Humorous customer SMS quotation

1. Although I am busy at work, my heart is full of joy. My friends are on my side, so I ask for leave to speak my mind. I hope to grow wings for you, fly high with your career and make a lot of money for your career.

Make progress every day, create a little every day, and do a little more every day. May you get ahead in everything, achieve excellent results in front of you, and live better day by day.

3. A sincere concern, a greeting and a short message. Dear friends, life is as sweet as honey, good luck is always with you, and your career is evergreen, prosperous and auspicious!

4, as the saying goes: "You laugh, the whole world laughs with you; You cried, and you are the only one crying in the world. " It is not the environment that determines the mood, but the mood that determines the environment. Learn to be optimistic and wish you a bright smile forever!

Thank you for your help in your career. I send my sincere wishes to you, make good wishes, make all your wishes come true, all your prayers are effective, all your promises are fulfilled, and all your happiness and happiness can be seen.

6. There is a kind of exhortation, a feeling, an expectation and a warmth, which is called family reunion. Take care on the road and bring a warm home.

7. Notice: Grab happiness, grab a prize, your life is sweet, grab ten prizes, your life is warm, grab a hundred prizes, you will always be safe, and reply "Happiness is with me" to receive it. First come first served!

8. Effort+struggle = struggle, struggle+career = success, success+future = cooperation, cooperation = you+me. I wish you and I a smooth and happy cooperation and a bright future together.

9. The simplicity of friendship will remain unchanged for thousands of years; The sincerity in your heart will last a lifetime; A greeting, plain, but full of true feelings; A blessing, sincere and sincere, wishing happiness and peace.

10, say hello to the boss and wish you good luck and progress every day; Congratulations to the boss, I wish you God of Wealth and many happy events! I wish the business is prosperous and the financial resources are rolling!

1 1, flowers in spring, moon in autumn and snow in summer. If there is no trouble in my heart, it is a good time in my life. Be free in the morning and at night. I wish you a happy life through the four seasons, scenery all the way!

12, there is a kind of cooperation, and the appearance is close to the heart; There is a kind of cooperation, you are tired and carry a pit; There is a kind of cooperation, and a person has a good time; Dear friends, may our friendship be cherished in our hearts, and * * * will create a win-win situation and walk side by side; I wish you a step-by-step promotion, an early peak, smooth sailing and carefree career!

13, one more person you know is a relief. It is a blessing to have one more person in the journey of life. The world of mortals has many worries, and one more greeting is a comfort. May you be happy!

14, friends are umbrellas in the rain, you are not miserable, friends are charcoal in the snow, you are warmer than cold, and friends are China! Although we get together silently, we always miss each other when we are apart!

15, life is a blank sheet of paper. Because yellow gives it hope, blue gives it calm, green gives it vitality, red gives it enthusiasm, purple gives it romance, and life becomes colorful. May you be colorful every day.

16, the sky is blue, don't bother if you are happy; The sea is very wide, so hurry to get happiness if you have nothing to do; Friendship is deep, and I miss my friends in my heart; Blessing is very sweet, and it is not easy to send it in time; May you be happy!

17, make you an ice cream, an inch of red hearts, two points of sweetness, three points of warmth, four points of happiness, colorful hopes, six memories, colorful life and eternal friendship, and give it to you. I wish my dear customers a happy and sweet life.

18, music makes people comfortable, praise makes people sweet, love makes people infatuated, friendship makes people sincere, and you make people care: I hope my sincerity, plus care, can make you happy every day!

19, my friend is a cup of tea, which is very weak. Career is a glass of wine, very strong. Success is coffee, very strong. The family is sunny and warm. Love is a flower, very fragrant. Life is carefree because of friends, calm because of career, and successful. ...

20. A fate comes from God's will, a true feeling comes from memories, a touch comes from cherishing, a care comes from knowing each other, a warmth comes from caring, and a blessing comes from the bottom of my heart: May you be happy!

2 1, there are clouds in the blue sky, there are faint poems in the clouds, there are deep feelings in the faint poems, and there are my deep greetings in the deep feelings. I wish you happiness!

22. When I am lonely, I want to stay with you. I want to comfort you when I am sad. When I am desperate, I will help you. When I am happy, I will give you a hug and wish you happiness at all times.

23. Happiness comes from the East and goes to heaven! When you come to Thailand, you will rekindle your ambition, cherish your time and diligence, and show your infinite elegance. I wish you a step by step promotion and a brighter career!

