Tanabata Valentine's Day funny blessing WeChat friends circle to send a complete book.

1, I robbed the Tang Priest's white horse, grabbed Cupid's arrow, and deliberately tripped Yue Lao and stole a red rope with only one purpose, that is, to be your Prince Charming, and I am the only one to accompany you every Valentine's Day! Happy Valentine's Day!

2. I searched east, west, south, north, up, down, left and right, but I couldn't find my heart in all directions. Suddenly, I realized that my heart was stolen by you.

3. After thousands of generations, I tried my best to cross the waters of Qian Shan without fear of hardships. On Valentine's Day, I gather a thousand words to send a blessing. May you be sweet and happy forever!

4. Happy Valentine's Day to the people in bed! Let us also remember: men are cows, women are land, there is no arable land, only dead-tired cows, and the cows are thinner and thinner, and the more they are cultivated, the fatter they are; Good fire and waste charcoal, good woman and waste Han, good car and waste oil.

5, tell you the classic of chasing women: you should arm your mind with knowledge, throw the game outside the cloud nine, do a good job of everyone's love, wait patiently with your heart, and bid farewell to being single from now on. So much love is sweeter than honey, and you will never be lonely in this life!

6. I am wandering with the unmanned youth in the long river of years. The loneliness of the world of mortals once stopped me; The core of behavior was once full of loss; When I passed you by, I seemed to understand the true meaning of life and love.

7. I can't help thinking about you, just like a bird can't help flying to you, just like a rose can't help opening, can't help sending you a message, wants to talk about her heart, can't help thinking about how you see it and can't help laughing! Dear, Happy Valentine's Day!

8. I may be busy sometimes, but I still don't forget to bless you when I am busiest; I may be very tired sometimes, but I will still think of you sweetly when I am most tired; I may be lazy sometimes, but I will send you a message when I am laziest. Happy Valentine's Day!

9. I'm a little tempted. I'll give you some care and send you a vest to warm your heart. This is my sincerity. I hope you can be satisfied. Even if you are not tempted, I have my perseverance. Put my sincerity in your palm!

10, I have a dream, I really want to be your cup: get up every day, kiss me, take me to work and school, miss me when you are thirsty, hold me in your hand all the time, and love me forever.

1 1. I use lianzhi to write poems that love you. I asked a love birds to describe your dream. I let the seas run dry and the rocks crumble, and build a wall of love for you. I invite the earth to be with you forever. On Valentine's Day, I wish you, my favorite, long happiness!

12, I remembered your appearance with my hands, your voice with my ears, your taste with my lips, your dribs and drabs with my eyes and everything with my heart. I love you, baby!

13, I use a Pentium kernel to cut off good luck, copy happiness, paste auspiciousness, send messages, open your files, download your data, and store "I love you" in your hard disk forever!

14, my love for you is like a raging river, like the uncontrolled Yellow River flooding, like the sunset and the brilliant western hills? I think you love you? I can't live without you. I must catch you.

15, my love for you can last forever, my love for you can travel through time and space, persistence is my promise to you, eternity is my oath to you, and my love for you will never change until the seas run dry and the rocks crumble! Honey, I love you!

16, my online love for you: click on your appearance, save my love, upload my concern, send "I love you", accept your response and connect our lives. Happy Valentine's Day! Love you forever!

17, Valentine's Day, remember to consolidate old lovers, develop new lovers, protect young lovers, beware of insiders, wish old lovers not to get old, new lovers not to run, and many young lovers not to disturb insiders! Happy Valentine's Day!

18, I traveled through 300 years of time and space just to meet you. In a silver winter, snowflakes fill your arms. You said you couldn't help breaking into your world. I hope I can bring you a little sweetness! Happy Valentine's Day!

19, you are the wind, she is the sand, you are the green leaves, she is the flower, the green leaves are swaying, and the flowers are bright and beautiful. Send a ray of autumn love words, let love and lingering flow, send a bright cloud, and let the love story spread all over the world. Bless everyone: always travel with love.

20. You are a train and I am a railway; You are brick, I am mud; You are the cloud and I am the wind; You are chocolate, I am wrapping paper; You are love, I am love, and it is beautiful to have you. Dear, I wish you a happy Valentine's Day!

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