Begging to send text messages to put girls to sleep? Passionate humor

Begging to send text messages to put girls to sleep? Be enthusiastic and humorous (0 points). The message reads as follows: Baby, remember to turn off the TV, or wait for Zhenzi to climb out of there. .

Desperate ~ ~ ~ SMS put girls to sleep ~ ~ ~ for your skin and my eyes.

For your mood, my treatment

good night

Now long-distance love, the warm story of putting your girlfriend to bed before going to bed, must be very warm. I always make up for her on the spot. It is true to love your girlfriend with love and sincerity ~ I hope you are happy ~

Sweet talk your girlfriend into bed? If you don't sleep, your leg will be cut off!

If you put your girlfriend to bed, text me, baby. I'm hurt. Let's hug and sleep.

Be good, your father-in-law will call you.

Have a good sleep and press hemp.

Humorous text messages about my wife sleeping are just sweet words. Finding that kind of information can only be perfunctory. Isn't this information just forwarding? Very original and sincere.

1. It is said that a man has to climb three mountains to find a wife. For your fate, can I climb two less? Let me catch up with you early and wait for your answer. Please reply if you agree: I agree! If you don't agree, please reply: I just agree and don't reply. I will acquiesce in your unconditional consent.

2.m: May I ask you a question? Which side do you like to sleep on?

Woman: On the right, what's the matter?

M: Then I'll sleep on the left from today and leave the right for you.

Woman: You. ...

I heard that your mobile phone doesn't have short message function, so I sent this short message to try. If you receive it and confirm that it has SMS function and it is not my SMS, please reply to me: I have it, it is yours!

4. Like is a touch of love. Love is deep love. I hope we can go home together in the future, instead of sending you home.

The first time I saw you, I said to myself: You are my goal in this life. I want to pursue you and hug you. I want to announce: I love you ... RMB.

6. Life becomes uncomfortable without you. I hate that hateful third party for taking you away. Do you have a new relationship with him? I really want you to come back to me-wallet.

7. I'm shy, and I've been afraid to say anything to you. Today I finally got up the courage: When will you invite me to dinner?

8. I met you by chance, paid attention to you when I met you twice, dated you three times and four times, and missed you all the time. 90% should like you, and I'm sure I love you. Training you for a hundred years, completing you and me for a thousand years, everything is waiting for you.

9. You little leprechaun, you poisoned me with your love poison but refused to give me the antidote! Little villain! Oh! I'm dying! Help me! The solution is simple: give me your love!

10. I am not perfect, but I am real. In other words, I am not beautiful, but I am cool; I am not rich, but I am happy; I am not successful, but I am confident; I am not sentimental, but I know how to cherish.

1 1. Let me tell you a secret. Please look at the back first, then at the left, then at the right. Ok, please don't look around with your mobile phone!

12. The new three obedience and four virtues: the wife should follow when she goes out, obey her orders and blindly follow her mistakes; The wife has to wait for makeup, remember her birthday, be willing to spend money, and endure beatings.

13. I haven't heard from you for a long time, and I feel very distressed. I want to die! I cut the pulse with potato chips; Hit you on the head with tofu; Jump over buildings with parachutes; Noodles; But none of them are dead. Just invite me to dinner and go to hell!

14. Once upon a time, there was a girl named Qiao Nina. She fell in love with a girl named Shade. They look at the stars together. When the meteor crossed the sky, they named it Jonina Shading Star.

15. I can't eat in the morning because I miss you. I can't eat at noon because I miss you more. I can't eat at night because I miss you crazily. I can't sleep at night because I am hungry.

16. This is your first swimming lesson. An hour later, you said to the coach, "I think, is that enough for today?" "Why?" "I really can't drink any more."

17. Urgent reminder: There may be tornado weather recently. Be sure to take two dumbbells weighing 10 kg when you go out to avoid being blown to the west by strong winds. Those who weigh less than 50 kilograms must be doubled.

18. Pigs can't talk, but only hum songs with their noses. Just like some girls, they always say: Hum!

19. A jet fighter roared past in the sky, and the bird was surprised to see it. Bird: Mom, why does that bird fly so fast? Mother Bird: Try setting a fire on * * *!

20. It's really tiring to marry a wife. I washed my feet, rubbed my legs, and beat my back, and then slept with me, as if I hated the old society, and my hands were full of bitter tears!

2 1. The feeling of missing you is like: cooking without salt; Apples are not too sweet; Smoke less; Forgot to bring money when shopping. I will miss you when I have time, and I will miss you when I have no time. If I really can't spare the time, I will-do nothing but miss you!

Baby, let's go to bed. Hehe, let me explain first, I don't discriminate against national treasures, and you won't let me sleep. In the future, I may change from a handsome man to a scruffy old man. Then she replied, "I didn't let you sleep." ) You just said, "But who am I going with?" Hee hee ... although it's a good bed ~ ~ "There are not many boys who can coax girls to sleep ... you can coax her to say that you call and we all close our eyes and have a good sleep. On the count of one, two, three, let's close our eyes and sleep … don't open them. I'll call you up in the morning. Good boy, close your eyes and sleep together. Be gentle. Hee hee, I wish you success.

When a girl says she is sleeping, how do you reply to her with humorous words? Someone tattooed a Tang priest, lost money on the first day, collapsed on the second day, and was fired from the company on the third day.

The monk said, "What can't be tattooed? Tattooing Tang Priest is 81 difficult, which is the only problem. Go home and wait! "

How can I send a text message to put a girl to sleep and tell her that you love her directly?

Tell her.

Go to bed early and have a good sleep.

I have your love in my dream.

This is how you usually sleep, right?

Who has a humorous message? Send it to your new girlfriend. Humor, enthusiasm, a little cold. Ha ha. "I am a lonely tree, standing by the roadside for thousands of years, waiting alone, just because one day you pass me, I will fall for you, even if I don't smash you."