April Fool’s Day confession and a whole sentence

April Fool’s Day confession sentences (general 95 sentences)

In study, work and even life, many people have been exposed to some more classic sentences, in different types of articles Here, sentences in different positions have different functions. Do you know what kind of sentence can be called a classic? The following is a complete April Fool's Day confession sentence that I compiled for everyone. It is for reference only. Let's take a look.

April Fool’s Day Confession Sentence 1

1. Let the stars turn into my eyes and watch over you all night long; let the breeze turn into my smile and smooth your movements. my heart; let all good things turn into my blessings, and stay with you forever, forever...

2. China Mobile users: Due to network debugging recently, if your mobile phone has no signal or cannot When the call is connected, please drop the phone on the ground as hard as you can. Repeat the call a few times and the phone will return to normal. Happy April Fool's Day!

3. Test your Mandarin, please read the following poem aloud: dark stone green, dark dianthus, dark stone through spring green, dark stone through spring bamboo.

4. Bajie Huazhai has never returned. On this day, a person who looked exactly like Bajie came from a distance. Wukong said he might be a goblin. Tang Monk said: Try sending a text message. If you send a message, it will be Bajie. If you don’t reply, it will be a goblin!

5. No matter where you fly, I will follow you; no matter where you escape, I will chase you. Then beat you to death - a dead fly. Happy April Fool’s Day!

6. God knew you were thirsty and created water. God knew you were hungry and created rice. God knew you didn’t have a lovely friend, so he created me. However, God also knows There is no fool in this world who created you by the way.

7. There was a true love, but I didn’t cherish it. I regretted it only when I lost it. If I could come back again, I would say: I love you. If you want to choose a time to express your love, I hope it is: April Fool's Day!

8. Teach you a happy spell; An Sizhu, An Sizhu, An Si's Bamboo, An Si's Pure Bamboo, congratulations on learning Shandong dialect; I'm a pig, I'm a pig, I'm a pig, I'm a stupid pig.

11. Every day I will pray to the Buddha for a rose that will bloom for a long time. When there are nine hundred and ninety-nine roses, I will give them to you and say emotionally: You little boy, I don’t believe that the bees you attract can’t help you. Sting you! Happy April Fool's Day!

12. I heard that you are taller than Yao Ming, I heard that you are richer than Gates, I heard that you are more handsome than Nicholas Tse, you are Today's tall, rich and handsome guy, even though today is April Fool's Day. Eat well and exercise every day. Eat well, sleep well, be healthy, and lead a happy life. I wish you a better tomorrow!

13. This is a poem by Li Bai, please read it aloud: The bedroom is spring green, I hold the plum blossoms and smell the flowers, I can only win the first place, I invite you to sleep in the bedroom, bedroom Know spring green.

14. Please go to the nearest telephone pole and shout loudly to the wild advertisement on it, "My disease is cured."

15. According to reports: The Yiweiq armed forces recently Hanging your photo on the wall of Baghdad caused a large number of US soldiers to vomit and die. After investigating and collecting evidence, the United Nations confirmed that this is a weapon of mass destruction. You should run away. Happy April Fool's Day!

16. No matter how high the sky is, how deep the sea is, how hard the steel is, how strong the wind is, how long the feet are, how wide the river is, how strong the wine is, how cold the ice is, how hot the fire is... I just want to tell you that these are none of your business! Happy April Fools' Day!

17. Before April Fools' Day comes, I would like to remind you: Fools should be thorough, don't be angry when being fooled, and make plans hidden. Be careful, rely on text messages to deceive people, and send them in large quantities. It's so stupid that it has a purpose, it's so stupid that it's meaningful, it's so stupid that it's unprecedented.

18. The reason why you feel the warmth of the sun is because you are bathing in it; the reason why you feel that the scenery is beautiful is because you are walking in the scenery. No matter how important others are, they can only be in my eyes, but you are the only one I will always treasure in my heart.

19. Weather forecast: There will be RMB rain in this area tonight, sometimes there will be checks in the northwest, and there will be gold nuggets in some areas! The visual part reminds citizens to prepare big sacks and prepare to make a fortune! Happy April Fool's Day So happy!

