Interesting sound effects of short messages

1, I'm really sorry. I'm just chatting with you. It must be good to eat donkey meat hot pot when it's cold. I didn't expect you to yell at me angrily: How did my brother offend you? You have to put him in the hot pot cruelly. That's my own brother.

2. I am a lonely tree, standing on the roadside for thousands of years, waiting alone, just because one day when you pass me, I will fall for you. If I don't smash you, it will be in vain.

3. Forward this message twice and you will be lucky; Forwarding times, you will go official; Forward it and you will have a good luck; Forward it, and you will spend yuan!

On a summer night, you gently got into my mosquito net, touched my arm and kissed my face. You make me itch all over. Turn on the light and take your long legs, damn mosquito! I told you to die!

I know you like me, but I really don't like you. Although you have my flesh and blood in your stomach, please stop harassing me, or I will be rude to you, you dead mosquito!

6. There is a tacit understanding, a feeling called wonderful, a longing called longing, and an idiot who will finish reading the message!

7. God knew you were thirsty, so he created water; God knew you were hungry, so he created rice. God knows you have no lovely friends, so he created me; However, God knows that there are no benzene eggs in this world, and he created you by the way.

8. I really miss you. I really want to see you like this, but I really don't want to ... my heart is a mess-every time I see you, my heart is pounding. The results of the examination in the mental hospital came out. You are such an idiot!

9. I really want to be with you. Did you sleep well? Are you full? Will it be cold at night? I know you can't take care of yourself. Every time I walk away, you jump out of the pigsty!

10, four little pigs were sitting on the ground, and suddenly one was missing. Little pig is there, reading a short message.

Do you really want to know what I like about you? But I really dare not say it, but I have to say it again. I just want you to stay away from me.

12, the sun is shining, the breeze is blowing gently, the willows are shaking their branches affectionately, the peach blossoms are emitting charming fragrance, and the stream is singing cheerful songs. What I want to say is … Work hard, the boss is coming!

13, what a strange thing? Just dialed your mobile phone, prompting to reply: the other party is streaking. I'm afraid I heard wrong! Dial again At this time, the prompt reply: Sorry, the subscriber you dialed has run out of the earth.

14, it's hard to forget the feeling of holding your palm, kissing you and your unique taste. Let me smoke you harder-cigarettes.

15, I remember I really made up my mind and turned to leave. Behind me came your helpless cry and heartbreaking cry. Suddenly I feel how much I need you. I turned around and hugged you tightly: I really don't want to sell this pig!

16, I wish I could go to see the sea with you, but I have never been there; I wish I could go hiking with you, but I didn't go because I was at a loss; I wish I could hang out with you, but I met a policeman and he said, "No dogs when shopping!"! “

17, I heard that you are good at dating. Many beautiful women are fascinated by your romance. Your method is a classic in biosca movies. If it is made into a movie, it is simply a Beauty and the Beast!

18, the snow is flying, the wind is roaring, and you are walking under the eaves alone. The pedestrian was shivering with cold, and suddenly he heard a cry, "Catch the thief, and accidentally missed it. Someone caught him and smashed his head." I hope I am full of energy and turn people who read materials into puppies.

19, I've always wanted to say three words to you, but you know its weight. I'm afraid that once I say it, we won't even be friends. But I can't control my feelings and summon up courage to say to you: you are a pig.

20. Summer weekend, hot summer, scorching sun, I miss you very much. I feel hot and dry when I think of you. I especially want to meet you when it is hot and dry. As soon as I saw you, I couldn't wait to jump into your arms ... my dear swimming pool!

2 1, please touch your little red face first, and then touch your little belly! All right! This lecture on pig raising knowledge ends here. See you tomorrow!

22, learning Chinese is to send text messages; Learning mathematics is to count money; Learning English is to pretend to be foreign; Studying physics is to build an atomic bomb; Learning art means that you can draw like you without looking at the photos of your second brother!

23. It was late at night, and I was walking alone in the alley, suddenly feeling so lonely, lonely and scared. I miss you eagerly, miss you and look forward to you. If only you were by my side, I really need you-flashlight!

Since I first met you, I have been deeply attracted by you. Your behavior makes me want to look at you again. Now I can't help it. I want to say to you: you are simply a puppy that can walk on two legs.

Recently, mice love rice, which reminds me of you. Your tender skin has no bones, and your fragile little body really makes me nervous: Damn Mi Chong! Don't hurt my rice!

26. The moonlight is really beautiful tonight. I really want to walk along the street with you. I really like the feeling of walking side by side with you ... but I'm worried that others will look at me differently. After all, it's easy to be noticed when you take a pig to the street at night!

