Chatting with beautiful women is very humorous.

Chatting with beautiful women is very humorous.

Chatting with beautiful women is very humorous. In our interpersonal communication, the power of language cannot be underestimated. Boys must have certain humorous skills in life, so that they will not be cold when communicating with girls. Let's share the humor of chatting with beautiful women.

Humor in chatting with beautiful women 1 First, play with women in good faith, and she asks you to pick up things.

You said: Do you want this?

She nodded, or didn't speak, or prayed.

You look her in the eye and say slowly, I won't give it to you.

She was very angry.

You said: absolutely not, honey trap is useless, how can I give it to you.

Second, the classic case of hypothetical answer method

M: You are actually a curious person (any adjective).

W: Why?

M: Because I won't tell you why, you will always ask why.

Third, deliberately misinterpret women.

1, hit her back with something that only a seemingly woman can say.

Exodus: She accidentally touched you. You said, don't you just want my body, not my heart? Absolutely make women extremely dumbfounded and speechless to death.

2. Don't touch me. This is harassment by Xing. I'm going to call the police, but if you look cute, I'll touch you, just three times.

I know you don't look back, so I wronged myself and gave you a look.

4. Use sensitive words such as "sleeping", "bed" and "bathing" to make a fuss.

For example: What do you mean "a bed is not a bed"? We don't know each other that well I'm not as casual as you think.

5. She asked, Do you know?

You answer: I know.

You answer: My mother has thought about it for a long time, but she still thinks it is not suitable for us to be serious before laughing.

6. Simply rely on her "sex" to say: You are so stupid.

You said: Yes, I can't find the hole when the light is off.

7. The girl apologizes to you

You answered: 1. Don't apologize. Many women are usually nervous and say the wrong thing when they see my hairstyle.

I know I am attractive, but I don't know that I can make women say the wrong thing.

Fourth, push-pull method

1, you: "Women are actually related to cats."

She: Why? Otherwise how to call a tigress "

2. Make her willing to do something unimaginable with you in a short time:

You said: the hair looks good when pushed. It seems that it hasn't been washed for several days, but it's cute. It must be nice to be my new girlfriend.

Push: Can you cook (specifically, a delicacy that she will never know)? No, it's time to break up.

Laura: But when you laugh, it's not just your hair that is cute.

Push: What's your smell? What? What's that smell? She explained.

Laura: Your smell makes me allergic. It seems that we must break up this time.

3. Give her a hand when crossing the street.

Say: Be careful. She should be very grateful to you. You said, I'm afraid that XX car will be damaged by you.

Five, humor = unexpected+reasonable

Do you know why someone else's memorial service is going? Because if you don't go, others won't come to you.

Six, palm reading

Your lifeline is very long. I bet you can live through next week.

Your wealth line is not very good. You didn't have much money before you were 90, but you became rich overnight after you were 90. Your marriage line tells me that you will believe everything I say now.

You said: Do you know what line this is? Point to any one. The climax line means that you have XX orgasms in your life.

7. Nonsense: My toilet is as big as your bathtub.

Eight, speaking style: self-confidence+calmness

1, "Can you pretend you don't know me?" "I don't know you at all."

"Well, very good, very similar, really good."

2. "Do you believe in love at first sight, or do you want me to leave you again?"

Nine, a woman's test for you

They will never allow or be able to fall in love with every man who likes her. They need screening. It's a good thing for a woman to test you, which shows that she is subconsciously trying to stop attracting you.

How to resolve it? A: creatively and humorously misinterpret a woman's test on you, misinterpreting her test as that she likes you too much and chases you too hard.

1, female: I think you are so annoying.

Women who used to chase me said I was bored. I thought all women were the same, but I think you are still a little different. : why?

They don't chase you so hard, so I've never hated you so much.

2. W: You must be a playboy.

1: Yes, I am. What makes you feel so much about a playboy? I can see it at once. 2. Yes, I am. Why do you like playboy so much? What's so good about playboy? Who said anything about playboy? The others are similar: exactly. What's so good about playboy?

Test of common problems in humorous comeback method

W: Do you say that to all the girls?

Don't blink all the time, blink three times a second, you discharge, or I only say this to girls who blink slowly when talking.

Well, actually, I only say this to girls who blink slowly when talking, especially in front of them.

Where did you sleep last night?

I miss you all night at home, and I feel bored if I think too much, so I go to KTV to find Miss 88 to accompany me.

2. Who sent you the message?

Your mother, she said that you are not sensible and asked me to take good care of you.

3. Passion confession

You look so charming when you are angry that I can't bear to kiss you.

10. Anger is an emotion similar to attraction, which is better than no emotion at all.

If a woman asks some tricky and unrealistic questions, she is taking the postgraduate entrance examination. You ask some practical instructions, and she has begun to really understand you.

Woman, what do you do? You, Luo Wei

Xi。 Attraction is fluid, and attraction is always changing.

1, don't give your emotional rights to others. A man who can be manipulated by others is not a man who attracts women. If you make a woman realize that her words and deeds can easily affect your mood, then your attraction to her will drop sharply.

2, bright word tracking method to catch keywords: catch those that are easy to be ambiguous, pun, misunderstood and homophonic.

3. Why is it called a woman's brother, and the elder brother works well?

Answer: You call her brother, buddy. She is not sure whether you like him or not. Women like the feeling of hanging in mid-air. If you can't guess what you mean to her, you can let a woman guess more and let her think more about you.

4. When dating:

"Well, I'm sorry, I'm a little dizzy. I want to go home and have a rest? "

: Go home? We haven't known each other long. It is developing too fast. I'm not that casual. I won't go home with you: "I mean, I'll go back to my house."