24. Spend one day confused, one day waiting, one day grumpy, one day praying, one day feeling glad, one day excited and one day dull. May these seven flavors harmonize your life and have a happy week!

25, depression is dust, fluttering around, ignoring but living as usual; Happiness is air, quiet as a shadow, without which you can't breathe. Dear friends, work happily and live healthily!

26. The road to cooperation is full of surprises and gains. The journey of holding hands is full of laughter and freedom, and the greeting messages are full of warmth and blessings. We walked this road together. I wish you a bright future.

27. Food name: Happiness brand orange juice. Ingredients: Happy Orange, Lucky Flesh, Healthy Sugar. Protect the environment: put it in your heart. Efficacy: Surrounded by happiness. Applicable people: my friends.

28, put down the busy work, abandon the depressed mood, taste fragrant tea, listen to a piece of music, receive a short message from me, relax and combine work and rest to get twice the result with half the effort. I wish you happiness!

29. A shower of spring rain moistens your ambition, and a shower of Xia Feng cools your troubles, making you feel anxious and golden. Decorate your prosperous time with a shower of winter snow, light up your lofty virtues, package the beauty of the four seasons and send them to you together with my blessings. May my partner be happy every day.

30. If your mood has a switch, may you always be happy and turn off your pain and troubles; Smile with pride, close the sad face and frustration. May you keep a good mood and smile often!

3 1, say hello and smile; Say a request and get a care; Apologize and lose a care; Say thank you and show a style; Say goodbye and stay.

32. With a faint sunset, the night begins to fall quietly, the breeze blows gently, and the blessings are like stars, accompanying you. Thank you for your full cooperation to make my career brilliant. Go through the spring and autumn, go through the winter and summer, greet as usual, and wish happiness, peace and health! Your career is smooth sailing and your struggle is even better. Best wishes to you. I wish you a harmonious family, firm feelings, good health, a beautiful smile and a happy life forever.

Because of your strong support and sincere cooperation, my career is no longer blocked. Let SMS take away all my thoughts, send all my blessings, convey all my greetings, and let perfect wishes accompany you. May you be happy for a long time, happy as ever, and worry-free all your life!

34. The most beautiful happiness is remembering someone. The truest happiness is that someone cares. The greatest satisfaction is that someone admits your efforts. The best friend does not forget to bless each other: May you be happy!

35. Sometimes I am very tired and forget to contact you. I was tired and forgot to care about you; Doesn't mean I forgot about you. A short message, a blessing; A message, a concern, I wish you happiness! avoid

36, shake hands for the first time, believe you, I have * * *; Smile for the first time, I need to support you; The first message, sincere greetings to you and me; First cooperation, win-win, you and I promise. May you and I cooperate happily!

37. Friendship is like a tree. One more tree can keep out the wind and rain. Family is like water, and clear water can warm people's hearts; Love is like wine. Alcohol can nourish life. May friends lie in the shade and taste the wine made of water.

38. Don't take things seriously when they happen. Really annoying, throw away unhappiness and try to smile. It's really not enough, but the bitter water has fallen. Happy life, youth is not old. I wish you a good mood every day!

39. What is a buddy? Is a person who will always remember, a person who interrupts others without saying sorry, a person who doesn't have to change his name for promotion, and a person who will always remember his blessings. Brother, I wish you happiness!

40. * * With career, * * with goal, * * with struggle, * * with struggle, I wish you and I a closer and smoother cooperation in the future, and finally wish us a happy cooperation.

4 1, the wind is light, and it is actually quite cool in summer; Cicada croons, and summer is actually quite fashionable; Skirts are flying, and summer is actually quite dignified; SMS, in fact, there are happy times in summer. I wish: a bright summer mood!

42. A plain greeting like water is very light; Plain blessing, very real; Pick a star, pick a cloud and send it to you in a safe information box. May you always be lucky and happy every day!

43. One sincerity, two true feelings, three people working hard everywhere, Five Blessingg sharing, six * * *, seven self-confidence, eight progress, nine wishes, very hard. Send a short message and a blessing to your partner. Very smooth.

44. Work at the desk, and Kuozhuo is at hand. Leisure has style, and health is in it. Love has a head and warmth is on the shoulder. Shu spread his eyebrows and was happy in his heart. May you be happy and excited!

45. Reading will increase in value, currency will depreciate, family will appreciate, and blessings will preserve value. Look at my message and ask for your absolute value: I wish you money appreciation, straight work, open mind, intelligence and honesty, and correct words and deeds!

