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Make sentences at lightning speed.

Because Chiang Kai-shek's regime lost its popularity, it was finally driven out of the mainland by the * * * production party in recent years, like a stray dog fleeing, and finally ended up in a corner of Taiwan Province Province.

2) Send you a pair of ears, wish you "hear the eight winds", send you a pair of lucky ears, wish you "big ears and wide wealth", send you a pair of blessing ears, wish you "sharp ears and clear eyes", send you an assistant with ears, and wish you a "lightning speed" rise in the future! I wish you a happy love day.

3) As a socialized, commercialized and aesthetic carrier of human culture, it is invading our daily life with lightning speed.

4) A radish, a pit, a hill, a village, and a willow tree keep fighting for the sofa: I wish you a refreshing and comfortable summer and unparalleled happiness on a Chinese Odyssey!

5) SMS blessing should pay attention to strategy and tactics, first observe the terrain, then locate the target by satellite, then "sneak into the village" and send the blessing bomb to the "enemy" mobile phone in lightning speed. Happy Army Day!

6) As a socialized, commercialized and aesthetic carrier of human culture, it is invading our daily life with lightning speed.

7) Pay attention to strategy and tactics when sending blessing messages. First, observe the terrain, then locate the target by satellite, then "sneak into the village" and send the blessing bomb to the "enemy" mobile phone in lightning speed. Happy Army Day!

8) This kind of flood is not easy to attract enough attention before the flood peak appears. When the flow increases to a certain extent, it often comes in a hurry. After the flood peak, the tension of the water flow is large, and the breakwater accident is high.

9) The public security personnel went straight to the bandits' den with lightning speed.

10) At this time, the small cover of the pen tip will automatically open, and a narcotic bomb will be shot like lightning, so that the bad guys have no time to escape.

1 1) Funny quotations: It's too fast to mention. If you don't sweep a house, how can you sweep the world invincible? When I looked up, I found the moonlight was there. It was as stupefied as an arrow and thousands of miles away.

12) The August 1st Army Day is coming, and the assembly number of blessings will be sounded for you: 1. Smash, occupy the highest point of friendship, and send sincere greetings with lightning speed. Happiness is shining, and good luck is landing vertically for you!

13) The frog jumped up with a roar and caught the bug.

14) She kept ringing like lightning, not letting the world be full of love, cut in line and bought a train ticket. Everyone scolded her, but she didn't care.

15) I am often ordered to be in danger, but through my lightning-fast means and iron-blooded style, I often save the day and step on thorns like a smooth road.

16) The train is as fast as lightning.

17) I inform you with lightning speed: National Ear Love Day is coming, please take good care of your ears and make sure you smile happily; Happiness is familiar, and the family is prosperous; May your fat head and ears listen to all directions!

18) I quickly took it.

19) Be sure to enter one and practice "the speed of light".

20) Today, I arrived at the company at lightning speed.

2 1) Our army captured the enemy's position with lightning speed.

22) These drug lords who met on the shore were caught in the lightning action of the police.

23) Change the dressing for Xiaosa in the morning, and squeeze the ointment directly into the wound while it is unprepared.

24) Since Spring Festival travel rush, the auspicious train has started, and now it is along the track of happiness, with lightning speed, and the big station keeps galloping to you, giving you my best wishes! Happy Spring Festival.

25) At this critical moment, my sister found out. She ran over and took the apple in my hand with lightning speed.

26) Thunder can't cover your ears: Thunder comes too fast to cover your ears. The metaphor is fierce, which makes people unprepared.

27) These drug lords who met on the shore were caught in the lightning action of the police.

28) Lao Zhang is looking forward to the early return of his long-separated wife.

29) Spending money is as fast as lightning, and making money is as difficult as climbing the sky.

30) An aunt jumped out of nowhere and put her things on an empty seat with lightning speed. Let's go

3 1) I want to make a download software called earmuffs. Because lightning is inaudible.

32) On Ear-Love Day, blessings come into your ears like lightning. May happiness always whisper in your ear, good luck rub your ear every day, health always obey you, and happiness always makes you refreshed.

33) I inform you with lightning speed: World Vision Day is coming, please take good care of your eyes and make sure you have a happy panorama and smile again and again; Happiness comes into view and the family is prosperous; I wish you a pair of bright big eyes, and you can see all the happiness in life!

34) The nearby scenery becomes a virtual shadow. In the faint smoke, I saw a man rushing forward at Malik and flashing across the place at lightning speed. His eyes were red with blood and he stared at it. Lightning split off, and a figure was faintly seen in the white.

35) At first, the sky was overcast, and in a short time, there was thunder and lightning and a strong wind. I don't know how many leaves were blown off the big tree, so people all hid in the house. Thunder rumbled, thunder rumbled and lightning flashed across the sky.

36) Have an important week. With Zhou's cleverness, he would never miss such a good opportunity. Just as people were desperately trying stupidly, Zhou rushed to the opponent's basket with lightning speed. Although the layup was not a slam dunk, the momentum was better than that of the slam dunk, and he successfully won the opening point.

37) According to local word of mouth, this worm usually lurks under the yellow sand in Gobi, but when tourists pass by, they will quickly pop out in lightning speed and then disguise themselves as a toothed rectum to hide people's eyes and ears.

38)? The Great Cold is the terminator of the 24 solar terms. With the aura of thousand-year-old ice and the momentum of ancient glaciers, it came at you with lightning speed. Please adjust your mentality and prepare for a cold!

39) I have a crescent moon in my hand, stars above my head, my eyes full of roses, and my feet on auspicious clouds. I flew to you with lightning speed, just to give you a Christmas present. Merry Christmas!

40) During military training, the instructor ordered everyone not to make any noise after the lights were turned off, but our dormitory would still chat quietly together every night after the lights were turned off, and at the same time pay attention to the surrounding movements with bated breath. As soon as there were footsteps, we slipped back to bed at lightning speed and pretended to be asleep. Hee hee, awesome!

4 1) August 1st Army Day, which blows the assembly number of blessings for you: 1. Smash, occupy the highest point of friendship, and send sincere greetings to you with lightning speed. Happiness has been ignited, and good luck is falling vertically to you!

42) The Spring Festival travel rush Peak has started, and my auspicious train has started. Now it has rushed to you along the track of happiness with lightning speed, and with non-stop momentum, I will send my blessing to you! Wish you a happy Spring Festival!