Joke Collection Website - Blessing messages - Sentences suitable for military training to be posted on WeChat Moments (49 selected sentences)
Sentences suitable for military training to be posted on WeChat Moments (49 selected sentences)
1. Talents! Talents of the new century!
2. Move again! If you move again I will kick you away!
3. Very teeth Bai, what toothpaste do you use?
4. Who told you to turn around! Autopilot?!
5. Military training is a place to turn white people into black people.
6. Look at your goose-step kick, are you going to fly?
7. Military training is like a little sun, you can get tanned all over without negotiation!
8 , look what I am doing, there are no flowers on my face, only acne...
9. Thanks to your sister’s military training, I have white skin for a summer vacation
10. With you My youthful head turned gray with sorrow!
11. What are you laughing at? My teeth are going to fall out, and I plan to have porridge tonight!
12. I started to think it was military training. No time limit, I cried to death when it ended.
13. “Mom, I’m back from military training” “Who are you, I don’t know you”
14. I may be the only wolf who asks for leave and does not go to military training without any reason. .
15. Feel for yourself the life after military training and the people you met during military training.
16. Military training is a storm in life, and military training is a disaster in life.
17. The military training is over, and you left without saying anything. Dear instructor, see you again by fate.
18. The military doctor during the school’s military training a few days ago was so handsome that he cried, and the armed policeman Oppa after he was reassigned.
19. I am just a kid herding pigs. I drive you here and there all day long (ohmygod! It turns out that everyone is a pig)
20. Don’t look around. I'm fine. Such a handsome guy is standing in front of you and you don't know what to look at. He's a bunch of stupid kids!
21. I feel sorry for this new high school freshman class. The head teacher said that they have to eat simple meals every other day during military training. Meal: Steamed buns, pickles, boiled water.
22. Just a few days ago, I laughed at some people who wanted military training at the beginning of school. As a result, just today I also got a notice that I would have to undergo military training for a week.
23. It is military training that gives us the courage to overcome difficulties; it is military training that teaches us how to unite and help each other; it is military training that opens up our glorious youth.
24. Move, keep moving! I know that your martial arts are all hidden. If you dare to challenge the authority of discipline, I will destroy your martial arts in a moment!
25. I wish I could rest at home, but I also wish I could go to school and have fun. Finally, I succumbed to the date set by the school. Go to school and receive military training.
26. When standing in the military posture, a girl shouted: Report! There is a spider! The instructor asked with surprise: There is a pig? Where is the pig? Is it a pig when you read the text message during military training? Haha, happy military training!
27. We are not afraid of being sweaty in military training, but we are afraid of being punished and suffering; there is only one exciting military training, and we hope that we will really change! I wish the students will successfully complete the military training and be reborn!
28 , Perseverance, every slogan echoes in the sky; orders and prohibitions are carried out, every movement is like an arm and a hand, gold and stone can be carved, every footstep is sonorous and powerful, life is diligent, every classmate keeps it in mind.
29. Students, what is walking in unison? It means that on the basis of your shopping, take your hands out of your trouser pockets and swing them back and forth. Okay, listen to the command: "walk in unison" (very good explanation)
30. Please ask for high temperature! Please ask for exposure! Please ask forty degrees! Please ask for rain! It doesn’t matter if we are a little bitter and tired! The growth training of the future flowers of the motherland must not be careless! We must let the children in military training We have been trained!!!
31. Slow down, I came back from the military training yesterday. The instructor was so handsome, cute and funny. It’s a pity that I don’t have the photo yet. The six days of military training was actually very good. It's fun, not as tiring as expected, that's fine.
32. If life is a book, then the life of military training is the most beautiful chapter in the book; if life is a drama, then the life of military training is the most beautiful chapter in the book. The best scene in the play.
33. During the military training, a certain student came up with an idea to act as a real person to alienate people. As a result, he was treated as a spy and was beaten. He regretted: "If I had known, I would have acted as a honey trap!" I wish all the students on military training. Be happy, be happy every day!
34. How can a seedling become a towering tree without being baptized by wind and frost? How can an eagle soar in the sky without being exposed to violent storms? The same is true for us young people, without experiencing hardships How can you become a useful person to the country through training
35. The university military training is in school. The car that picked up the instructors finally came back. As soon as the instructors got off the car, one of them shouted: Look! Girls! We are finally in the human world! May you have a happy military training and enjoy it.
