Sand Sculpture Copywriting of Double Eleven single dog Tucao

1, I heard that boys who buy snacks for girls are the most handsome.

2. I wish the loved ones the freedom to love and not to love.

3. Why do you have to pay the deposit in the middle of the night and the final payment in the middle of the night every time you buy something? I buy things, not steal.

In order to prevent double eleven pickpockets, I have spent all my money in advance.

5. I heard that everything is cheap on the Double Eleven. Can you accompany me to be cheap?

6. I just want to remind everyone that it's only 1 1 hour from now, and it's too late to report the loss of the credit card!

7. Is there anyone you want to see but can't see in Double Eleven-Uncle Express?

8, the carnival of the festival, the romance of lovers, all the happiness has nothing to do with me.

9. I want to deal with objects. I don't want a date. I'm afraid of being beaten. I don't want a date. I don't want anyone else.

10, ordinary single genius.

1 1, Mulan joined the army as her father. One day, she missed her mother very much and showed her mother's appearance with a needle on the steps of the camp. A soldier saw Mulan and said to her, Xiu * * *?

12, the first emperor spent all his budget before starting a business.

13, double eleven rational shopping, no pickpockets. That's your boyfriend.

14, I remember you didn't date this person last year.

15, double 1 1 Let's play a game and give me a box of snacks. Let me guess who sent it.

16, be careful when crossing the lawn! ! Don't dirty the soil I want to eat this month.

17, the laborer worked hard for a month and gave it to Li Jiaqi. Come on, tail man.

18, double eleven don't know what to buy? Why don't you transfer 200 to me and buy a lesson?

19, dopamine began to loosen, and no one wanted me. I look really good today.

20, paying the down payment is quick and easy, and paying the final payment is uncomfortable.

2 1, the temperature has dropped recently. I wonder if my ex-boyfriend's coffin board will leak, alas!

22. Singles Day is to remind you of ugliness and double eleven is to remind you of poverty.

23. My lover is a world hero. I know that one day he will appear in a dazzling manner, wearing golden armor and stepping on seven-color auspicious clouds to empty my shopping cart.

24. Even if double 1 1 is cheap, I won't be with you, and no one will be cheap.