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Funny short sentences about thunder

1. What are some funny sentences describing "rainy days"

1. When it rains and thunders, I stand under the tree and shout, I want to cross.

2. I wanted to pretend to be depressed without holding an umbrella when it rained. Result: I was beaten by my mother, and the cold came to take care of me again.

Funny sentences describing "rainy days"

1. On continuous rainy days, it is most suitable to practice Qinggong and float on the water.

2. God, how long are you going to pee like this? Can’t urinate enough? Or is there a problem with the prostate? ········ Damn rainy day.

3. It has been raining these days. I guess it is the Jade Emperor who is crying. It must be that the marriage is unhappy. There are two possibilities. One is that the Queen Mother has left, and the other is that she refuses to leave.

4. I don’t want you to become negative because of me. The city with you is also beautiful even when it rains. From the sun after dawn to the moonlight in the middle of the night, don’t think about it. I won’t like it. Please ask, this What is the secret of the sentence? Ha, I lied to you.

5. The sky is for wind and rain. The ground is used to grow flowers and grass. I am here to prove the greatness of this world.

6. Woman, when you cry, it will rain all over the world.

7. On the first day of military training, the instructor said: "Don't pray for rain. It's useless. Do you know that when you 7,000 people pray for rain, there are still 20,000 people praying for rain?" "Teacher."

8. The weather is really nice today, windy and rainy.

9. I hate rainy days. My dear, please show up quickly, or I will tell mommy that you secretly held my hand.

10. If you are fine, I will fuck you. If you're fine, that's fine. If you are well, you will have a spare tire until old age. If you are well, it will be sunny. Oops, it will rain tomorrow.

11. Why does it rain during the school term? It reveals the background of the story, exaggerates the desolate atmosphere, and hints at the tragic fate of the characters.

12. Playing in the water outside on a rainy day, playing with herringbone and dragging it out.

13. You have a big head and a big head. Don’t worry if it rains. You have an umbrella and I have a big head.

14. It has been raining in recent days. I really want to throw a piece of Sophie into the clouds and suck up all the water.

15. My deskmate texted her partner "Let's elope" and her partner replied "It's raining." 2. Sentences about a person who is afraid of thunder

The sudden lightning lit up the whole room, followed closely by the thunder, rumbling, I was running away in the room, but there was nowhere to hide.

There is a kind of person who is particularly afraid of thunder. Of course, most people are afraid of thunder. What I am referring to here is the kind of people who are particularly afraid of thunder. Among the people I know, there is one who is particularly afraid of thunder. Because he was afraid of thunder, he deliberately moved to the remote Ito area to strike. Distant thunder can only be heard four or five times a year in the Ito region.

It was stormy and thunderous outside. I saw the flashing light shining on the wall, as if thunder was about to strike. So I quickly stuffed my head into the quilt to avoid my eyes and ears. Whether you watch or listen, you still can't avoid the heart palpitations.

To me, thunder is a hundred times and a thousand times more ferocious than the wild beasts. It not only split the sky into several pieces, but also whipped my heart and shook it. .I really hope this rain will stop soon, stop soon.

Suddenly, a bolt of lightning jumped out of the clouds and quickly exploded in the sky. Like a military flashbang, it illuminated the world in an instant and blinded us. I was so frightened that I quickly covered my ears. As I expected, within a few seconds, Thunder King came with a rumble.

A bolt of lightning pierced the silence of the sky, a thunder awakened the creatures on the earth, and the rain shot down like silver swords, shooting violently and violently into every corner. As if to wash away God's anger and fill up man's anger, the thunderstorms clapped with the joyous sounds of frogs and sang lowly with crickets, performing a hymn of life. 3. What are some funny sentences about rainy days?

1. Why does it rain? Because the earth needs a bath!

2. If it rains or thunders, you can stand under the big tree and shout to the sky: "I want to travel to ancient times." It is guaranteed to succeed.

3. Friends who dare to play computer games during thunder and rain, aren’t you afraid that lightning will come and you will travel through time?