36. The scorching sun cannot break our will; the heavy rain cannot disperse our team; the sweat cannot drown the faith in our hearts; the exhaustion of the whole body cannot defeat the fighting spirit in our hearts.
37. When night comes, the noise stops, a man enters the women's dormitory... he educates and scolds, the girls go and clean up! Who is he, do you know? It turns out that the instructor is checking the dormitory. While laughing, we must resolve to be a good comrade for the people.
38. At the end of each training, the instructor will choose students who perform poorly to punish them. Other students will watch. The instructor will ask them to put one foot on the ground, spread their arms, and shout "Golden Rooster Independence". Happy military training.
39. The military training is early, the students are running, bathing in the scorching sun, sweat is flowing, the fair-skinned children are burnt, the waist is hard, the legs and feet are good, the head is held high, the chest is marching, the sound of marching, I hope the military training will give you iron strength A strong physique and a steel-like faith.
40. We learned to be perseverant and to obey orders. Military training is to cultivate our character and sharpen our will. We have benefited a lot from experiencing military training; we are extremely proud to have passed military training.
41. Seize every minute of military training, advance and retreat with your beloved comrades ***, and let the songs of the military camp fly in our hearts! I wish that no one in every team in military training will be left behind. , encourage each other, and complete the military training together!
42. Before the military training, there were high aspirations and bold words. During the military training, it was bleak. After the military training, a group of black coals. Although the experience was short, there was hardship, bitterness, and growth. , have faith, and wish you a fruitful military training and fruitful academic achievements.
43. The instructor taught us to sing military songs. After a group of us went up to sing, the instructor covered his face and said: "I thought I sang out of tune, but I didn't expect you to outrun me. How can I lead the way?" Come out of your troops. "Happy military training!
44. I'm so unhappy. I really wanted to go to Shanghai with my friends to see Ashin and take a trip, but I just missed the military training. Ah! Forget about military training. The key is that military training can definitely catch up with the menstrual period. I want to cry.
45. The military training time is fun, there are many beauties watching together, you are not afraid of hardships and worries, stand at attention and listen to the rules, it is a good opportunity to exercise your will, and you can still see beauties if you have nothing to do. Haha, that's right. I wish the students endless happiness and a happy military training.
46. The night before the military training, the squad leader said: Standing in the military posture under the sun is prone to dehydration. Lack of water can easily cause fainting. Everyone should drink more water tomorrow morning. As a result, when I stood in the military posture the next day, the sound kept ringing: Report! Instructor, I need to go to the toilet! I wish the students a happy and relaxed military training!
47. Good military training, hone your will and discipline. Military training is wonderful, it makes you both painful and happy. The military training was tough, the skin was dark and the whole body was sour. Lay a solid foundation for your future self-reliance. I hope the students can practice their footwork well and walk well every day of their lives.
48. I have been in Shenzhen for more than three years. The last stop of the eight scenic spots is also the farthest stop. It took more than two hours to take the bus. . In the afternoon we went to Jiaochangkou, which is said to be better than Dameisha. I also saw a group of students and children doing military training here. I laughed to death. Why did the military training come here?
49. On the last day of military training, the instructor watched curiously as a middle school student pressed a new piece of soap against the wall and rubbed it back and forth. He couldn't help but ask why. "If I don't wipe off some of it," the student answered honestly, "my mom will think I haven't showered again this week."
- Previous article:Will the flying book automatically turn on the wheat when it rings?
- Next article:Children's birthday wishes
- Related articles
- What's the difference between high imitation iphone5 and real iphone5?
- I borrowed money at nine o'clock last night. Why hasn't the loan arrived yet?
- Two China Merchants Bank cards and one mobile phone switch to log in and require a verification code.
- Good shopping record, SMS
- How does China Mobile recharge its mobile phone and kill Yuanbao in the Three Kingdoms?
- The property after the daughter's death was distributed to the mother. Should the mother be distributed to her daughter's children after her death again?
- How to collect the cash coupons of Xiaomi Mall presented by the new rice noodle card?
- After Guangdong iptv arrears are paid, you need to log in again, and the result is that you can't get on. The SMS gave an account password of iptv.gd.
- Brief introduction of Xiaoguo mobile phone
- After married 10 years, my wife and I fell in love. Why did I break up with her when I accidentally received an anonymous letter?