20. God said to me in my dream last night: This April Fool’s Day, just send a text message to your stupidest friend and wish him a happy holiday, and he will be a hundred times smarter. I thought about it, so I’ll send it to you, because you were so stupid before that you couldn’t even reply to my text messages!

21. The protagonist of Father’s Day is father’s love; the protagonist of Mother’s Day is Mother's love; the protagonist of Children's Day is cuteness; but the protagonist of April Fool's Day is u and the director is i! Happy April Fool's Day!

22. The wind lifts your long hair, making you look more chic! The waves lap at you With your feet, you look even more flawless! Facing the morning glow in the east, you look like a sea spray! It’s hard to tell that you’re a fool if you’re not an acquaintance! Happy April Fool’s Day!

23. Let’s get married, last year What you said today is still ringing in my ears. April Fool's Day, can I say I love you?

24. I almost forgot what day it is today. If I didn't think of you, I wouldn't have noticed. Days pass day by day, today is your good day, don’t forget, today is your holiday, I wish you a happy April Fool’s Day!

25. There is something I have always wanted to say to you, this This sentence has been hidden in my heart for a long time, but I didn't have the courage to tell you. Today I want to say to you loudly: I love you. By the way, I remind you that today is April Fools' Day.

26. That day I looked at your sexy body crazily, twisting naked in front of me, gently touching your skin. I couldn’t resist your temptation: Boss, I want this. Fish! Happy April Fool's Day!

27. On this day every year, you don't have to pay taxes when you brag, you don't have to worry about being chased by wolves when you lie, you don't have to hold meetings to punish people, you don't have to be afraid of extravagance with your expressions, no one will pay attention to you when you tell lies, and you can defend yourself legally when you tell the truth. It’s either infatuated or self-indulgent! Happy April Fool’s Day!

28. I’m sorry! I accidentally sent “I like you” to your mobile phone. If you accept it, please keep it; if you don’t accept it, please keep it. Send it back to me.

29. Diamonds are extremely valuable and can be treasured for a lifetime of legends. I am honored to inform you that I have signed for the express delivery sent by a friend, and I will give you an unexpected surprise - a two-carat diamond ring gift! Happy April Fools' Day! Jixiang Express sincerely wishes you.

30. On April Fool’s Day, I confess my true feelings to you: I will never abandon you again, and I will never let you go again. Summer is here, and we are about to embark on our first love trip. This is also the first time in my life. I am looking forward to it and miss you very much. April Fool's Day confession sentences 2

1. Dear users, according to reliable information from the weather station, tonight, if you shake a big tree hard, a lot of US dollars and hundred-dollar bills will be dropped. To you, new and old customers who want to make a fortune, hurry up and don’t miss the opportunity!

2. I feel that after knowing you for so long, you are special, extremely, very, and rare. , uniquely stupid, and very stupid, so stupid that you don’t even know that I like you.

3. Your influence is so widespread, so huge, so far-reaching! So much so that today I can’t do anything but tease you... Happy April Fool’s Day!

4. Some jokes can only be taken seriously if they are kept open. For example, I like you.

5. Weather forecast: I miss you a little during the day today, and then I miss you violently in the afternoon. My mood will drop by five degrees. Affected by this low mood, it is expected that this kind of weather will continue until I see you.

6. Ah! You are so graceful and charming, no wonder everyone says you are... bloated! [Latest humor for April Fools' Day]

7. Me I pray to the Buddha every day for a rose that will bloom for a long time. When there are 999 roses, I will give them to you and say emotionally: Baby, I don’t believe that the bees I attracted will not sting you! Happy April Fool’s Day!

8. Tips for self-testing vital capacity: After farting, lower your head and inhale sharply, and then observe whether people around you smell any odor. If so, you must strengthen your training according to this method; if not, it proves that you are a superman!

9. If a star falls and hits you on the head tonight, please don’t worry, this is me Thanks to the gift given to you by the fairy brother, from now on you will live a carefree and happy life, because you are stupid. Happy April Fool's Day!

10. A fool is self-foolish, a fool is self-enjoyed, a fool is self-aware, and a fool is self-sufficient. May you have a happy April Fool's Day, be at ease, be happy, and have a bumper harvest! Hee hee!

