Humourful and hilarious copywriting

1. Be a mature adult, tuck your autumn clothes into your autumn trousers, and tuck your autumn trousers into your socks.

2. I don’t know how people who post a talk every half a year do it. If I don’t post a talk for a day, I feel like my talents are nowhere to be used!

3. Finally I understand why people have to choose a good day when they get married, because there may not be a good day after marriage.

4. You will never understand my sadness, just like a fat person doesn’t understand why a thin person wants to lose weight.

5. When I was a child, I thought that falling down was a serious matter. No matter whether it hurts or not, I should cry first.

6. My son suddenly asked me: "Mom, I have an aunt, a second aunt, a fourth aunt, and a fifth aunt. Why don't I have a third aunt? Is the third aunt dead?"

7. Happiness is that although I didn’t listen in class, I found that no one who listened understood it.

8. How to judge whether the shoes a person is wearing are new or old? Then step on him hard. If the other person says "You stepped on my foot!", then it is an old shoe. If the other person says "You stepped on my shoe!", then it must be a new shoe!

9. A child gave me one hundred yuan and asked me to be his parent. When I arrived at his class teacher's place, I immediately knelt down and said, "Honey, listen to my explanation!"

10. Don't be too envious of your friends who have more steps than you in the sports rankings. They may not have gone very far. , they just have short legs.

11. The cruelest reality is: the girl you like likes someone else, but the girl you don’t like still likes someone else.

12. Some people take exams by strength, some people take exams by eyesight, but I rely on rich imagination.

13. To make your boyfriend obey, usually a good-looking girl can do it by acting coquettishly, but I actually have to rely on threats.

14. The girl in the company’s finance department is a beauty. Yesterday, she gave me an extra 5 yuan on my salary. It seemed like an opportunity had come, so I decided to give the 5 yuan back, not only to get in touch with the goddess, but also to It can express who I am as a person. As a result, she worked overtime all night to correct the accounts and ignored me for several days!

15. Some people lose weight by eating cream cakes or hot pot with a bottle of sugar-free drink!

16. Recently, everyone in the community has been reporting that there is a pervert harassing the residents. I am so scared that I dare not go out. If I am recognized, I will be in trouble.

17. I had a quarrel with my girlfriend, and my girlfriend yelled: “Even if you buy me the lipstick I liked last time and the bag I’ve been dreaming about for a long time, I won’t forgive you. Yours!" I understood and quickly coaxed her: "Don't worry, I won't buy it!" 18. When I went on a blind date with the goddess, I said, "I will drive you on my next date! "I'll take you for a ride in my precious sports car!" The goddess said shyly: "Can't you use the word "baby" when you talk to me? "Okay, I will take you for a ride in my precious sports car!"

19. In fact, you can tell a man's age by just making a phone call. If the other party answers the phone and pronounces "hello" twice, he is usually a young man. If the other party answers the phone and pronounces "hello" four times, , mostly middle-aged men.

20. "Dear, I have a cold. I feel so uncomfortable." "Open the door quickly!" "You are here? Great!" "Breathe more fresh air and exercise more"