What are the jingles for boasting about the group owner?

1. Love at first sight for the group owner! The owner also noticed me. The shopkeeper smiled brightly and kept waving to me. I can't help hugging my master tightly! Ah, the lovely lucky cat!

2. What happened? Just now, I dialed the mobile phone of the group owner. After the bell rings, it prompts the other party to run naked. Please redial later. I can't believe it! Dial again and say: Sorry, the subscriber you dialed is out of service area, please redial later.

3. Love the group owner and remain unchanged for life; Pet owners, never tired of it; Pain group owner, minutes; Protect the group owner and don't abandon the ups and downs; As long as I can't see the host, I can't even eat, because I can't cook without the host!

4. Couples fly far away, and people are virtuous and of high quality. This means what kind of people the group owner will like to be with. Now I finally know why the group owner likes orangutans so much!

A lame man came to the south, carrying an eggplant with a pole, holding a plate in his hand and nailing wooden pegs in the ground.

6. Who is the person who likes to pry into other people's affairs? Answer: Reporter. Who embellishes at work all day? Answer: Chef. Test the violin (playing animals) answer: koala, the test is to pull.

7. The tortoise and the snake only have one ticket to go to the movies. The tortoise was entangled in his neck by a snake. When entering the park, the ticket inspector said, stop. The tortoise and snake panicked, and the ticket inspector sarcastically said, Look at the tortoise of the group owner, wearing a tie!

8. One day, a mantis showed off to an ant and said, Look how handsome I am with two knives. The ant was about to speak when a chicken came and ate the mantis in one bite. The ant saw it, shook his head and said, I wonder if it is hitting now? How dare you run around the street with a knife?

9. If there were no flowers, spring would be lonely. If there is no passion, the four seasons will be mediocre. Without me, the group owner will lose the person who cares most about the group owner! If there is no owner, the rabbit will ask: Who should I race with?

10. My family has a fat, white, eight-pound chicken, which flies to the back yard of the Zhang family.

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12. On March 3rd, the Queen Mother held a flat peach party, which caused havoc in the Heavenly Palace, and the monkey stole the Xiantao again. Skin patch pants, not skin patch pants.

13. A three-year-old boy took a three-year-old girl's hand and said, "I love group owners." The little girl said, "Can the master be responsible for my future?" Little boy: "Of course! We are not children for a year or two! "

14. Inadvertently, hanging a nail tripped the lame, knocked over the lame eggplant, smashed the lame plate, and the lame picked up the eggplant.

15. I heard that the group owner is very awesome! Sleep with pigs to kill chickens, and often masturbate at school. I have raised wolves, spared sheep and slept with orangutans! Go south! Break through the north! I ran over my leg on the train track! I drank water in the toilet! And kissed the donkey! Someone was riding a bicycle when suddenly he heard a passerby shout: gogogo! I think I'm going to sing "Oh, I'm coming, I'm coming, I'm coming ..." I plunged into the ditch. Passers-by said: Tell the owner, does the owner still ride? Did you fall in?

16. The owner is good, but the owner is bad. The master is in love every day. The teacher asked her one plus one, and he said, I love you, teacher! The teacher was so angry that he wanted to jump off the building. He shouted, Come on!

17. A drunken old man came from the north, with a tobacco bag in his waist, to buy lame eggplant. The lame man didn't sell it to the drunk old man. In a rage, he robbed the lame man of eggplant, and the lame man picked up the vegetables, pulled out the pegs and chased the old man. In a rage, he didn't give the lame eggplant, but picked up a cigarette bag and beat the lame eggplant.

18. Reward order: Catch a smile, catch a winner and be happy all his life, catch ten winners and be happy all his life, and catch a hundred winners and be safe forever. The more you catch, the more rewards you get. Hurry up and laugh first!

19. Reward order: Catch a smile, catch a winner and be happy all his life, catch ten winners and be happy all his life, and catch a hundred winners and be safe forever. The more you catch, the more rewards you get. Hurry up and laugh first!

20. The sky is so high, the sun is so bright, the sea is so blue and the beach is so soft. Who is this sudden destruction? Please don't run naked here, this is not a celestial bathing place! what are you reading? I'm talking about the group owner. I'm reading the text message.

2 1. At the beginning of life, the crowd is cold, you are naughty, I am naughty. The owner of the group is a villain. Group owners often go to the wrong bed and study hard and tired. Therefore, the group owner went to knock on the back and felt deeply, and it was rainy. The owner is a caterpillar. What is a world group? The master was too busy to go to the wrong house. Turn around if there is a group. Make the owner happy!

22. The red rabbit horse became Guan Yu's mount because it traveled thousands of miles every day; Bai became the mount of Tang Priest under the inspiration of Guanyin Bodhisattva. Although the group owner is not so powerful, it is still very good to be a mount for the two generations.

The thief was caught by the police when he came to the store to steal for the second time. The police inquired, "Don't the group owners know that they are going to be arrested?" The thief said, "I know it says' Welcome again'."

24. One day, a mantis showed off to an ant and said, Look how handsome I am with two knives. The ant was about to speak when a chicken came and ate the mantis in one bite. The ant saw it, shook his head and said, I wonder if it is hitting now? How dare you run around the street with a knife?