April Fool's Day prank manual SMS

SMS is a "traditional program" on April Fool's Day. But being old has the advantages of low risk and strong maneuverability. This year, everyone's immunity to spoof text messages is also increasing. I will laugh when I receive a text message, and I will reply at most one, and I will not turn my face. Here are ten potential April Fool's Day news this year. You can be prepared after reading them. Pay attention to "fools are at risk, please be careful when sending".

Ten April Fool's Day messages

1. Weather forecast: RMB will be deposited in this area tonight, there will be checks in the northwest sometimes, and there will be gold bars in some areas! The meteorological department reminds the public to prepare big sacks and get ready to make a fortune! Happy April Fool's Day!

2. Poor mobile phone user, it's a pity that you are infected with April Fool's Day bacteria because you confirmed this short message. Now bacteria are wearing uniforms, full of energy, neatly arranged, and walking through your body with vigorous steps. ...

3. China mobile communication users: Recently, due to debugging the network, if your mobile phone has no signal or cannot be connected, please drop it on the ground as hard as possible, and it will return to normal after repeated times. Happy April Fool's Day!

4. Dear users, your mobile phone currently has the function of withdrawing money. Just take out the sim card and insert it into the ATM. If ATM doesn't accept business, please hit ATM with your mobile phone! Happy April Fool's Day!

Since I met you, you should be very clear about your position in my heart. Except you, everyone else is a pile of shit in my eyes, but you are different, because you are … two piles. Happy April Fool's Day!

6. You stand in the crowd, and your long hair is blown by the gentle wind, echoing in my heart for a long time like the most beautiful melody in the world. I want to say: your wig is going to fall off.

7. I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, the snow in the north. Sorry, it's stuck.

8. I sent you this dime message to tell you that I am not a penniless person. For example, this dime message is an April Fool's Day gift from me.

9. I am a lonely tree, standing on the side of the road for thousands of years, waiting alone, just because one day you pass by me, I will fall for you, and it is in vain not to smash you. Happy April Fool's Day!

10. Xiao Lv said to mother donkey: Mom, before April Fool's Day came, someone sent me a malicious short message. Can't I come back? Donkey mother said: Don't be silly, the pig will come back. If it is a donkey, we won't come back. Happy April Fool's Day!