4. When it was windy and rainy for the last time, I knew I had to prepare to take a boat when I went out. Otherwise, don't even think about going out.

5. The most regretful thing in life is: not bringing an umbrella when it rains, and not having a bowl when eating.

6. In the summer, when you go out, you have to go into the oven, when you walk, you have Malatang, and when you sit down, you have Teppanyaki. It’s better not to rain, because it will turn into boiled fish!

7. If a drop of water falls from the sky, it is the tears I shed because I miss you; if there are countless drops of water falling from the sky, don’t think about it, it is raining!

8. On continuous rainy days, it is most suitable to practice Qinggong and float on the water.

9. You have a big head, so you don’t have to worry about rain. You have an umbrella, and I have a big head.

10. I saw that it was raining today, but I did not see any thunder. Why did I see all kinds of explosive heads along the way.

11. I wanted to pretend to be depressed without holding an umbrella when it rained. Result: I was beaten by my mother, and the cold came to take care of me again.

12. It has been raining these days. I guess the Jade Emperor is crying, and his marriage must be unhappy. There are two possibilities. One is that the Queen Mother has left, and the other is that she refuses to leave.

13. Playing in the water outside on a rainy day, playing with herringbone and dragging it out. ——Flip-flops

14. Why does it rain during the start of school? ① Reveals the background of the story ② Exaggerates the desolate atmosphere ③ Hints at the tragic fate of the characters

15. My deskmate texted her partner "Let's elope." Her partner replied, "It's raining." 4. Sentences describing bad weather and thunder

When the typhoon comes, the crisp autumn weather in the South turns into a gloomy and miserable world. The bright and bright sun soaks and melts the violent raindrops, and I don’t know. Where did it fall? The wind was like a kind of horrible music, playing non-stop all day long. Flowers and plants fell to the ground. Trees swayed furiously, grabbing and twisting each other, cursing and making noises all over the sky. The black clouds ran in the sky like monsters, causing thunder, lightning and stone-like raindrops to attack each other...

The strong wind blew to the sea and became a hurricane. At that time, the storm reached its highest point .It is not only terrible, but also abominable. The churning of the sea has reached the sky. In the sky, the dark clouds are thick and angry; underground, the hurricane on the sea is mad. The sky is blowing, and the whole sea seems to be boiled, full of foam, The whole world is spinning, and there is nothing more terrifying than this. This is the most ferocious moment. The wind has simply become a rebellious tyrant, causing huge economic losses to mankind.

Imported from the United States. Tmall 5. Sentences describing thunder

·Thunder is like ten thousand iron balls rolling and roaring on the iron plate.

·There was a distant sound, a sound vaguely like a car crossing a bridge, passing on the ground.

·Thunder rumbled in the low clouds, making people's ears buzz.

·Thunder roared overhead, and the earth was shaken.

·The rumbling and powerful fighting echoed from valley to valley, as if the spring buds were shaking from the frozen soil, awakening, and angry seedlings emerging.

·Thunder is roaring, and the lightning is flashing its teeth.

·Thunder sounded as if the entire universe was collapsing.

·A few seconds later, there was a rumble of thunder, getting closer and closer, and finally there was a thunderclap, and the universe seemed to explode.

·Such a thunderclap was louder than the explosion of a hundred thousand barrels of gunpowder.

·The thunder rumbled, as if the sky was shattering.

·The Heavenly Artillery Team started a terrible volley, and the rolling thunder resounded from east to west, resounding in all directions. ·There was a sudden thunderbolt, and the sky and the earth were darkened, like a landslide, like the ground cracking, like a building toppling, or like a giant tree being broken.

·The thunder sounded like a row of cannons, emitting a series of low and long roars.

·Shen Lei struck through the heavy siege of dark clouds, sounding like an explosion and rolling over from the northwest.

·Thunder and lightning seemed to have exerted enough power, making a roar like landslides and earth-shattering.

