What are the funny ringtones?

18 received a phone call at the company, which was promoted by a clothing company and kept saying that it would make uniform clothes for a big company and so on. I grabbed the gap between each other's speeches and blurted out: "Our company is not in dressing the!" The other party whispered for a few seconds, said "I'm sorry" and hung up. Teacher of our university: I'm looking for three students, a man and a woman ... The whole class began to look around for Chris Lee. I went back to my dormitory after 20 nights' self-study. Then I always wanted to strike up a conversation, but I didn't have the courage to go forward. Until the fairy mm was about to walk into the girls' building and take a bite, she stepped forward and asked mm loudly: Classmate, are you a woman? Later ... Later, I enjoyed the Allen class of 2 1, and the fairy mm looked down on me for two years. The teacher is passionate: how many heroic sons and daughters linger underground ... The graduation works of 22 students are made of big red cloth and sewn on black robes. The defense teacher asked: Why does Phoenix use red instead of other colors? When that classmate was excited, he blurted out: Because the phoenix is burning! ! Three seconds later, the students who came to see the defense laughed hysterically, and my stomach was twisted with laughter! When I was in junior high school, my teacher told me to recite Mulan words (compared with BT), and I was very nervous ... Adi heard that her sister was coming, sharpened her knife and laughed at her parents (pigs and sheep) ... The whole class laughed, and I completely forgot. Fortunately, the teacher didn't punish me for 24 days. God, earth, Dou E is more unfair than me! I bought WSJ for LP. I went to the store for a long time and didn't know what to buy. I just took a bag and asked the owner, "Boss, is this easy to use?" The boss (male) wait for a while looked at me carefully for 5 seconds and said, "I have never used this either!" " "