27. In my eyes, you have always been carefree, eating so sweetly and sleeping so comfortably. Sometimes I feel: I really envy your puppy life!

28. You are very creative. This is your courage to live. Ugliness is not your intention. God lost his temper and survived. Without you, who will set off the beauty of the world!

29. You and I walked quietly on the path in our hometown, and you bowed your head shyly and said nothing. When the villagers saw me, they all said: Good boy, dressed neatly and beautifully, but it's a pity to come out and release pigs at such a young age!

30. The sound of falling rain reminded me of infinite thoughts. To put it bluntly, I miss you! When the weather is fine, I will take you to the green grass, but I made an agreement with you in advance: only grazing, no arching!

3 1. Today is your birthday. Your friend ordered a power train pawn for you. Please pick up your mobile phone and knock hard on the floor. All right, the song order is over.

32. It is said that you confessed to a woman a while ago and were scolded: Who are you? She really doesn't like it. Only I know that you are different from others. Because your ideal is to bloom chopped green onion and then fake daffodils!

33. Starting from tomorrow, the municipal government has decided to eliminate all ugly and mentally retarded young people who are harmful to the city! Pack your things and go out for shelter from the rain, don't say I informed you, remember! You're welcome.

I was a pink DuDu pig when I received this message. It was African piglets that deleted this information. It was the wild boar in the wild pig forest who replied to this news. No reply. This is a Rwandan pig. The storage is Ukrainian white pig. It's forwarded by local stupid pigs. Hey, hey, what do you do?

35. Friar Sand said: I changed eighteen times, Bajie said: I changed thirty-six times, and Wukong said: I changed seventy-two times. Tang Priest was furious: I didn't see you change your mobile phone on the way to the Western Heaven. Look, the monster is still reading text messages on his mobile phone!

When you wake up tomorrow, there is a mosquito lying beside your pillow with a suicide note: I struggled all night, but failed to pierce your face. Your face is too thick, I have no face to live in this world, Lord! Please forgive him, I killed myself!

37. God saw that people were thirsty, so he created water and saw the darkness of the world, so he created fire. God knows I need a friend, so you showed up, and God lost a bucket of rice!

There will be a meteor shower tonight. I heard that a pig will fly from the sky. Too bad I want to sleep. You're gonna be okay. There are so many people watching you fly!

39. Are your ears itchy? Does this mean that I miss you and my eyes itch? Does that mean I want to see you? Does your mouth itch? That means I want to kiss you. Does it itch? That means ... stop joking. You have lice. Take a shower!

40. One day I said to you: You are a pig! But you said to me: I am a pig! From now on, I will call you a pig! That day you couldn't help shouting at everyone: I'm not a pig!

4 1. During the Spring and Autumn Period and the Warring States Period, you commanded the three armed forces, wearing a pot cover, carrying a sack, hanging a plastic bag around your waist, holding an egg yolk pie in your hand and stepping on two cabbages. You are called Dong Fangbubai, and you rush to the front and shout: Who has garbage to sell?

42. This message has three main purposes: first, to contact feelings; The second is to pass the time; Third, I tell you responsibly: when summer comes, I will send a very technical sentence: remember to wear open-backed pants when the weather is hot.

43. We have been playing together since childhood. I can sing 200 songs and you can dance 200 dances. We often perform together, so people call me Brother 200 and you Dance 200!

Attention, everyone. Quiz: The participants are elephants, pigs and you. The results of the competition have come out: first, elephants are better than pigs, and you are better than elephants. The final ranking is: you are like a pig. Ok, tell me!

45. After having you, I believed in fate. After having you, I believe that fate is predestined; Maybe all this is pulling you and me in the dark. I really want to say angrily: how much I owe you in my last life!

46, you are so cute-poor and unloved; You look really good-it's really not your fault that you look like this; You are a genius-a born fool; You are very emotional-stingy and neurotic.

47. It's raining lightly in the sky, which seems to laugh at my delusion. Why are you so selfish and cruel that I miss you? Who knows, I only saw pig heads and idiots staring at mobile phones to read this poem.

48. Without the company of flowers, spring will be lonely; If there were no changes in the four seasons, life would be dull; If I hadn't stopped you, you would have been raw; If it weren't for your beauty, I would be a vegetarian! Happy holidays, piggy!

49. Do you know? I am anxious to find you everywhere, and I have amazing good news to tell you: your mother asked me to deposit hundreds of millions of dollars for you, and I will give it to you in person in time! I came to you with money that day and saw you sleeping soundly. I really don't have the heart to wake you up! A litter of pigs is your most beautiful! Ha! Happy holidays, piggy!

50. The New Year is coming, and I have four words to say to you. Although I am a little embarrassed, this is not the time to be shy. If I don't say it, I will regret it, so I sincerely say to you, bring the red envelope!

