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Have you ever been in prison? How did you get through it?

On July 29th, 28, one day before the Olympic Games, I was shot at the head from the elevator door of the company.

The criminal police team stayed for three days, and it was necessary to extract confessions by torture. Until the end, they talked nonsense, even stealing a needle when they were young. After vomiting, send it to the hospital for physical examination and send it to the detention center.

I stayed in the detention center for one year and one month. Over seven days, and then semicolon according to the crime. Take a cold bath before entering the number, and then come to the plate. The captain is the warden sleeping by the window, the Datong shop, and the newcomer sleeping by the toilet. At six o'clock, I ate boiled vegetables and began to work. That kind of repetitive physical labor. What I do is repackage medical disposable rubber gloves. There will be a mission. Up to fifteen thousand gloves a day. One hundred pieces are packed in a box. At first, breakfast was basically dry until bedtime. You can relax after you get familiar with it, and even take a nap at noon. Prison rules and the code of conduct for prisoners (different from those in prisons) must be recited, which is a more important political task than production tasks. Generally, beatings and bullying are all about this. Humanized management is implemented here. There is basically nothing ridiculous on TV. But the spirit will always be nervous. There are too many things to worry about. Ten people live in a room of 3 square meters. There are windows and a yard. If you save 3 yuan a month at home, you can almost eat enough. Smoke every day. Because of work. No smoking when there is no production. In the evening, two people work in a class for two hours. Prevent suicide. In the detention center. The arrest will be officially approved within 37 days. Just hold your horses when you are arrested. Basically, I can't get out, and it is very difficult to get a guarantor from the procuratorate. Then I have to go through the follow-up inspection. If I can't pass it, I have to call back to the Public Security Bureau for supplementary investigation, trial, verdict and execution, which is very slow ~ this is the most difficult period. In the detention center, there is no way for others to reduce their sentences except those who stay in the detention center. Send it once a month.

I spent a year and eight months in prison. The first is to go through the prison team for 1-3 months. It's usually three months, but I was lucky enough to get off the team after one month. Because of the crackdown on the Olympic Games, the detention center is overcrowded. So I sent it to prison very often. The conditions for joining the prison team are better. But there are many rules. It's like a recruit joining the army. Practice the queue and recite the prison rules. This is very important. Every time you get a bonus, commutation or parole, you have to take a prison exam. You don't need to find a way to cheat if you can recite it.

after leaving the team, it's basically like working in a factory. Eight to six. Take a day off a week. You can meet your family once a month. You can write letters, and there is a short message machine that can send short messages to the numbers registered by your family. Call your family from time to time. You can read books, practice writing and play the guitar. Various classes can learn some basic things, such as the very basic operation of computers. It was also taught by prisoners. I am responsible for teaching this, mainly scheming. In order to assess the reward. Good impression of the captain. Discipline is on our side. It's called captain. Sing when you go out to work every day. There is a prison culture festival and a basketball game every summer. It is a good opportunity to mix assessment scores. Assessment score is the quantitative standard of commutation. One point MINUS four and a half days. 8 points will be commuted for one year, and there will be intervals for commutation, which should be counted well. Parole is 4 minutes a year. If the sentence is more than half, and the remaining sentence is less than three years or two years, you can be released on parole if you forget it. You can get a fixed assessment score every month, and the captain has the final say, but basically, if you are honest, it is no problem to reduce your sentence by one year after two years. Is to work. I'm lucky, I can write well, I know computers, and I can write some articles. The captain will arrange for me to help him do some extra office work, and because my sentence is short, it's only four years. When the process was divided, a post inspection was assigned. Is to call the roll once an hour. Do nothing else. Prison management prisoners are all managed by prisoners. I don't know whether to call the commission for discipline inspection or the planning commission. The food is like that, too. It's made by prisoners. The life section is called. It's okay to eat. If you eat well, you have to save money at home. Have a careful life and have a good time. Can get food outside. You can eat well. No wine. Alcohol and mobile phones are taboos, but they are repeatedly banned. In it, people who have a good relationship call each other Lao Ba. Drinking tea and chatting is called a pot renewal. Just like the society outside, people are intrigued and have a direct relationship with each other. What is good outside is generally not bad inside. Money goes everywhere. Gangs, big brothers and gangs exist. I've heard a lot about ganging up inside and mixing money together after going out. But you can't make trouble for the captain. Otherwise, it is also a mess. There is a place called the strict management team, which is not for people. Few people can resist dog holes and electric batons. In prison, everything is for production. You did a good job, no money, but you were awesome. The captain has your back.

finally, if you are unlucky enough to have this day. We must find the motivation that can inspire us to persist. Don't be afraid of anything. Fame is very important in it. You can't be timid, and it's over once. Will always be bullied. Then find the right friends, and report to the group with your fellow villagers. The most taboo is tattling. Usually it's going to be badly done.

just think inside. It's better to go out and beg than to stay inside. After coming out, my physical fitness is great and I have changed a lot. Temper is also calm a lot. I've been out for five years, and now I'm doing my own small business and running all over the country. These are the things I can't sleep in a foreign hotel. Stumbling through these difficulties and setbacks, but none of them can catch up with the difficulties in it at that time. This fucking day is a valuable asset to me. But I don't want to experience it anymore. Just once.