Ask for a super funny SMS ringtone. It may be a short circuit ... a short ... message.

1. Today is Singles Day. I really don't want to be a bachelor anymore. Marry me. If you don't marry me, I will marry you!

2. Singles Day is obviously a good opportunity for MM to choose her husband! Think about it, excellent men are usually busy with work, and they don't feel depressed until Singles Day, so they run out and sit down. This is a good opportunity for MM! Only once a year! You can't miss passing by! Why hasn't anyone come to pick me up after all this publicity here? )

I sell breakfast. I got up early this morning and specially launched the "Singles Day Package", four fried dough sticks and an egg. As a result, it caused a sensation in this street, and people still come to visit it until now.

4. Who doesn't want to be an aristocrat shining with the romantic light of medieval Europe? This is an unattainable dream. Don't! If you are still single today, you can indulge in aristocratic addiction generously.

We bachelors can openly look forward to our other half, although we don't know where she still lives. Poor married man can only stare at his familiar wife without imagination.

6. How happy we are as bachelors, floating among thousands of flowers, how can we hang from a tree like a good housekeeper? How sad!

7. Our bachelor, the reserved program of our male compatriots, can say the most touching words to girls: I love you, will you marry me? I can only say the first half if I don't celebrate today.

8. The green onion said: I am an innocent bachelor. Bamboo stick said: I am an unyielding single man. Noodles say: I am a bachelor who is soft at the sight of water. Chopsticks said: I am a well-informed bachelor. Carrot said: I am a red and purple bachelor. Fried dough sticks said: I am a bachelor who is too soft-hearted and painful. Bus 1 1 says: I am the most popular bachelor, whether it is manual or automatic. Happy Singles Day!

9. Being your friend for so long, you have always cared about me.

I often give you trouble. I really don't know how to repay you. ...

So ... I will be a cow and a horse in my next life ... and I will definitely pull up grass for you to eat. ...

10.

Nothing! Nothing! Nothing! Nothing! Nothing! Nothing! Nothing!

Nothing! Nothing! Nothing! Nothing! Nothing! Nothing! Nothing!

I'm telling you, it's okay. You didn't press a fart!

1 1.

I miss you very much, but I'm sorry to call you.

I'm afraid you're busy, I'm afraid you ignore me, I'm afraid you think I'm harassing you,

I really want to contact you, but ...

The telephone bill is really expensive, please call me!

12.

If you were a meteor, I would chase you,

If you were a satellite, I would wait for you.

If you were a star, I would fall in love with you.

Unfortunately ... you are an orangutan ~ I can only see you in the zoo! ! Oh, what a pity! !

13.

Now I am confused .. I don't know what I am thinking. ..

My mind is bored to death .. I really don't know what to do. ..

Can you tell me ... I really don't know whether to eat Regan Noodles or Ah Q bucket noodles!

14.

Thank you for being with me when I was most frustrated.

I reached out when I needed help most, and I have countless words to say.

Just want to tell you:

"Nothing good has happened since I met you! You are a loser! 」

15.

I'm sorry to send you a message so late ~ ~

If it bothers you ~ ~ I'll tell you here ~ ~

Serves you right ~ ~ Who told you to go to bed earlier than me ~ ~ ~ Hehe! !

16.

Meeting you is the beginning of my heart.

Falling in love with you is my happy choice.

Having you is my most precious wealth.

Stepping into the red carpet is my eternal motivation.

The person you love forever is you.

Unfortunately ~ I sent it to the wrong person

17.

Because of you, I believe in fate; Because of you, I believe in past lives.

Maybe all this is predestined, pulling us together,

Now I really want to say ...

What evil did I do in my last life!

18.

Starting from tomorrow, the municipal government has decided to drive away all the young people with mental retardation who are ugly and detrimental to the city appearance!

Hurry up and pack your things, go out and take shelter, and don't tell anyone that I informed you, remember!

You are welcome!

19.

God saw your desire and created water;

God saw that you were hungry and created rice.

God saw that you had no lovely friends and created me;

However, he also saw that there is no idiot in this world and created you by the way.

20.

If the government stipulates that a person can only be kind to one person in his life, I'd rather it was you.

Till death do us part, I have no regrets!

But it happened that the government didn't stipulate … then forget it!

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Miss you is a happy thing!

Nice to meet you!

Loving you is what I will always do!

Keeping you in mind is what I have been doing!

But I lied to you, and it just happened! Huh? Ha!

22.

The phone rings, which means I'm thinking of you!

Two voices mean I like you!

Three voices mean I love you!

When the seventh sound sounded. ...

Shit, I really need to talk to you, so don't answer the phone!

23.

According to statistics, people over 99.9 who look like pig heads use thumb buttons to read short messages!

Hey, hey, don't change hands, it's too late. Pig head! hahaha

24.

I wrote your name in the sky, but the wind blew it away;

I wrote your name on the beach, but it was washed away by the sea;

I wrote your name in every corner …

* *, I was taken away by the police!

25.

If it's a mistake to be good-looking … then I'm all wet.

If loveliness is a crime ... I have committed a heinous crime.

It's hard to be a man! ... you'll be fine ~ Yes, you're not guilty ... I envy you.

26.

When the white clouds pass by, it is the trace of my missing you;

When the sun shines, that's my miss for you;

When it rains, it is proof that I miss you;

When it thundered, that's when I prayed to heaven that you were hit ... haha-

27.

If I burn incense and meet you in a year,

It took three years to get to know you.

Ten years of burning incense can cherish you,

For the happiness of my next life, I am willing to ... convert to Christianity.