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Li Qi: Both his son and daughter take their mother's surname, and it is his pride to adopt a daughter, which has broken his heart for his children's marriage.
Editor Yi Entertainment Auntie
One day, the famous actor Li Qi looked at his 31-year-old son and said sadly, "Son, when will you get married? Dad really wants to have grandchildren."
The impatient son who was urged to get married said, "Dad, if you urge me again, I will get married at the age of 35; if you urge me again, I will get married at the age of 4; if you urge me for the third time, I will get married at the age of 45."
Li Qi shut up in an instant.
Li Qi is a famous comedian, who has sent laughter to countless audiences.
but off the screen, he is not so happy.
the marriage of the eldest son has always been a worry to him.
The second son was once as fat as 24 Jin, which also worried him.
only adopting a daughter is his pride.
In p>1955, Li Qi was born in Datong, Shanxi.
However, because of her parents' work, Li Qi grew up in Xi 'an, Shaanxi.
when I was a child, my parents loved him very much. I was afraid to melt in my mouth and fall when I held it in my hand.
Because of her parents' love, Li Qi has been fearless since childhood and has developed a mischievous character.
there is nothing he dares to do if he goes up a tree to dig out birds' eggs and goes down a river to fish.
Because of Li Qi's careless personality and chivalrous spirit, he soon became "king of the children".
every day when I go out, I always have a group of small children behind my ass.
Li Qi has no time to study because her mind is full of fun, and her academic performance is naturally a mess.
parents are happy to see their son having such a good time.
However, when they are happy, they are always worried about their son's future.
This carefree life lasted until Li Qi was in the fourth grade.
For some reason, Li Qi is going to work in the countryside.
But after less than a month, Li Qi, who is unruly and loves freedom by nature, can't stand this step-by-step life.
thinking about how to escape all day.
It was not easy until 197 that a friend of Li Qi heard that Shaanxi People's Art Theatre was enrolling students and wanted to try it.
But he had no confidence in himself and was afraid of failure, so he asked Li Qi what he should do.
Li Qi's character is careless, and she is fearless.
So he said to his friends, "Go if you want. If you don't pass the exam, come back next year. What's the matter with the sky falling?"
My friend regretted it as soon as he heard it. Where on earth did he get his confidence and ask Li Qi for advice?
With Li Qi's personality, how can there be other answers?
My friend thinks that Li Qi is unreliable and plans to ask others more.
At this time, Li Qi couldn't stand it anymore and grabbed the application form.
While filling in the information, he said, "Why are you so inky? Ok, I'll accompany you to the head office."
well, when I heard Li qi say this, my friend silently withdrew the sentence that Li qi was unreliable.
When they arrive at the examination room, the friend is preparing to hand in his application form.
however, the enrollment teacher walked up to Li Qi and said with a smile, "Classmate, you're here to take an actor test. Seeing your image, you are the material to be an actor. Go and sign up there."
Li Qi looked embarrassed. "Well, teacher, you are mistaken. I came to the exam with my friend, and he wanted to take the exam for the actor."
Li Qi also pointed to his friends.
The teacher was unmoved: "Oh, here we are, just give it a try. Look at your image. It's a pity not to be an actor. Take a walk and the teacher will teach you where to sign up. "
Without waiting for Li Qi to refute, he took Li Qi's hand and walked away.
leave friends alone in the wind.
Friends who are familiar with Li Qi may find it strange, and this teacher's aesthetic standards are too strange.
Because as far as Li Qi, who is familiar to everyone, no matter whether she looks left or right, she has nothing to do with the word "handsome boy".
How can the admissions teacher take a fancy to him in the vast sea of people?
this idea is all wet.
when I was young, Li Qi was a real handsome guy.
It's even a bit like Raj Kapoor in the Indian movie The Wanderer.
it's no wonder that the teacher took a fancy to him.
But in front of the interviewer, Li Qi was dumbfounded. He didn't prepare anything. What can I do?
But there are four or five examiners sitting in front of me, and it seems impolite not to speak.
So, Li Qi crustily skin of head came to introduce herself: "Hello, teachers, my name is Li Qi. I originally came to the exam with my friends, but I was temporarily invited to a talent show, but I have no talent, so the introduction is over."
It was such a self-introduction that seemed to be disruptive, which abruptly made the interviewer laugh.
It adds a touch of liveliness to the tense air.
After laughing, a teacher asked, "You can't be talented, but you can always recite poems."
Li Qi shook her head: "Only reciting, not reciting."
The teacher said with a smile, "Well, then you can recite a poem."