·Suddenly, just above his head, there was a terrible, deafening thunderbolt, and the sky shattered. He curled up, held his breath, and waited for the debris to fall on the back of his head and on the back.

·Thunder, like a giant, walked away with heavy steps.

·There was a thunderclap, and it came down with a thrilling sound, roaring, roaring, and rolling down like a few empty wooden barrels rolling down the stairs.

·The night sky crackled like a felled forest, and thunder roared, as if the sky was beating into pieces.

Shen Lei rumbled and rolled like a violent landslide, crossing the entire sky diagonally. The lightning flashed, only to rest for a while, and then another burst of muffled thunder rolled past. Suddenly another thunder struck, like an exploding cannonball, ringing above the head.

?A flash of light broke through the darkness like a fiery snake, opening a crack in the sky, and then a thunderbolt shook the earth.

?On the pitch-black sky, lightning hung vein-like gold and silver threads, and flames flickered overhead.

?The blue lightning bolts are twisting and scurrying around like strange snakes and pythons.

?After a thunderclap, it seemed like millions of searchlights were shining on the clouds, and it was like a bomb that was thrown through the air and exploded, leaving a glorious moment to the world.

?Lightning spread out in all directions in strange-shaped tree trunks, cutting the entire sky into pieces.

? Lightning suddenly waved the sword, demonstrating to the earth with brilliant sword light.

?Lightning suddenly struck the ground, and suddenly sparks flashed in and out of the dark clouds, like a multi-branched golden tree uprooted.

?Lightning struck one after another, like a red snake covered in fire, flying across the sky and illuminating the chaotic and turbulent clouds.

?Lightning was like several golden steel forks, which suddenly rushed into the forest.

?The sudden and dazzling flash of lightning made the dark sky suddenly bright.

?Suddenly the Heavenly Gate opened, and a golden light flashed out from the cracks in the black clouds, which was chilling to the liver and gallbladder and breathtaking to the soul.

?Suddenly, the sky was pierced by a fiery snake of unpredictable length. The fiery snake used a burst of dazzling pale light to shine on the four people who had disappeared in the darkness. Face.

?The mountains in the distance are shining with bright sparks of lightning. Just like the fiery red tulips in spring.

?Huo! Huo! Huo! The giant's sword danced in the sky.

?The thunder and lightning gave people an earth-shaking feeling.

?The raindrops fell, and the lightning suddenly lit up a red light. The sound of thunder It rolled in heavily and angrily.

?From time to time a huge flash of lightning illuminated the entire sky. It snaked through the dark shadows of the trees and split the sky and the water into two parts like a terrifying scimitar. department.

·The dazzling blue light of lightning rushed past, followed by the roar of thunder. The shock made people's hearts tighten and the earth shook.

·The huge lightning illuminated the land of Yaoyao, making it more dazzling and brighter than the day.

·Lightning, with its dazzling blue light, cut through the dark night sky.

·The electric light flashed rapidly on the top of the mountain like a belt of light, so fast that the human eye had no time to see the shape of the belt.

This article comes from: 6. How to say in a humorous way that it’s thundering and you’re in a bad mood

1. I’m also in a mood today, this feeling is weird, this love is going to rain , I will send you a song to express my love

2. When it rains in the sky and the ground becomes slippery, you fall and crawl by yourself - talk about the mood of rain

3. If we walk together, if It suddenly rains. Would you like to buy an umbrella and hold it with me, or should I hold it alone?

4. Dear, it’s raining, do you miss me?

5. Occasionally sneak through the rainy window and imagine kissing your face.

6. [The most beautiful thing is not the rainy day, but the eaves hiding from the rain with you//

7. It rains for him in the eyes, but the heart holds an umbrella for him ——This is love

8. Whether it’s raining, thundering, cloudy or sunny, happy or sad, I want you to stay with me all the time

9. The most beautiful thing is not the rainy day, but the time spent hiding with you of the eaves.

10. I am glad that I am not afraid of wind, rain, thunder and lightning.