The historical background of Xijiangyue Night Walk on the Yellow Sand Road

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The garden is full of fresh eggplants,

No Have a meal with Mr.

Who would have expected that one eggplant would end in the end?

It is easy to call the eggplant but difficult to remove it.

I made an eggplant snack at noon, and suddenly I remembered this eggplant eating poem. Since the last two sentences are often used in daily life, most folks in my hometown are familiar with them. There are many poems in the past dynasties describing the ups and downs of teachers, and many of them are even more hilarious. For this reason, I opened this post to collect poems describing teachers in the past. Friends who have collections please post them and share them with everyone (new poems are not included in the collection).

The poem above is about an old gentleman from a private school who saw his employer’s garden full of eggplants in the summer and wanted to try them, so he recited the first two lines of the poem. After his student heard this, he went home and told his mother. Unexpectedly, he would cook eggplant for him three meals a day. The teacher was miserable and continued to chant the next two sentences.

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I’ll post it again tonight.

2009-11-22 16:54 Reply

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"Suiyuan Shihua" contains a poem "Xue Cun Xue Xue", the last sentence is also very interesting. When I was a kid studying, adults always liked to say, "Heaven and Earth Xuanhuang shouts one year," which means that it took one year to study "The Thousand-Character Classic" to laugh at our poor academic performance.

Half a dark thatched house,

a pig's den, a cattle pen and a bathing den,

shepherd boys sitting horizontally and vertically,

the sky and the earth are black and yellow Shout out to one year.

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The church turned out to be a low-class place.

I spent the Spring and Autumn Period by spending time in other people’s houses.

A half-starved, half-fed leisure guest,

Freely imprisoned without chains or shackles.

The father and brother of the young master think they are lazy,

The children with more merit become enemies.

Now that I am a guest in Qingyun, I am half as embarrassed as before.

This is a self-deprecating poem about the Yongjiao Hall written by Zheng Banqiao. Zheng later became successful in the exams and became a county magistrate. He felt that becoming an official could offset half of the "shame" and "dirtyness" of being a teacher. However, the previous part does describe the hardships of being a teacher.

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Eggplant is also known as "Mr.'s dish", which contains a story that is not suitable for children:

It is said that there used to be a private school teacher. I don't know when he started to find that there were vegetables on his windowsill every day. There were several eggplant strips placed on the table, just enough for him to cook. He thought, who is so kind to him? So one day he got up early and hid in the corner to observe: after finishing the vegetables in the morning, the hostess actually picked the eggplants as a self-comfort tool, and then put the eggplants on the teacher's window sill.

This gentleman couldn’t help but spit out his internal organs. He vowed to take revenge on this hostess. That night, he sneaked into the vegetable garden, selected a few eggplant strips of good size, cut them off, and connected them with toothpicks.

Early the next morning, the unaware hostess repeated yesterday’s story. Unexpectedly, half of the eggplant was broken inside and could not be taken out. Later, when the young lady fell ill, all the doctors were helpless because no one knew the cause of the young lady's illness. So the owner had no choice but to advertise for medical treatment: whoever could cure the young lady's illness would be betrothed to him.

The young lady was originally pretty and pleasant, and the private school teacher had already decided that she belonged to her, but he felt that his status was very different and he did not dare to make any mistakes. When he saw his employer's advertisement for medical treatment, he volunteered, saying that he could treat the young lady's illness. On this day, he asked his employer to prepare a load of grain, and then asked the lady to carry it. As soon as the lady exerted force, the half of the eggplant automatically fell off. Afterwards, the boss kept his promise, and the private school teacher and the lady formed a beautiful marriage.

I heard this story when I was a child, which made me afraid to eat eggplant for a long time.

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Poetry to ridicule academics:

I advise people not to be teachers,

I am full of anger and dissatisfaction.

The fetters all over the body are like ropes, and the two ears are noisy like birds singing.

He is stupid but thinks he has no teaching method;

He has many merits and claims to be smart.

There are even more general detestable aspects,

It has been repaired but it is not as good as it is now.

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The garden is full of fresh eggplants,

It is not a meal with my husband.

Who would have guessed that it would be easy to call the eggplant but difficult to remove it

--------This song is more creative

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(Correction Statement)----Didn’t read it carefully, and didn’t think about it seriously. Wrong room, wrong post. I feel that my name should not appear here, and I also feel that I do not have the ability to appreciate you.

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It doesn’t matter, you can come and go freely here. You may have heard or seen the poems reproduced here, but they may not be as complete as they are. Whenever you are in a good mood or in a bad mood, come and see it again, it may bring you a happy smile.

2009-11-22 23:35 Reply

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It’s hard to tell lies, sir.

It’s even more pitiful to describe it in real life.

The horse's eyes are across the horizontal hole Yiji,

The plum blossom fence falls down to seek immortality.

Two centimeters and a tube of wool pen,

Five three-faced bag curtains.

The iron is hard, the purple and vermilion are stained, and the ink is rotten.

The calligraphy is randomly marked and circled.

---"Inkstone Poetry and Laughter"

2009-11-23 10:26 Reply

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Fight to the end!!! Yangjiang dialect is more interesting to read! Fight to the end!

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If I say that I know the protagonist in your poem, you Do you believe it?

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Haha, could it be that she at home upstairs always makes the same dishes for you? With the current material conditions, there should be many choices.