Maybe you don't understand, I won't go home with you. I'm not that casual, so don't play tricks on me.

5. Don't be nervous. I'm not a good person (devil's classic dialogue)

6. In the eyes of women, not making a decision is much worse than making a wrong decision.

Twelve, deep lexical chunks: (only in the tutorial)

Through each other's dialogue, analyze and refine each other's emotions and emotional fluctuations at that time.

Or simply ask: What did you do and how did you feel? What were you thinking? How did you feel then?

convention

1, 93% people will feel tired if they work 2.5 days a week.

2. The intraocular pressure makes her take her eyes off you first. You know women.

3. delay smiling. Smile after about 0 or 5 seconds of eye contact.

4. Speak slowly and pronounce every word correctly.

5, timely pause

6. In the face of quiet pressure, you should make sure that she can break the silence.

7. Learn to drop the tone and remove the interrogative words behind the interrogative sentences, OK? Get rid of it all and use a falling tone.

8. Change into different styles of clothes.

9. Imagine walking a thousand roads at night, and going out in the morning is also a road (also from a speech by Ma Yun, I think there is also a fan of picking up girls)

Thirteen, the girl asked you to take him home.

You: Huh? Girls are reserved, okay? I don't know you very well. We haven't even kissed. I am not such a casual person.

She: Seriously, will you send it?

You: OK, but I only send them to gentle and lovely women. Come on, give me a lovely face.

Read the following article several times.

The part of your brain that controls emotions and perceptual forces is considered primitive, illogical and unreasonable, while the part of your brain that controls rational forces such as logic, dialectics and analysis depends on the cerebral cortex, which is the part where human beings have high IQ.

Fifteen, the usual delivery

1, you: Do you believe in destiny takes a hand? She: No talking.

You: It seems that you believe her: Why do you: The secret can't be revealed.

2. You: You are actually a patient person.

She: Why?

You: I won't tell you why, but you keep asking why.

16. Finally, I want you to read a few more sentences.

1, women are naturally irrational and not good at making decisions. Almost all women are worried about making decisions about one thing.

Her promise to you has nothing to do with confession. She must be attracted to you, and your confession is just a matter of course.

You don't need any confession to make a woman like you. Focus on how to make her happy about your time.

Seventeen, the last sentence I especially love to use:

When a girl is jealous, it is best to say this sentence in public: "You are so cute when you are jealous. I like it."

If you can use all these tutorials, congratulations, your charm value is rising.

Chatting with beautiful women is very humorous. 2. How to chat humorously?

1. If you want to associate with a girl, you must exchange your charm for the other person's favor, so take the initiative. If the other party refuses, it's no big deal. You can find other excuses to laugh it off.

2. If you want to take the initiative to talk to girls, you can politely ask them some questions when they are not paying attention, such as asking for directions or borrowing their mobile phones. This is a good way to get to know each other quickly, and then slowly have some intersection with each other.

3. When you meet a girl you like, you can ask the other person to take a photo of yourself, so you can take this opportunity to introduce yourself, and then talk about what you like to do and see if you have the same hobbies as the other person.

Second, strike up a conversation skill humor What does the first sentence say?

1. Most girls have a unique nickname. At this time, men can use this nickname as an opening remark, or they can play some jokes with each other humorously. If the other person is a more generous and cheerful girl, they won't care.

2. If you want to talk to a girl successfully, you can use the other person's WeChat avatar as the opening remarks. For example, a boy can say that I used your avatar before. Are we predestined friends? At this time, the girl will give you a reply, whether it is words or expressions, which shows that this is a good start.

When you meet a person you like and want to make friends with the other person, you must master some skills at this time, you can't express yourself stupidly, and sometimes you need some humor and interest.

In the process of communication, many people say that they have no communication skills, don't know how to communicate with each other, and sometimes even hope that no one dares to express themselves. In fact, as long as you master certain methods and give yourself more confidence, these problems will be solved.

As for how to strike up a conversation with humor, in fact, each boy just needs to be a little thicker-skinned and say some sweet words to each other, but this is a relatively familiar stage. 1 When we meet, we need to leave a good impression on each other, but we should also seize each other's curiosity, let them find ways to get to know you, and let you two get in touch in the future.

If you simply say hello to the other person, after a few hours, the other person may have forgotten who you are, so you should exert your charm to the extreme and let the other person remember you, so that you can successfully pursue the other person.

Chatting with beautiful women, humor, and three regular conversations with girls:

1, m: May I ask you something?

W: What do you want?

M: I hope you like me.

My wish is simple.

W: What wish?

Just being with you.

Do you believe in love at first sight?

W: just so-so.

M: Why don't I pass you by again?

4. It is a very selfish word for you.

Woman: What?

Man: You are mine.

5. Do you know what I cherish most?

Woman: What's this?

M: The first word of the first sentence.

M: I have a good eye for people.

Woman: Really? What kind of person am I?

Man: You are my man.

7.m: What time is it?

Woman: It's nine o'clock.

M: It's the starting point for me to love you.

8. If you miss me, just hold your breath.

W: Why?

Because my love for you is everywhere.

9. Man: The name of a single man is single dog. What is the name of a single woman?

Female: leftover women.

Man: Wrong. Tell the dog to ignore it.

10, m: Why do foxes often wrestle?

W: I don't know.

Man: Because the fox's feet are slippery.

M: Why do geese fly to the south for the winter?

Woman: It's too cold in the north.

M: Because it's too tiring to walk there.

12, male: 123456789 Who is the laziest? Who is the most hardworking?

W: I don't know.

Male: 1 laziest, 2 most diligent.