11. I used to love you like crazy, but now I am exhausted from looking for you. Don’t get me wrong if you read the text message – my bike was missing. But don’t be sad for me, spend your April Fool’s Day happily!

12. I had a dream last night. I dreamed that you fell into a stinking pit. After you climbed up, you said: In the end, it was a good period of life, and even the latrine was fragrant.

13. When you were in love in youth, you said you loved my battered face; when you were supporting me in your old age, you said sweet words that you will give birth to me before you give birth to me. When parting between life and death, I finally know your true wish. Dear, Happy April Fool's Day!

14. My last name is I love you, my nickname is I understand you, my scientific name is love you, my nickname is I miss you, my book is called Dreaming of You, my pen name is Love You, and my nickname is Chasing you! Hehe, look at how beautiful you are. In fact, my real name is Doudou!

15. If you receive this message, you like me. If you delete it, you have a crush on me. If you reply to this message, you want to marry me. If you don't come back, you will marry me. If you modify it or die, you will be mine. If you save it, it will belong to me in the next life! It's up to you!

16. If you were a green leaf, I would It is the breeze that rustles between your leaves; if you are the passing water of a river, I am the water moon with sorrow and resentment; if you are a woman picking lotus in the south of the Yangtze River, I will be the most beautiful one under your bright wrist!

17. I think it’s time to confess to you. No matter where you are today, as long as you look up to the sky and smile, shout "I am a beauty" three times, I will appear in front of you. There was once a sincere love, but I didn't cherish it. I only regretted it when I lost it. If I could come back again, I would say: I love you. If you want to choose a time to confess, I hope it is: April Fool's Day!

18. Lottery fools people who love to fantasize about their dreams; stocks fools people whose love stimulates their hearts; money fools love. Torturing people's feelings. April Fool's Day, I'll give you a dime, I wish you will always be happy whether you have a ticket or not!

19. You have an angelic face, a devilish figure, and even your fart posture is so perfect. . But in public, how about controlling your rhythm? Happy April Fool's Day.

20. This girl is a domineering person and brings trouble to everyone. When I develop my skills and have a successful career, I can repay my parents. I will definitely risk my life to capture her alive and take her to the Civil Affairs Bureau to be brought to justice! Happy April Fools' Day! Confession on April Fool's Day Whole sentence 3

1) At night I was naked and desperately looking for you. I really can’t live without you. Only you can make me comfortable. At this important moment, where are you? I In desperation, I shouted out: Mom, there is no soap!

2) I will pray to the Buddha every day for a rose that will bloom for a long time, and I will give it to you when there are 999 roses. And said emotionally: Baby, I don’t believe that the bees I invited won’t sting you! Happy April Fool’s Day!

3) I’m so in love without seeing you, I miss you every second, every moment. It's better to go from small to large. I'd like to be a stupid bird and hatch eggs as soon as possible to build a nest of love! April Fool's Day is approaching, and my sincere confession to you is in the fourth word, do you understand?

4) God asked me to grant one of my wishes. I said I wanted world peace, but he said it was too difficult to change to another one. I took out your photo and said I wanted this person to become prettier. He thought for a moment and said: Get the globe and let me take a look. . Happy April Fool's Day!

5) You gave me the entire starry sky so that I can come and go freely. What I enjoy is a deep and broad love! My love for you is like a letter without a return address. I only know how to send it, but I know there is no way to receive anything.

6) I almost forgot what day it is today. If I hadn’t thought of you, I wouldn’t have noticed it. Days pass day by day, today is your good day, you must not forget, today is your holiday, I wish you a happy April Fool's Day!

7) I miss you during the day, miss you at night, and miss you when I eat. , sleeping and dreaming of you, I can’t make it every day, I can’t fall asleep at night, I’m suffering a lot, and a thousand words can be turned into one sentence: When will I get you - the ten thousand grand prize! Happy April Fool’s Day!

8) Regardless To the end of the world, no matter spring, summer, autumn or winter, I will definitely take you with me. No matter where I go, you will be the heaviest luggage in my life. Thinking about it, you are the only one who is best to me. If you don’t want me, who will?

9) You told me that you would take care of me for the rest of your life, but you broke your promise, but it doesn’t matter, I will wait for you, I have been waiting for you forever to fulfill your promise. There is a drop of your tear in my heart, when will you come back and wipe it away.