However, today’s cooking men and women are worried every day: I don’t know what to eat today? Even I am annoyed that I can’t think of what to eat.

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"Yantian Shixiao" 》

(1)

The village hall has always been beautiful, but the scenery of the old home is even better.

Every time the urine bucket is empty in the corner of the courtyard, a bathing bath is often left behind the screen.

A pair of sandals and a fan will bring you warmth and kindness.

At the end of the year, there are not many things to give, and a piece of rice cake is short of sugar.

(2)

The naughty boys in the library are really shameful. They swim in the river with daggers and kick stones.

The lamps were hung, the oil was accumulated, and the snacks were left behind.

The urine is broken when the tea is stuffed in the nest, and the black fingers are dug deep into the porridge.

If you save it more gently, you can move away from right and wrong and leave the bad behind.

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Mocking academics:

To win the false name of Xianggong, the four seasons and six seasons will be endless suffering.

Two pots of stinky vegetables cover the sky every day, and half a cup of yellow soup fills the sky every night.

The burnt oil lamp has the highest foot, and the broken pen holder is missing three peaks.

The tent is patched with old wadding, and the cold and warmth often make it difficult to sleep.

——Recorded from Jianhu Ji

2009-11-24 12:45 Reply

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Dong Jun is so arrogant that he refuses to return his breasts all year round.

Holding an umbrella to provide shade is only for the heat, and standing around the stove facing the fire is only for the cold.

But he felt that the teaching skills were too little, so he struggled to make his disciples stubborn.

If you want to build a well with a shovel, it will be difficult for you to be a master again.

This poem is published in "Guangxiaofu". The boss has been in arrears with wages for many years. The old man almost begged, but there was nothing he could do. This is somewhat similar to the current situation of teachers in some places.

2009-11-24 23:06 Reply

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Although there are differences in food and wages, the wages are the same

Although the private school teachers in the past had a good reputation, they were actually not much different from long-term workers. Once upon a time, there was a gentleman named Jin who worked as a private tutor for an official family. He was fired during the Qingming Festival. When leaving the library, the bookboy carried his luggage to see him off. On the way, Mr. Jin saw a sentence at the entrance of the scene:

"The peach blossoms are inside the wall and the wall is red outside."

The book boy responded and continued:

"The long-term workers are carrying the load. Mr. Jin was very unhappy when he heard this and wanted to coax the book boy away, but he was afraid of offending his boss and worried that there would be no one to help carry the luggage, so he had to endure it. Unexpectedly, the book boy continued: "Although there are differences in eating,

the wages are the same."

The book boy truthfully told the private school teacher situation. The face-saving Mr. Jin was also speechless.

I think this book boy is unusual.

2009-11-25 13:45 Reply

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"Shi Lin Guang Ji" records such a story, saying that Mr. Bao from Taiyuan worked as a private school teacher for a rich man. The rich man was stingy and would only give a dog as a gift to his in-laws, and the in-laws would return a basket of dog meat as a gift. A rich man asked his neighbors to pay for a banquet for the school teacher, and then he would provide a bowl of ready-made dog meat.

At the banquet, the rich man asked the private school teacher to recite a poem, and the private school teacher immediately chanted:

The sheep will go out and the sheep will come back.

The two in-laws don’t need to accompany them.

Just like a young student going to the imperial examination,

a scholar goes out and a scholar comes.

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I heard that many teachers like Yangjiang Bar, so I opened this post in the hope that it would arouse ***, but I didn’t expect that there was not even anyone to help comment. It’s really a waste of time for readers to worry about it. However, onlookers dare to bet that if you teach these quatrains to your students: "It is easy to call a tomato, but it is difficult to send a tomato", "The sky and the earth are black and yellow for a year" and "The long-term workers carry their burdens and send them to the long-term workers", a few years later, you will teach Most of the things given to him have been completely forgotten, but these few poems can still be recited by heart. If you don’t believe it, try it.

Since no one likes it, there is no need to repost it. However, as a guest, everyone strives for perfection in everything they do. Even if I have to end this post, I must leave everyone with a string of laughter:

It is said that there is a Mr. Xun Meng who often reads white characters. The boss makes it clear: every year Rent grain for three shi and food for four thousand. If you teach a word "white", you will be fined one stone of grain; if you teach a word "white", you will be fined 2,000 yuan.

After the husband arrived at the museum, he walked with his host on the street and saw the stone inscription "Taishan Stone Gandang". The husband mistook it for "Qinchuan Right Take Dang" and was fined with a stone. Returning to the library, he taught the students "The Analects of Confucius". "Zengzi said" was pronounced as "Caozi said", "Qing Dafu" was pronounced as "Xiang Dafu", three stones of grain were fined, and only four thousand food money was left. One day, "Ji Kangzi" was read as "Li Mazi", and "Wang Yuesou" was read as "Wang Sisao", and the whole year's food was deducted.

My husband was punished and taught for a year, so he wrote two poems lamenting it. One goes:

Three stones of renting grain to be a bitter believer,

First he was killed by the Qin Dynasty Take it from the right side of Sichuan,

One stone will be lost to Cao Zi, and

One stone will be given to the village official.

Er Yun:

Four thousand is not a small amount of food,

It is a pity that all four seasons have been deducted:

Two thousand were given to Li Mazi,

Two thousand were given to Wang Sisao.

2009-11-28 20:13 Reply