5 1, you drag, you drag, the most likely thing is that when others don't exist, they will only bask everywhere all day, and they are not afraid to scare others. Don't think you are handsome, but you are just Marshal Tian Peng!

Frankly speaking, I like you very much. I am fascinated by your eyes, the way you walk, the way you are happy, the cute coquetry, and even the way you sleep! But what annoys me most is that you don't catch mice and always lose your hair.

You are a genius-a born fool, graduated from Harvard-Harbin Buddhist College, and you look fine-it's really not your fault that you look like this.

I thought there was something better, but I found it again and again. The best is around, just like you. At first, I didn't think so, but as time went on, I realized that you were the best … bullying!

55. In the morning, you approached my bed gently and kissed my face affectionately. Your deep eyes are always staring at me, and I really can't refuse you-the dog is very good and takes you for a walk.

56. I remember that night, you dreamed that you had a pair of wings that you dreamed of flying. I flapped my wings gently, and then I came to you gently-and then I kicked you and said, Stop dreaming, idiot!

57, a kind of like and a kind of infatuation, merged into my blazing love for you; Every bit of life is trivial, and I will rely on you closely; No matter the wind and rain or the ups and downs, you are fearless in my life. Really need you, money!

58. You always say that I am nothing. I can't fart with a stick, and I can't shit, because the earth has no gravity, which makes you dissatisfied, but I'm also very interested. Come on, put on the ring quickly-K pure iron! ! !

I heard that you have changed recently. You quit smoking, drinking, gambling, sex, greed, boredom, work and love, so people call you Bajie.

60. I have been worried about you every day since I lost contact with you, looking for your whereabouts everywhere. Maybe you don't know how anxious I am, but I still won't give up, because-the price of pork has gone up and you have appreciated!

6 1. I was shocked to see that the model of your mobile phone was extremely radioactive on the Internet yesterday. I was about to inform you, but I didn't feel relieved until I saw that it didn't work for people with IQ below. Don't worry, keep using it.

62. The toad pursued the swan, and the swan disdainfully said, If I were like this, I would have died long ago! Toad refused: Is the pig still alive? When the pig heard it, he felt wronged: I provoked whoever I recruited, I was just reading the text message!

63. There is a yearning, a love, a beauty, an agreement and a greeting.

64. I am determined to do a great thing for the people of the whole country: repair the elevator for Mount Everest, tile the Great Wall and fly the plane upside down; Do a little thing: put gloves on flies, put a mask on mosquitoes and feed you some pig feed.

65. If there is no wind, the clouds will not move; Fish can't swim without water; If there were no sun, there would be no light on the moon; If it weren't for you ... stupid people wouldn't exist.

66. You are as hardworking as a bee, as beautiful as a butterfly, as loyal as a puppy, as smart as a kitten, as simple and honest as an old cow and as fierce as a tiger. No wonder people call you ... animal!

67. Last night, my friends thought a lot, so did I.. Only you are the coolest. In my dream, I searched for you for thousands of Baidu. Looking back, you were really thrown in the depths of someone else's donkey shed and tied up, cruel! Cruel! Calm down after reading the information!

68. Is your Mandarin standard? Please repeat after me: look at it, look at it, forget it and look at it again. All right, dog, stop barking and eat the bones, okay? !

69. The monotonous and busy life day after day sometimes makes people forget their existence. At this time, you can easily find a hammer on your thumb.

70. You are unsmiling, but you love to show off; Although your mouth is not sweet, it is very pleasing; You love to be attentive, but you have no evil heart; You were born with the ability to watch the door. Look at your wide eyes. This bone is for you.

7 1, the night is already deep. I woke up from a dream. On the grass in the suburbs, when you approached me slowly, my heart was pounding. It all came so suddenly that I shouted at a loss ... Mouse!

72. Guo Huashan has been developed into a tourist area, and the Tang Priest and his disciples have also married Bai. I sold my golden hoop because I had no money to eat, and everything was happening. Second younger brother, I really miss the days when we learned the scriptures together. Are you okay?

73. You have a kind heart, and you will selflessly help everyone in the world who needs help. Everyone says that you are an angel from heaven to help others. Unfortunately, your face landed first!

74. One day, a mantis showed off to an ant and said, Look how handsome I am with two knives. The ant was about to speak when a chicken came and ate the mantis. The ant saw it, shook his head and said, I don't know if it is suppressing now. How dare you run in the street with a knife?

75. Do you think I can't find you if you hide? It's no use. No matter where you are, there is always an aura that attracts others' attention. You are not ignorant. If you don't take a shower for so long, it will smell good!