Li Qi started: "so bright a gleam on the foot of my bed, ..."
Now, all the teachers laughed. One of the teachers wanted to see what else he could do, and smiled and said, "Sing another song."
Li Qi didn't refuse, but just sang: "so bright a gleam on the foot of my bed ~"
I have to say that Li Qi has some comic talents.
The last link is a performance sketch, and the title that Li Qi drew is "Chicken Hair Letter".
As soon as she got the title, Li Qi figured out how to act it.
Because at that time, he was addicted to the movie Tunnel Warfare.
On the empty stage, he climbed trees, observed the terrain and watched carefully to see if anyone was following him.
It took a long time to perform before the letter was sent to an interviewer.
The interviewer caught the letter and couldn't help acting with him: "Who asked you to deliver it?"
Li Qi responded quickly and casually replied, "Report, it's Gao Chuanbao, the captain of our militia."
As soon as Li Qi's voice fell, the interview teachers burst into laughter, and several teachers even laughed so hard that their stomachs hurt.
Mr. Li Qizhang and the other monks are all at a loss.
I know I'm funny, but the teachers are so happy to laugh like this.
One of the teachers fought back a smile and said, "Look who is the examiner in front of you?"
Li Qi looked intently. Oh, my God, isn't this Longguang Zhu, the actor of Gao Chuanbao?
No wonder the teachers laughed so happily. It turned out that they really delivered the letter to Gao Chuanbao.
In the end, Li Qi successfully entered Shaanxi People's Art with his handsome appearance and funny talent with full skills.
However, after going in, Li Qi discovered that his sorrow had just begun.
At that time, there were very few activities of the art troupe, and it often took a year or so to receive a performance.
the main task of all staff is not to perform, but to work.
Li Qi's daily routine is going to the fields, feeding pigs and mowing the grass.
Besides, as a student, Li Qi has to hand in a literary work as homework every two months.
Li Qi's grades are not good since he was a child, and now he has to hand them in every two months, which can make it difficult for him.
However, Li Qi is quick-witted. Every day, he goes to the dormitories of other disciples and sisters to sweep the floor and fetch water for them, pinching his legs and pounding his back.
as the saying goes, no gains without success.
Martial brothers and sisters are also embarrassed to order Li Qi every day, so they ask him what he can do to help.
whenever this happens, Li Qi will say, "Actually, it's nothing. If you have any invalid homework, just give it to me."
When martial brothers and sisters heard this, they found it difficult, so they packed it all up and gave it to Li Qi.
Li Qi integrated these waste assignments, and with a little ingenuity, it was a brand-new assignment.
Because the troupe often doesn't perform, Li Qi can't sit still and is bored.
I actually taught myself various skills such as harmonica, bamboo flute and tap dancing.
In addition to these "literary" hobbies, Li Qi also taught herself many "seemingly useless" skills.
For example, he learned to be a carpenter, and anyone in the theater who wants to make a small bench and a small table will ask Li Qi.
He also learned how to cut hair, and cut it for 8% of the staff in the theater.
When he has nothing to do, he also steps on the sewing machine, and every fashionable man and woman in the theater has a pair of bell bottoms made by him.
it can be said that it is very versatile.
In addition to these "sideline businesses", Li Qi has not relaxed his main business.
In 198, Li Qi won the Plum Blossom Award for her supporting role in the drama Bai Juyi in Chang 'an.
However, after winning the prize, Li Qifang did not follow suit and appeared in more works, but slowed down her performance.
because at that time, he met his true love.
In 1983, during a performance, Li Qi met Gao Li as a makeup artist backstage.
Li Qi fell in love with her at first sight, but she was afraid of scaring Korea and didn't dare to express herself directly.
In order to be with Koryo, Li Qi always tries every means to create a chance encounter.
However, because they haven't known each other for a long time and are not familiar with each other, Li Qi has never confessed.
until one day, just after work, the troupe suddenly began to rain cats and dogs.
Gao Li is carrying her cosmetic case, struggling to move it to a place where there is no rain.
after seeing it, Li Qi rushed to Korea without saying anything: "Let me help you."
After that, before Koryo could react, she rushed into the rain with a big box.
since then, the two have formed a deep affection.
Li Qi saw that the time was ripe, and made a clean breast of it to Gao Li.
Koryo is also very fond of this beard, and nodded as an agreement.
Li Qi almost jumped up with excitement when she nodded. He grabbed her hand and said, "Why don't we get the certificate by the way?"
Koryo is noncommittal. Although she thinks that the two have known each other for too short a time, it is even more difficult to find someone who is full of herself.
she hesitated for three seconds before agreeing.
