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What blessings to the elders should be humorous (within 60 words)?

1. Happy New Year, Happy New Year, Peace and Health, Happiness and Good Luck, Good Luck, Happiness and Auspiciousness, Happy New Year, Comfortable and Comfortable, I wish all the best and peace and happiness in the Year of the Tiger!

2. Your troubles on New Year's Eve, wish you a happy smile; I wish you nothing but fatigue on New Year's Eve. New Year's Eve is stressful and good luck every day; In addition to bad luck, New Year's Eve is auspicious and joyful; Except for the old year, New Year's Eve is rich and expensive. On New Year's Eve, may you be full of honey and happiness!

Take this glass of wine and wish you 100% beauty without discount. White and red, different; Jade is always there, and youth is brilliant. Happy new year, always in a good mood!

When the new year comes, we should catch up with it earlier. Good luck will be with you, good luck will surround you, and financial resources will be in our pockets. Let's laugh together during the Spring Festival! My blessing comes so early, please-be sure to receive it.

5. firecrackers sound like the year of the tiger, fireworks greet the year of the tiger brightly, a new year, a new atmosphere, new information and new blessings: I wish you all hard work, good luck, you can breathe and smile! Happy Spring Festival in the Year of the Tiger!

6. At the beginning of the new year, I will give you seven treasures: warm firewood, career rice, healthy oil, happy salt, family sauce, love vinegar and friendship tea. Rice, oil, salt, sauce and vinegar tea, life is ordinary and wonderful. Have fun!