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Happy birthday message (43 selected sentences)

1, a complete collection of short messages about the birth of a child

2. On May 25th, I was promoted to mother, a boy, weighing six and a half pounds!

3. My wife was born prematurely, weighing 5 kg and 2 liang. Mother and daughter are safe! Remember to come for a drink!

4, the baby has been born, in order not to eat Sanlu milk powder, please get the money quickly!

5, beautiful and handsome, I gave birth to a daughter, weighing seven pounds and four ounces! Thank you for your concern!

6, beautiful and handsome, my little prince was born, weighing 7 kg 8 Liang, thank you for your concern!

7. My wife screamed and a new person was added to the family. For details, please report it with a red envelope!

8. My wife screamed and a new girl was added to the family. If you want to know more, take the money and sign up quickly!

9. I gave birth to a little prince at 3: 08 on a certain day in X year, weighing several kilograms. Happy baby, share with you.

10, my Doudou was born at X point and X moment today. I want to give you good news. Thank you for your concern and care.

1 1. I gave birth to a son who is as handsome as his father. Please rest assured.

12, Shu Xian, the wife of a pregnant child, is very sweet and works hard to earn money to buy milk powder. Who told me to meet the animal year?

13, it is raining. /kloc-0: 06, the baby was born. She weighed eight pounds, had two big fat children, and began to save money for a wife.

14, I gave birth to a son, xx years, xx days, weighing xx, mother and child are safe, bless me, he came to the world like an angel!

15. My lovely baby came to my side at X on X, and shared my joy with my friends!

16, male girlfriends and female girlfriends, occasionally born, the days with the ball are over, China Merchants Bank, 8 kg, mother and daughter are safe!

17, I gave birth to a son at 1: 00 in the middle of the night, weighing 6 kg and 8 liang. Now I can't sleep because of the pain in the wound. * * Send a message to tell me, hehe!

18, the baby golden mouse came today, and it was crisp in autumn. I was conceived and gave birth in 10, and the moon is particularly bright tonight. I was rewarded by three parents and children, and I am happy for this favor.

19, the baby is happy today, and Hongyan comes and goes to spread good news. A piece of paper will be good news: my surname has descendants in my life! ! ! We made an appointment with good friends to get together for a hundred days, and * * * drank good wine to celebrate the wedding.

20. Starting from 15: 3 1 today, my wife is going to sleep with someone else's husband. I want to wash, change clothes and take a bath happily, and I can't let him carry a gun.

2 1, extra! Extra! My favorite male silver has come to this troubled world at 8: 00 am on March 24, 20 12! From now on, I will accept your infinite blessing! -Porridge

22. Good news and bad news: The good news is that I have a son today, and the mother and son are safe. The bad news is that you must send toys, baby clothes and milk powder to our government in the near future. You can send money, and offenders will be prosecuted.

23. The taste of being a parent is bitter or sweet, and I want to try it early; Today finally ushered in the birth of your son, is happy, is happy, is happy, is a long-awaited day; Friends, happiness is shared with you, and happiness will come to your home sooner or later.

24. Happiness is when it comes, and happiness is when it comes smoothly; At three o'clock in the morning, your son was born at 6 kg and a half; The wife becomes more perfect and the son is handsome like a star; Happy to share with you, happy to walk together.

At 8 o'clock this morning, I loved my good wife and finally gave birth to a son for me. Since then, our family has changed from two to three, and I have been promoted to a father, which is a happy change; I am very happy, I am very happy.

26. Hello, everyone! Lijia China Merchants Bank officially opened at 7: 26 tonight. Those who hold the license of China Construction Bank, please start to line up immediately, and we will choose the best partner! In addition: the baby weighs 4 kg and 8 Liang, and the mother and daughter are safe! Thank you for your concern!

27, croak three times, the baby will fall from the sky; From then on, I embraced happiness, held hands with happiness and lived an endless good life with my wife; It's interesting. It's a surprise. I will send you a good news to make you envy me.

28. Dear grandparents, uncles and aunts, I am * *, I was born today! I am a little prince, and I weigh two Jin. My mother gave birth to me naturally. I'm exhausted! Thank you for your concern for us. I will grow up happily and healthily!

29. Hello, everyone! Lijia China Merchants Bank officially opened at 7: 26 tonight. Those who hold the license of China Construction Bank, please start to line up immediately, and we will choose the best partner! In addition: the baby weighs 4 kg and 8 Liang, and the mother and daughter are safe! Thank you for your concern! -Le Le Ma

30. People are lucky, and happiness is coming; Happy life, in an instant; Friend, my dear wife gave birth to my son this morning 10; This good news is shared with you first, just to tell you that you should work hard and become a father as soon as possible.

