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Lollipop copy is very cute

Lovely lollipop copy (selected 37 sentences) 1. Vaccinate, two shots down? Dad, does it hurt? ,? Come on, eat a lollipop and it won't hurt? ,? Does it still hurt? 2. Eat a lollipop, howl, fly in a sweet mood, and miss the male god every day? It is beautiful to eat a lollipop. Lollipop doesn't want to talk to you. I want to bask in the scenery, but I haven't been to my home. I want to be a bosom sister. I have no emotional experience. I want to write a paragraph. My brain is not enough. I talk about WeChat QQ all day, and there is nothing wrong with it. All right, have a lollipop to suppress the shock. Although you can eat and drink at home at any time, the premise is that there must be inventory at home! ! At the moment, I can only eat a lollipop to satisfy my hunger first. 6. I am worried about losing my hair! Eat a lollipop to relieve anxiety! 7. The more you know, the more you want. The more desires, the greater the responsibility. The greater the responsibility, the more pain. I'd rather be a seven-year-old girl who is not sensible, and wake up after a nap and eat an ice cream and a lollipop. 8. I'm exhausted. Eat a lollipop to warm my stomach! 9. I borrowed my colleague's glasses frame 10 in order to eat a lollipop politely. I ate a lollipop before going to bed and had a beautiful and sweet dream. 1 1. Usually if you can't choose, you can choose. Can a dog bite you back? It's too dirty. Have a lollipop to sweeten it. 12. naturally sleep until 1: 30 in the afternoon, enjoy the rain and thunder, eat a takeaway, watch a play, eat a lollipop, and lie in a chair to blow the wind. It's sunny again. Enjoy next weekend. Now people say that eating lollipops makes me sick. 14. Why are you confused? Let me eat a lollipop and think about it. 15. Mom is sick at home, and Dad takes Ann Chou Xiao out to play. Lunch is much richer than what mom ordered. How to wear a skirt to play in the playground and buy a new suit? It's good to have a lollipop and ice cream after the end. Dad finally went to the water park at night and came back? 16. All the people who bought me lollipops on June 1st were good people. 17. I have two lollipops, one for you to eat and the other for you to eat. 18. You buy me a lollipop and I will accompany you on Singles Day. 19. I want to eat lollipops, drink Wang Zi, soak Oreos, eat melon seeds and play on the bench on June 1st. 20. When I do my homework, I am no longer alone with you. Lollipop 2 1. In other words, I went out with Grandpa Hong Mao in the morning, and my mobile phone was in arrears, and he turned green; After eating a meal, he turned yellow; After buying a magazine, his face turned blue; Buy another pancake fruit, and his face turns purple; Take the subway and then transfer to the bus, he only has chrysanthemums left; Finally, I bought a lollipop and blew his ass off. 22. Send you a lollipop to make your love sweet; Give you half a popsicle, and know how to share good things; Give you a small kite to relax yourself! Children's Day, you must be happy! 23. The couple are watching TV, and the wife is eating lollipops while watching TV. My wife licked it for a while, and then advised it to eat, making a loud noise! The husband heard 24. Tomorrow, my brothers will eat lollipops together in the street and announce to the world that I am single and I have my brothers. 25. I have 122 lollipops this Christmas. 26. Happiness is that when you really want to eat, someone will buy it for you. The point is that you never told him. Some people know that you are the greatest happiness! 27. Even a lollipop can be happy for a long time when I was a child. 28. He once loved me the most on Singles Day. Why is he so kind to me when I want to let you go? 29. lollipops are sweet? Coffee is bitter? Beautiful melody? Love is sad ~ 30. If I have two lollipops, one I eat and the other you watch me eat 3 1. Who gave me a hundred lollipops on Singles Day? I want to marry my deskmate to him. 32. Jelly chips, popcorn, fruit candy, lollipop preserved fruit, candied preserved plum, crispy noodles, biscuits, bubble gum, puffed snacks, sunflowers, peanuts, buttermilk, sesame paste, cheese, solid-tooth raisins, mints, figs, pumpkin seeds, pistachios, oranges, apples and other fruit milk drinks, beef jerky, grilled fish slices. 33. Tomorrow is Children's Day. With this message, you can get a lollipop for free at the nearest baby kissing shop, on condition that you use it yourself! Happy holidays to my wife! 34. Singles Day this year, I want to eat lollipops again. Last Christmas, she and I held a lot of lollipops in our hands, and we were very happy all the way. 36. Children's Day specially approves you: wear open-backed pants for one day, buy toys for one day, play games for one day, wet the bed for one day, eat lollipops for one day, have a holiday for one day, and go to kindergarten for the first day as a child! Happy holidays! 37. Children's Day is coming. Although I am not a child in the future, who will buy me two lollipops that day and say to me; Happy holidays.