46. Friend, I use love to make spinning cloth and weave colorful blessings for you: May everything in your work and life be "red", your thoughts be "orange", your career be more brilliant and yellow, your life be "green" with love, and you live a long and healthy life. ...

47. Send a happy letter, a happy gift, a hope, a fortune, an expectation and a satisfaction rate. Send a message to bless you, dear customer, happiness is coming to you, please pay attention.

48. Fight the world wholeheartedly, and conquer the world without saying anything. It's not annoying to turn it over three times and five times, and the cause is evergreen. In five blessings, Man Cang, six animals are thriving. Seven immortals come down to earth to help you, eight immortals cross the sea to show their connections, and the Ninth Five-Year Plan is a perfect family. I wish you happiness, lucky strike.

Happiness is silent. It's a smile, a trace of grief, a greeting, a concern, and a few confident words from your inner generate: May you be happy!

50, SMS, bring sincere greetings, shake hands, plan the future in our hearts, cooperate, let us have the hope of tomorrow, be sincere, create a source of success for us, and be willing to cooperate happily!

5 1, no flowers, but deep concern; There is no poem, but there is a faint concern; No surprises, only deep blessings; Work is not everything, friends are the only thing. Best wishes to you and wish you success in your work.

52. Steps need to be practical, mind needs to be broad, life needs to be calm, gains and losses need to be open-minded, cooperation needs to be sincere, and we look forward to working together again. I sincerely wish you a pleasant journey and success in sight.

53. The road sometimes twists and turns, but after all, it gets wider and wider; Although the cause sometimes encounters setbacks, after all, the more dry it is, the sweeter it is; Blessing may be short-lived, but it brings my best wishes after all!

54, to make the car run, the car is in good condition; Don't drive too fast and fasten your seat belt; Going out in advance, traffic jams are not annoying; Change the lights at night, and the distance between cars should be moderate; Always want peace, peace will always be with you.

55, surging, unwilling to be lonely, life route, fierce competition, hard work, determination, bold innovation, stability through change, forge ahead, promising, I wish you a smooth career!

A knowing smile, a warm blessing, a pure friendship, an understanding look ... as long as we have the heart, as long as we feel it with our heart, it can become a source of happiness.

57. Dedicate yourself to the great cause, be frustrated again and again, and work hard everywhere. Five winters and six summers didn't stop, and seven relatives and eight friends supported them. I didn't regret my decision when I died. I was called Jie Jun. I wish you all happiness and success in the workplace!

58. Work happily and live happily. The long river of years flows slowly. It's fate to meet each other late. The road of life is striding forward, greeting softly and wishing sincerely. The dream journey depends on concentration.

59. Go out of school and come to the society; No future, suffering; Busy outside, tired all day; Eating a good meal or wasting it; A little salary and tax.

60. In class, the teacher found two students sleeping with books on their pillows, one with excellent grades and the other with poor grades. The teacher pulled the poor student up and said, you are a lazy boy. You sleep as soon as you read. Look at people reading when they sleep.

6 1, the first lovelorn: once the sea was difficult for water, it was amber forever; The second lovelorn: once the sea was water, except Wushan or clouds; The third lovelorn: once a drop in the ocean, except Wushan.

62. I am not alone with you, dancing with you and taking you on the road of life. I can't help leaving you. I count the stars at night, look for you during the day and look for you in the crowd. So you are in the deepest part of the flock.

63. Wukong drew a circle, and Tang Priest was safe; Little Sage drew a circle and Pleasant Goat was saved. You drew a circle, you can't do anything. Although you are no longer a child, you still wet the bed. Happy holidays!

64. Do you want the clouds in the sky or the gods on the earth? I do my best to prepare for you! Honey, I know, you only need my loyalty and love, and it can't cost you your heart! Wife-loving Day Vow: If you want to spend your heart, please be cautious.

65. Tomorrow, the super action hero will teach me to use dynamic light waves, and the day after tomorrow, Altman will teach me to fight monsters ... Alas, every day will be very busy: Conan, Spider-Man and ... have a good rest today, and I will be a very busy person from tomorrow on.

66. How hard do you usually work? I want to sleep when I get home. I work hard to earn money. I advise you not to be too tired at work. The weekend finally came again. The lazy bed is not really good, the mobile phone doesn't work, and the game is uncertain. In short, everything is fine at the weekend!