76. You always wanted to go back to ancient times and be an emperor. Finally, an expert cast a spell to help you cross back. You are so happy. Look in the mirror. Mom, the expert's spell is too powerful. Back in primitive times!

77. I didn't know what love was until I read the story of the Cowherd and the Weaver Girl. I didn't know what it means to be a brother until I read the story of Taoyuan Sanjieyi. I didn't know what a match made in heaven was until I saw a picture of you and the orangutan!

78. Seeing so many people like you, I secretly encourage myself. I must try to pursue you. When I was near you, I smelled my body, and I finally couldn't help vomiting … stinky tofu!

79. Special news: In the mobile phone endurance competition, from the moment on, switch will automatically start the timer and report the weather forecast continuously, and the user with the longest duration will get free talk time minutes.

80. Dear user, because you confirmed this short message, you are infected with April Fool's Day bacteria. Please look at your palm carefully. If there are black spots, it means that you have been infected by bacteria, and you need to wash them with gasoline to kill them. Remember, remember!

8 1, the wind blows your long hair, and you look more chic! The waves beat your feet, and you look more innocent! You face the morning glow in the east, just like a spray! It's hard to see that you are a fool if you are not an acquaintance!

82. I can't eat in the morning because I miss you. I can't eat at noon because I miss you more. I can't eat at night because I miss you crazily. I can't sleep at night because I am hungry.

83. It is a gust of wind, but it is so eternal; This is a dream, but it is so real; You bowed your head and said nothing, but I couldn't calm down. Finally, I can't help but say to you: fart first!

84. If there is no wind, the clouds will not move; Fish can't swim without water; If there were no sun, there would be no light on the moon; If it weren't for you ... stupid people wouldn't exist.

It is said that cats sleep ten hours a day, play by themselves for four hours, stay in a daze for four hours, be teased for four hours, eat and drink for one hour, and read text messages for the last hour. Don't believe it? Look, the cat is reading the short message again.

86. A man told me that you can't eat anything. I gave him a good beating and slandered you so much. I don't know the rest. Don't you and I know? Besides eating, you can at least sleep, run and grind your teeth!

You are like many fish in my heart. You know, I like many fish best. Not only delicious, but also because of you-it's killing two birds with one stone! Ha, I'm kidding. I miss you. Call me back.

I seem to see you jump on me happily and lean your head in my arms ... really! I'm so happy. I was just about to give you a birthday cake! Are you so happy? Yeah, I yelled and wagged my tail.

89. Looking at the cloudless sky in Wan Li, listening to the sound of flowing streams, the grass around me swayed gently with the wind. How beautiful nature is! It's a pity that the air is polluted by a fart you just farted!

90. Looking at your thin body day by day, I feel so uncomfortable that I can't eat or sleep. I beg you, don't lose weight again. If you continue to lose weight like this, people will think that I am … I am feeding you lean meat!

9 1, buddy, I went to the show yesterday and found an actor who looks exactly like you, so I asked the staff: Who is the actor who looks like my buddy? The staff said: That's ... an orangutan bought from Africa.

92. Pig Search Notice: I lost a purebred white pig. Features: smart, considerate, using mobile phones and looking for short messages, loving pigs, and returning information to the owner quickly after reading the information! Master misses you now!

93. I've been meaning to say three words to you for a long time, but as an ordinary friend, I'm afraid I can't even do it, but I can't help it. I still want to say: borrow some money!

Thank you for watching flowers with me in spring, sunsets with me in summer, fallen leaves with me in autumn and snow with me in winter. Without you, no matter how beautiful the scenery is, I really thank you … glasses!

95. Your figure is always so slim, your skill is always so agile, your life is always very leisurely, you play in the mountains of Mingchuan all day, and the food you eat is pure natural and pollution-free green food. Alas, it's good to be a monkey!

96. You are the sun in my heart, but it is raining. You are the moon in my dream, but it is covered by clouds; You are the most beautiful flower in my heart, but it has bloomed; You are the Chang 'e in the sky, but your face landed first!

97. When you participated in the ball game that day, you only scored one goal. Before the goalkeeper could react, the goal was scored! We all applaud and cheer for you. You got up and patted your ass and said, damn, the ground is too slippery!

98. On your way to xishuangbanna tourism, Yunnan, you were besieged by a group of wild boars. All the passengers took out food and money, but the wild boar was unmoved. You took out your only ID card, and the pigs knelt down and cried: Boss, we found you!

99. You are a playboy, and you often have fun. There can't be hundreds of millions of money at home. You have been abandoned and looking for prey. You need to ask more questions, but you don't change your mind. You are definitely not a good person.

100 Are you working again? I have told you more than once not to work so hard and pay attention to your health. But you always say meaningfully: If I don't roll more dung balls in warm weather, what will I eat in winter? ;