10) God saw that you were thirsty, so he created water; God saw that you were hungry, so he created rice; God saw that you had no lovely friends, so he created me; at the same time, God discovered this There are no fools in the world, and I created you by the way.

11) I have long passed the age of being crazy about love, and I have never believed in the story of love at first sight! But I miss you, but I can’t help myself! What you see is the truest me! A never-ending feeling I’m so moved! I’m so moved that you and I are the most beautiful existence in this world!

12) During that encounter, my eyes never left your side. I was lucky enough to be your close friend. I missed you so much that I shed tears of lovesickness. , with scattered memories and excited hearts, talking, today is April Fool’s Day!

13) As I walk, I fall apart, and the memories fade; I look at it, and I feel tired, Starlight It was also dark; as I listened, I woke up and began to complain; when I turned around, I found you gone, and suddenly I was confused. Where can the little pig escape? Happy April Fool's Day!

14) If a star falls and hits you on the head tonight, please don't worry. This is a gift I asked the fairy brother to give you. From now on, you You will... live a carefree and happy life, because you are stupid. Happy April Fool's Day!

15) My dear, I have recognized you in this life. Some love is unforgettable inadvertently; some people meet inadvertently; some things begin inadvertently. ; There is a sentence, three words, I want to blurt out inadvertently! My love, you know! April Fool's Day Confession Sentence 4

1. Yesterday, I made a bet with my friend, I Said: There is nothing stupider than a pig in the world. As a result, I lost, and it’s all your fault. Invite me to dinner! Heal my frustrated heart.

2. Blessings are not my original intention; greetings are just a few words; concern is locked in my heart; longing has nothing to do with you; thinking about April Fools’ Day: being funny is what My purpose; unfortunately, I only have one true thing to tell you: I think of you, and I hope you will reply with a text message to show that you have not forgotten me.

3. On days when it is difficult to tell the truth from the false, with vulgar roses and disgusting love words, I kneel down on one knee in a crowded square and say I love you. Dear, forgive me for using these stupidest and stupidest methods. I wish you a happy holiday!

4. I once had a true love, but I didn’t cherish it. I only regretted it when I lost it. If I could come back again, I would say: I love you. If I had to choose a time to express my love, I would like it to be: April Fool’s Day!

5. In the vast sea of ??people, when you receive this sincere blessing, please bang your head against the wall with all your strength. Do you see that the countless stars in front of you are my blessings.

6. April Fool’s Day is coming, and your aura will be raised. Playing tricks on others or entertaining yourself is all for fun. If you see through it without revealing it, it’s worth watching the show leisurely and laughing. If you really fall into the trap, we will Don't be angry, what can you do with a smile? I still don't understand a riddle: friends gather from all over, cherish April Fool's Day, fool you because I like it, and your foolish heart is happy.

7. Hey, I have been secretly in love with you for a long time! If you can’t eat well and sleep well, if you are willing, we can be friends! Ask me who I am? At the small stir-fry stall next door, I’m the one serving it! Remember to come to me!

8. We have captured a video of your one-night stand. If you don’t want your wife to know, please prepare 100,000 yuan in cash for redemption within seven days, otherwise...

9. It is true gold, never afraid of the raging flames; it is green pine, never afraid of the long cold; it is the petrel, never afraid of the lightning that cuts through the sky; it is a fool, still staring at the text message stupidly! Happy April Fool's Day to you.

10. Give you a basket of fruits: There are gourds like your body, watermelons like your face, strawberries like your nose, lychees like your youth beans, pistachios like your eyes, and Like the durian that your body smells like! Happy April Fool's Day!

11. Although you never remember your own festival, as a friend I have the obligation to remind you and sincerely give you a message: I hope you can still turn your hands over the clouds and call them "foolish" in the future. There will be no obstacles to the "foolishness" on the road ahead. When you find that the "foolishness" has passed and the weather has cleared up, I will be waiting for you. Haha, be happy, dear!

12. Special advice: Pinhole cameras are becoming more and more popular. In order to ensure that your private parts are not peeped by prying eyes, please keep your clothes on when bathing, and do not take off your underwear to urinate or defecate. Remember, remember!