67. Wife, it's very kind of you, just like our big cat; Wife, wife, you are so beautiful, just like the curved moon pouting! Wife, wife, you are really bad, just like a little slander; Wife, wife, you are really good, just like the heroine behind the pot!

As a professional goalkeeper, I really admire your professionalism. Yesterday at the class reunion, the old cow threw you a cigarette. I didn't expect you to kick it out with one foot, and it fell into the teacup in front of the old cow.

69. I am a wolf in the north. I have been gentle and kind since I was a child. I only dare to watch my companions eat meat. Others think I'm a coward and dislike my wandering alone. Being single is really hard. I want a gentle sheep. You can spend the long mountain with me, and I will spend eternity with you.

70. I hope to have a pair of hands that can adjust the vibration of the earth to * * *; Let the smile of Mount Fuji replace the tears; Let north Africa no longer be filled with smoke; Let the supermarkets in China be filled with dazzling array of iodized salt.

Neighbor: Is there something wrong with the car? Tommy: I bought a valve that saves 30% fuel, a carburetor that saves 40% fuel and a spark plug that saves 50% fuel. Neighbor: Tommy: After driving for 20 kilometers, the oil overflowed!

72. If you have a level in your heart and a diploma in your bag, you can rise or fall. I have no moral level, and the vault can fill it. I have a bottle in my left hand and a medicine bottle in my right. I have a vinegar bottle at home and a vase outside!

73.a: How can we live longer? B: Give up drinking. A: I don't drink. B: No color. A: I don't like women. B: Vegetarian. A: I don't eat meat! B exclaimed: Then why do you want to live long?

74. The furthest distance in the world is when I stand in front of you and you turn a blind eye. The most embarrassing thing in the world is to bring enough money to eat steamed buns, only to find that the price of steamed buns has just increased when checking out.

75. The secret recipe handed down by ancestors is very effective: on the last night of the year, three eggs are wrapped in three layers of red cloth and put on the pillow. Cooking it and eating it the next day will bring you good luck for a year. Don't miss the chance, try it quickly, fool!

76. What is the most painful thing in the world? The radiation came and the salt was gone; What is the most painful thing in the world? When radiation comes, salt doesn't work; What is the most painful thing in the world? Radiation didn't come, so I bought too much salt. What is the most painful thing in the world? When people die, they can't run out of salt.

77. If you run, I will chase you. If you marry me, I will marry you. If you dare to spend money, I will make money. If you dare to be Kotaro, I will be Grey Wolf. If you dare to be a mother, I will dare to be a father; If you dare not leave, I will be dead set; I believe you in this life!

78. It's leisurely to go out by bike, and the beautiful scenery is very eye-catching; Why does it rain on a sunny day? "raindrops" hit the face; Looking up in confusion, a bird flew to the edge; Suddenly I didn't feel very good, so I touched the shit with my hand.

79. Today, you will step onto the historical stage at an amazing speed. Your name will be circulated thousands of times, and everything will revolve around you. Hey hey, dear rice dumplings, I will eat you today! I wish you all a happy Dragon Boat Festival!

80, ten years of life and death, Sanlu Xiang, sulfur ginger. A lonely grave thousands of miles away, dyed steamed bread cold. Even if we meet, we should not know that clenbuterol has changed. I dreamed of coming home suddenly at night. Sudan Red, I am as good as an ox. Don't care about salt, just care about waste oil.

8 1, the ancients on housing. Confucius said: those who ascend are like husbands, and they will not give up day and night; Cao Cao: Why buy a house, only mortgage; Li Qingzhao: How expensive is the house price? Du Fu: An Neng arranges thousands of rooms, which makes people who apply for affordable housing happy.

82. Sincere care, good wishes and endless thoughts. Good luck. May the best things in the world be with you forever. May your dream come true! I will send my sincere wishes, wishing you all your wishes come true and the spring breeze is proud.

I give you my special blessing. May it bring you health, good luck and happiness every minute. I hope this is the best time you have ever had. I sincerely wish you and your loved ones all the best! I wish you good health and smooth work. Laugh often, family harmony!

84. Time is full of color, air is fragrant and mood is bright because of blessing. When you open the information, my blessing will make you relax at this moment!

85. Full of blessings; Happy again and again; Everything is round; A sweet smile; Smooth sailing, two dragons take off, three sheep open Thailand, four seasons are safe, five blessings, six or six big shun, seven stars shine high, all directions are auspicious, and unity is complete. Have a nice weekend!