Later, Li Qi always said that he and his wife had a flash marriage.
Every time someone asks, "You said you were married in a flash, so how long did you cultivate your feelings?"
Li Qi proudly said, "That was a flash. My wife and I cultivated our relationship for less than 24 hours before we got the certificate."
when they got married, many people thought that they would be unhappy in the future if they got the certificate after knowing each other for such a short time.
But I didn't expect that Li Qi and his wife, who only spent 24 hours cultivating their feelings, became famous model couples among relatives and friends.
Shortly after Li Qi married his wife, his eldest son, Gao Dai, was born.
Yes, Li Qi's son takes his mother's surname.
Not only the eldest son, but also the second son born later and the daughter adopted by Li Qi all take their wives' surnames.
Having a family and children, Li Qi feels that her burden is heavier.
In order to give his wife and children a better life, Li Qi decided to go to Beijing for development.
In 1991, Li Qi, who was 36 years old, came to Beijing with his wife and children, and officially became a North drifter.
at first, he had no contacts or opportunities, and was rejected countless times.
Until later, the comedian Guo Da, who is also a fellow villager, threw him an olive branch.
Guo Da and Li Qi were born in the same year. After learning about Li Qi's situation, they thought they were fellow villagers, so they would help if they could.
When she heard that she could perform on stage, Li Qi immediately switched from the drama stage to the sketch.
I collaborated with Guo Da on such sketches as Stay in the Hotel, After Winning the Prize, Snoring, etc.
Li Qi gradually became famous with her funny talent.
Since then, he has often been seen not only on the sketch stage, but also in TV dramas and movies.
In p>1998, Li Qi, who was 43 years old, was specially recruited to work in the Armed Police Art Troupe.
The career is smooth and smooth, and Li Qi's image on the screen is always smiling or funny.
So many viewers feel that Li Qi's real life must be smooth sailing.
But in fact, Li Qi's real life is a trivial matter, but he always faces it with an optimistic attitude.
Before I knew it, my eldest son, Gao Dai, had already grown up, followed in his father's footsteps and entered the entertainment circle.
However, perhaps because he is too young and has not written enough works, Gao Dai has always been in a tepid state.
But Li Qi doesn't care. My son is filming for fun, so as long as his son is happy, fame is not important.
However, the eldest son is over 3 years old this year, and he still has no intention of getting married, which really worries Li Qi.
He nags in his son's ear every day, telling him to find someone to marry quickly so that he can have his grandson early.
The eldest son was tired of being urged, so there was a dialogue at the beginning of the article.
besides the eldest son, the second son didn't let him worry.
The second son inherited Li Qi's good appetite and optimistic personality.
no matter what happens, as long as there is something delicious, you can carry it through.
Li Qi once revealed that the second son weighs about 24 Jin.
no matter how the family tries to persuade, the child just can't keep his mouth shut.
Compared with the two sons, Gao Ya, the daughter adopted by Li Qi and his wife, is the pride of the old couple.
My daughter is a soldier. During the Wenchuan earthquake in 28, she followed the troops into the front line of disaster relief and carried out rescue.
Although Li Qi and his wife are worried about their daughter's safety, they also know the mission and responsibilities of soldiers.
I can only persuade my daughter to pay attention to safety and then support her.
However, the daughter, like the eldest son, has not married at the age of 31, which is also a heart disease of Li Qi.
Every time Li Qi advises her daughter to find someone to marry quickly, her daughter always says, "Eldest brother is not married yet, so why am I in such a hurry?"
Li Qi is speechless.
In addition to the children giving him a headache, Li Qi's health is not as good as before.
Li Qi has always had the habit of smoking, drinking and eating meat.
especially drinking is his lifeblood.
I didn't feel anything when I was young, but when I was old, all kinds of problems came out.
The first time I went to the hospital for examination, the doctor advised him to drink less, but Li Qi didn't take it to heart.
don't let him drink, doesn't that mean killing himself?
so he ignored it and drank it.
Li Qi just can't quit, no matter how much his wife tries to persuade him.
Until later, he was sent to the intensive care room because of various complications. This time, the doctor told him very seriously that he must control it in the future.
Li Qi felt scared, and promised the doctor and his wife that they would control their alcohol consumption.
After that, Li Qi finally wanted to eat healthier.
He also teased himself that he didn't learn to eat green vegetables until he was 6.
although the wine is delicious, don't be greedy!
Fortunately, Li Qi can realize the harm of drinking in time and make positive changes.
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