day. I hope that you who still care about your classmates for four years will actively participate.
Location: Your alma mater, where you scold a thousand times a thousand times, is too few, and people scold too many sentences!
In order to make this party a stable, United and harmonious event, the special requirements are as follows:)
1. In order to facilitate students' emotional communication and avoid showing happiness and love, single participants are not welcome to attend in principle.
Friendly reminder: Xiao San, Xiao Bai, ex-wife, ex-husband, lover, Xiaomi and other close relatives that are not recognized by China laws do not belong to the category of family members.
Second, only talk about the feelings of classmates, and it is forbidden to compare and show off the wind of wealth.
1, it is forbidden to show off real estate, jewelry, michel platini and foster mother.
2. It is forbidden to drive a luxury car. Drivers of Rolls-Royce, Lamborghini, Mercedes-Benz, BMW and other similar models are obliged to bear all their own expenses and provide round-trip expenses for others.
3. It is forbidden to wear watches. Those with a unit price below 30,000 are not included in the famous list.
4. It is forbidden to use, LV, and other brand-name bags.
5. It is forbidden to yell at subordinates, secretaries, Party B and their families in front of classmates, which is too ostentatious.
Third, attend the class reunion with a normal heart. If you have the vulgar idea of "reunion if nothing happens, and a couple who break up is a couple", be careful. Organizers have the obligation to ensure the harmony and stability of the family. If found, it will be corrected in time without mercy.
If there is, a. The confidentiality work is in place and will not be noticed by other students; B. Other students turn a blind eye; C. those who communicate alone after the party are not included.
4. Cost: two days, tentatively 1000/ person. Final accounting, refund more and make up less.
In order to ensure the safety and peace of mind of the expenses, the principle of "separation of property and goods" is implemented. The organizer is responsible for contacting accommodation, catering, entertainment and other matters, and choosing another trusted classmate (finance) to pay the bill.
Be sure to ask the students to transfer the expenses to the finance department before attending the meeting, and attend the meeting with remittance notice or screenshot of online remittance!
Please be cautious in financial affairs, keep records and finally publish the final accounts.
Fifth, do a good job of safety.
Including personal safety and property safety. Drive carefully, safety first. It is forbidden to drink and drive. Pay attention to fire prevention, disaster prevention and theft prevention.
Sixth, class reunion, voluntary principle, at your own risk. The organizer will not bear the consequences of unexpected events or accidents (such as rekindling old love and family conflicts). ).
Those who attend the party are deemed to agree to the above terms.
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