86. Don't be indifferent to tenderness because of too much busyness, and don't lose enjoyment because of too much pursuit. Work is not the whole of life. Stop, hurry up, please enjoy the blessings of life! Have a nice weekend!

87. I don't want to drill for money. I will be very happy at the weekend. I want a bottle of white cow. I want some dishes to go with my snacks and drinks. I will chat happily with a smile on my face. I hope I will never be lazy, and I won't lend you some courage!

88. What are the things that the broad masses of people are keen on? The answer is to send blessings. Blessing is the most common way of communication? The answer is texting. What am I doing now? The answer is to send you a blessing! Have a nice weekend and have fun!

89. Relax and leave yourself a smiling face; Take a break and leave a space for yourself; Be tolerant and leave yourself a simple one; Indulge yourself and leave yourself a happy life. Have a nice weekend!

90. Weekend greetings are the most magical, invincible and joyful. Once received, you will have a secure processor, a happy database, a happy display screen, a sincere memory and a successful graphics card. Have a nice weekend!

9 1, the body is the capital of revolution, and the mouth is the supply station of the body. On weekends, the word "Zhou" is hidden in it. You should try all the delicious food, whether fat or not. Remember to invite me to dinner!

92. White clouds are immersed in the embrace of the blue sky, autumn fruits are hung on branches to express good wishes to the wind, and autumn leaves are free from the entanglement of branches and the dance of the air, and troubles and pressures have long been forgotten. The weekend is coming again, I wish you a happy and beautiful mood!

93. According to the deduction of Gregorian calendar and historical experience, it is advisable to sleep late, go out to play, date with people, enjoy food and avoid getting up early, working overtime, being busy and worrying on weekends. Have a nice weekend and enjoy a happy life!

94. I heard that you have been busy for a week, and the effect is particularly good. Internal and external training, conscientious, highly valued by leaders. Give prizes, please your family and praise you. Let's discuss it and give you a holiday. Not far from Australia, you can also pay, icing on the cake. Have a nice weekend!

95. Long time no contact, I miss you very much; It coincides with the small weekend, and friends come to greet; May you feel comfortable, worry-free, worry-free; Relax physically and mentally, be happy and worry-free; Have fun at the weekend!

96. The president of Peking University lectured on students' love: "Peking University is a place to train elites. Statistics show that successful people are older than their spouses on average 12 years old, and elites are older than their spouses 17 years old. If they win the Nobel Prize, they may be 54 years older than their spouses. Your future wives are still in kindergarten or not yet born. Now they spend time and money raising other people's wives! " The male students unanimously replied: "We are trying to please the future mother-in-law!

97. In the spring morning, I wake up carefree and sleep at work. If the boss is accountable, he still has to sleep; Finally, the boss got angry, so you can take this opportunity to ask for a raise! Because you have good reason, you are a poor household!

98. People are really tired when they are alive! Standing thinking about sleeping, waiting in line when getting on the bus, unrequited love is really painful, eating is tasteless, drinking is easy to get drunk, work is particularly tired, robbery is not enough, you have to pay taxes when you earn money, and even you have to pay for texting pigs!

99. Beautiful women are in droves, the money runs with you, the boss is in charge of you, the police see you detour, everything can be settled, everyone smiles at you, and the days are bubbling with beauty. Wake up, I told you to stop taking a nap and daydreaming.

100, the ant saw the elephant swimming and said, come up! The elephant climbed up, and the ant looked at it and said, get down! Elephant Anger: What are you doing? Ant: Nothing. I lost my swimming trunks. Let's see if you are wearing them.

10 1, Tang Priest: Bajie, run two steps for the teacher. Bajie: Why did Master suddenly want to watch his disciples run? Tang Priest: I have never eaten pork or seen a pig run since I was a teacher.

102, send you an email in case you pretend not to see it; Calling you, I don't know what to say; I have to text you to tell you that your boy is awesome now? How long has it been since you saluted me?

103, my daughter refused to sleep at night, and was scolded by her father and shed a lot of tears. When she went to bed, she whispered to me, mom, let's sell dad and buy a better one, okay?

104, from a distance, memories surge, and from a close look, emotions surge. I don't want to be gentle, just say it! You are really annoying, very annoying, very annoying ... lovable, never tired of watching it, haha!

105, the shortest amazing adventure ethical novel in the history of China, see VCR; Bed, money, bright moon, lamp; Clothes are torn and cold on the ground; A month of fear, theft and despair; Do your best, die, hometown.

