I don’t wake up when I sleep in spring, mosquitoes bite me everywhere, I’m infected with dichlorvos, I don’t know how many people died.

A lunatic was lying on the bed singing, singing, turning over and continuing to sing. The doctor asked him: Just sing, why are you turning over? The crazy person said: Fool, after singing side A, of course I will sing side B!

Sleeping in spring without waking up, mosquito bites everywhere, smeared with dichlorvos, I don’t know how many people will die

Where have you been running when the peach blossoms have been blooming for a long time? It's been hot for a long time. Have you taken off your clothes? Are dog owners not allowed to hit you in the city? Please call me if you are safe so that I won’t worry about it! Classic funny April Fool's Day quotes from the old owner

Love complications: depression in secret love; stuttering in early love; ADHD in late love; amnesia in extramarital affairs; lovelorn, mania and intermittent self-mutilation

Toilet couplet: Top: Standing on both sides of the Yellow River, holding confidential documents in hand; Bottom: Machine gun fire in front and artillery fire in the back. Horizontal batch: humorous text messages for April Fools' Day

First Love is a brand new version; Old Love Rekindled is a refurbished version; Living together before marriage is a trial version; Wedding Night is the original version; Golden House Hidden Beauty is Collector's Edition; Falling in Love with the Widow is a revised edition; Seducing *** is a pirated edition. Classic April Fool's Day text message

Drink strong tea until it is tasteless. If you get drunk, you never want to wake up. Pig's trotters should have thick skin and lots of meat. Hey, the one with the mobile phone is good!

Cucumber cried out for love, and Eggplant comforted her: love is not just sweetness and intoxication, but also heartbreak and tears. well! Who made you fall in love with onions?

( ! ) Ordinary butt (__!__) Fat butt (!) Tight butt (_._) Flat butt (_*_) Inflamed butt

I was traveling all day with my hair parted and sesame oil on my hair. When I saw a girl, I wanted to get stuck. I accidentally became a blind drifter (text message.)

In the bus, a man The standing pregnant woman said to the man sitting next to her: Don't you know I'm pregnant? I saw the man saying nervously: The child is not mine