3 1, what I've been waiting for for a long time finally happened. The wife, as pure as ice and pure as jade, added 6 Jin of baby to her family last night. She is a great woman. Let me be surrounded by happiness and happiness from now on, and now share this happiness with you, so that you are as happy as me!

32. I have wanted to be a father for a long time, thinking about one day, thinking about one year, thinking about decades; At 9 o'clock last night, the dream came true and the nobles came; From then on, stay away from distress and embrace happiness; Now share your happiness with your friends. I hope you can hear good news soon.

33. Today, our family added a tile to Acer, which has a population of 654.38+03 billion. Our family only added a tile in response to the national family planning call. This is a small step in the population history of China and a big step for our family. You are welcome to visit the children when you are free.

34. My beautiful wife, pregnant in October, worked hard and finally gave birth to a baby of 8 kg. From then on, my family had a baby. I have a great mission. Besides taking care of the big baby, I have to take care of the big baby. Although a little bitter, but I am very happy!

35. In the autumn of the fifth child, on the fifth day of the fifth year, my daughter was born at night and weighed two pounds and seven feet. She was gentle and serene, her eyes looked around faintly, and her eyes were weak. However, there was a thunderstorm in the west of Beijing at that time. When I first arrived, my beauty shocked the world, or I was worried about the chaos in the world. So I inform you that enterprises know each other and talents are blessed.

36.654381October 28th, xx, 3 am 10, my friend, you missed an important moment in your sleep. A handsome boy named Wang Xiaobao, weighing five catties and eighty taels, came to this world at this important moment, and it has been seven hours now. Thank you for your concern all the time! -Haohao

37. This is Lin Xiaoxin speaking. At 4: 58 pm, I was taken out of my mother's stomach by my uncle. I am not tall, 52 cm, not fat, weighing 7 kg, 1 beam, but I know I am a smart pot. If a beautiful sister wants to ask me out, please come to my mother's office as soon as possible to sign up. I won't wait in line when I grow up!

38. My wife is beautiful and charming. At 3 o'clock this afternoon, she became more beautiful, as beautiful as a fairy, and brought talented people into the house; My beautiful wife, I love you, which little baby I love; My friend, my happiness is your happiness! Please share with me.

39. My son was born in Yuzhong District at noon today, and his mother and son are safe. The child is one foot five inches long and weighs five pounds and seven ounces. He cried loudly and looked at God. There was a generous charm in his father's eyes. It's a cool breeze and good luck. I thought the success of this trip was due to the blessings of my relatives and friends, so I sent a thank-you message.

40. Hello, aunts, I'm Lin Xiaoxin. At 4: 58 pm, I was taken out of my mother's stomach by my uncle. I am not tall, 52CM, not fat, weighing 7 kg, 1, but I know I am a smart pot. I have to do this. If a beautiful girl wants to ask me out, please come to my mother's office to sign up. I won't wait in line when I grow up!

4 1, brothers! I am a father! My wife just gave birth to a 6 kg 8 Liang daughter, which is very beautiful. From now on, man, I will be a slave to two women completely. Being Mrs. Doubtfield, the cradle of * *, has several positions in the milk powder cash machine ... Ah, this time, my baby daughter is holding my finger hard ... This feeling ... Let alone how cool it is! Dude, congratulations!

42. The imperial edict came-Fengtian Shipping. The emperor said: Ten officials * * * have a daughter today, and she is adopted and named "Little Dragon Girl". Ai Qing was ordered to unconditionally present all kinds of exotic flowers and herbs, rare birds and animals, gold and silver treasures, silks and satins, antique calligraphy and paintings, famous horses and BMW, and fine wines and wines to "Little Dragon Girl". Send it if you have the conditions, and send it if you don't have the conditions to create conditions. Offender hell to pay. I admire that.

43. Extraordinary good news: My baby plan of long-term cooperation with my beloved wife was officially declared successful this morning. The finished product is babyv0, which will be upgraded every year. The product attribute is a baby boy, weighing 3 kg and 50 cm high, which meets the national standard. According to experts' conservative estimation, this precious product will occasionally leak water and cry with high decibel during the operation of the previous version, which needs to be solved. Please share your valuable experience with experienced R&D personnel as soon as possible. Thank you!