106, the couple quarreled, the wife swore, and the husband rolled on the ground without saying anything. Wife: "What are you doing?" Husband: "I am punishing you. Your clothes are dirty and I don't need to wash them. "

107, listening to you, I feel like a spring breeze; Seeing your performance makes me feel relaxed; Listening to your songs, I am ecstatic; I am glad to see your message; I was talking about you. Why didn't you text me?

108, the next time I meet you, I will definitely pull you to the bedroom, lock the door, quickly push you down on the bed, cover your head with a quilt, and extend my big hand ... Look, my mobile phone has a blue screen.

109. On the way to work, a person fell asleep in the carriage. Suddenly, his cell phone rang: "Report to your majesty, there is a unruly person who asks for an audience. Answer or cut ... "Suddenly, there was silence in the subway ...

1 10, young and not working hard, the boss visits Taobao. Businesswomans don't know how to hate their country, and they visit Taobao all day. Looking up, I found it was moonlight and looked down at Taobao. If relatives and friends in Luoyang ask each other, tell them that I am visiting Taobao. An upright man is open and poised, little people visit Taobao. Sitting up critically ill, I didn't visit Taobao today. Living as an outstanding person, you should visit Taobao even after death. No one has died in life since ancient times, and continue to visit Taobao in the afterlife. Looking for him in the crowd, suddenly looking back, the man stayed up late to visit Taobao.

1 1 1. black students: it's convenient for you white people to cheat! White student: Why? Black student: You can write your answers on your lap, but once I followed them and lost my mind!

1 12, when writing a Chinese paper, I always feel that I am British. When I was writing my English thesis, I felt that I was from China again. When I faced the math paper, I suddenly found myself an alien. ...

1 13, looking for a boyfriend, not demanding, handsome and having a car, that is chess. It is the bank that has money and houses. Have a sense of responsibility and justice, that is Altman. Handsome, with a car, money and a house, as well as a sense of responsibility and justice, that is Altman who plays chess in the bank.

1 14, my cousin needs to write the word "en" when he enters the examination room to do the problem, but he can't write the word "benefit". After thinking about it, it is fruitless. Surprise! Bring a bottle of drink into the examination room during the exam. There is a word "thank you for your patronage" on the bottle cap, which should be the same as grace. Sneaking, pretending to drink water, unscrewing the bottle caps one by one. Dizzy! I saw "another bottle" printed on the cover!

1 15, the old farmer went for a ride in the city. Driver: Grandpa, please fasten your seat belt. The old man looked at the tape next to him and smiled: there is no need to tie it. Although I am a farmer, I still know the truth of saving money by car.

1 16, such a bright light shines on the foot of my bed-without the window, could there have been frost? There was no door. Looking up, I found it was moonlight. Without a roof, I sank again, and I suddenly thought of home. I was hurt. Appreciation: This poem reflects the poet's painful feeling of becoming a house slave as a China native!

1 17, Question: The person I love is occupied! People who love me are terrible! ! Why is this happening? Answer: although the famous flowers have been taken, they can be loosened occasionally.

1 18. In class, the English female teacher asked: What are eyes? The student replied: I don't know! The female English teacher asked again: What do you think are on both sides of my nose? Student: freckles!

1 19, young people don't always surf the internet, just go to the bookstore. The bookstore has classified you. If you want to find someone who loves learning, go to Band 4 or Band 6. If you want to find someone with temperament, go to the music score area; Looking for literature and art, go to the prose tourist area; Want to find a fashionable and beautiful one, go to the beauty magazine area; Want to find a family, go to the menu food area; Want to find a smart one, go to the economic and financial zone; Want to find a young one, go to the teaching consultation area; Even the grades were scored.

120, what a beautiful day, what a cold day, what a beautiful day, what a beautiful day, what a beautiful day. I was dumbfounded. I told you to study hard. You're not listening. Pick eight words you know and read them!

12 1. When summer comes, I'll teach you how to wear clothes to look good: first, be thin, second, be thin enough, and finally, be thin enough, and then look good in everything. Make you laugh, be happy!

122, eating watermelon is cool, beauty beauty is cucumber, evergreen diuresis is wax gourd, and the sweetest is cantaloupe. You are family with them. Why are you hiding underground? So you are a sweet potato.

123, a master explained to the audience how to distinguish extremely successful people: no business card; Don't drive by yourself; Clothes have no logo, no community name, only house number; Take a nap every day; Often in the suburbs; There is almost no cash in the bag ... A peasant brother under the stage interrupted excitedly: Our village is full of such people.

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