13. I have something to ask you. Can you find a vacant room for me to stay for two days? Please don't tell anyone about this. Originally I didn't want to trouble you, but I really can't find anyone I trust. I am Saddam!

14. There are a lot of text messages on April Fool’s Day. My blessings are counted. There will be no worries immediately after receiving them. There will be less pain after reading them. If you forward them, you will get a higher salary. If you send them in bulk, you will definitely pick up money. Today is April Fool's Day. I wish you a happy holiday and all the best!

15. I really like your big ears, broad face, thick lips and dark eyes. Your singing voice is amazing, and the lyrics are always in the same tune - hum hum hum hum hum.

You are my pet piggy! April Fool's Day Confession Sentences 5

1. Time is really strange. Because the sun's ions are too strong recently, there will be no signal when talking on the phone under the sun. Don't panic. Please use another phone while talking on the phone. Raise your hands above your head to block the sun! Remember, the higher the better! happy holidays!

2. There is a kind of person who can be with me for eternity, which is called a lover; there is a kind of person with whom my blood is thicker than water, which is called a relative; there is also a kind of person who is still helping me count the money after being sold by me, such as watching You who send text messages are called a fool! Happy holidays!

3. April Fool’s Day is here, the clever ones cheat money and money, the romantic ones cheat love and embrace, the silly ones cheat puppies and tease birds, the mentally retarded ones are still laughing after being fooled, and the stupid ones are still laughing. I looked at the text message and said: Wow, I have to be careful!

4. There is a kind of love called Xiang Yu and Yu Ji, there is a kind of spirit called Foolish Old Man Who Moves Mountains, there is a kind of fairy tale called Mermaid Dream, there is a kind of text message called Happy Fool, there is a kind of transmission called learning to make people stupid. After you have seen countless little jokes, I hope this text message can make you smile again.

5. Due to the network upgrades carried out by mobile companies, your mobile phone may not be able to connect due to poor signal. In this case, please soak your mobile phone in boiling water for five to six minutes. Happy April Fool's Day!

6. The doctor said: "You should take 10,000 sleeping pills before going to bed, otherwise you will sleepwalk and kill people at night, or you may commit suicide. Really, you have to believe it.

7. A drunk man accidentally fell from the third floor, attracting passersby to watch. A policeman came over: What happened? Drunk man: I don’t know, I just arrived.

8. Today is April Fool’s Day, so be careful; if your friends have bad intentions, be happy to punish them; if someone has good intentions, don’t take it as sincere; always pay attention and be careful at all times; I send you some concern, and I hope you have peace of mind today. Wish you a happy April Fool's Day!

9. Please press down to see the beauty... No, the beauty ran away... I told you that you ran away and you still pressed it... Idiot, you still pressed it... Alas, no more! I can only wish you a happy April Fool's Day!

10. Poor mobile phone users, I am very sorry that you have been infected with the April Fool's Day bacteria because you confirmed this message. It is passing through your body at a vigorous pace, and I wish you a happy April Fool's Day

11. The United Nations Holidays Committee issued a report that April Fool's Day is a holiday for people with the following symptoms: 1. Slow reaction; 2. Sluggishness. ; 3. Smile often; your performance fully meets the above conditions; Happy April Fool's Day in advance!

12. Today is April Fool's Day. It is a fluke not to be fooled, and it is an honor to be fooled. You feel at ease when you are stupid, and you will be happy if you are fooled. I wish you can be "foolish" with ease at work, be "foolishly" capable, live like a "foolish" person, and be a "foolish" person quickly!

13. Today is April Fool’s Day. Be careful not to be fooled by others! I heard that fool’s disease is popular recently. The symptom is always looking at text messages with your mobile phone and grinning the most. Can you Be careful!

14. The sky will not be blue without you, and the earth will not rotate without you; you are our pride, and it is you who make this festival more perfect; at this moment I send you Congratulatory message, I wish you a bright smile on your holiday; Happy April Fool's Day!

15. It rains easily in every city, just like I will miss you wherever I go; missing you is a fruity sweetness! It’s sour, especially at night; full of memories with an uncertain mood, I miss you, I want to beat you! Happy April Fool’s Day;