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Express yourself in a cold way.

One, life since ancient times, no one died, you died first.

2. If a person starts to neglect you, please leave him, and those who don't know how to cherish you don't give up.

Third, across the south, across the north, firecrackers and mines kissed!

Fourth, in a mediocre life, I also want to have a favorite person who can keep me going.

You show your waist in the south, and I wear mink in the north.

6. What does it matter if you have a big face? Just be big and beautiful.

Seven, you can ignore my feelings, you can squander my enthusiasm, you can ignore my depression and sadness, but you have to understand that everyone's love is limited. If you confuse me, then I can get used to you, and I can change you.

Eight, happiness had an accident, waiting for me to be buried in the morgue.

9. What will happen if I eat Xuanmai gum during the holiday?

10. Sister's love is never given to those who deserve it. Everyone else, please get out of the way.

If there is an afterlife, I will find you in the reincarnation in front of Naihe Bridge with the memory of this life! Love you all my life and protect you!

It was easy to make up, but it was too difficult at first. It's better to go our separate ways than to suspect each other. I will laugh generously and walk generously.

Thirteen, I am quitting smoking, smoking is to shape my image as a good citizen.

14. The person who taught you the initial dance steps may not be able to accompany you to the end.

If I can shake hands with freedom, I would rather lose everything.

Sixteen, you chase me naked for two kilometers, and I'm a hooligan when I go back!

Seventeen, time is never cool to me, and time is never complicated to me. Travel in the mountains, travel in the water, travel around, travel around, travel around, travel around, travel around, travel around, travel around, travel around, travel around, travel around, travel around, travel around, travel around.

18. The blooming smile is my only pride.

Nineteen, my lust for earthly fireworks is impartial, just you.

Loving someone is not about buying water for others after class, sending text messages, or going out for dinner, singing and chatting on weekends. But to be an excellent person. There may be others who love her in the future. All you have to do is compare others. You should be excellent, better than others. You should grow up quickly and protect her.

Twenty-one, you are not qualified to give up halfway, you are not qualified to break the jar, you can only make yourself live better than anyone else, better than anyone else, and you have no way out.

22. Don't stay up because you are ugly.

Twenty-three, if I like you, I will be naive to you. If I don't like you, I will mature your mother in minutes.

When we have nothing to worry about, what do we worry about all day? The Buddha said it was desire, and you said it was ideal.

Twenty-six, my happiness, you can afford it, but you can't afford it!

Twenty-seven, I have no face, no body and no ability, but girl, I am domineering and I am strong. I have this style that you don't have.

Twenty-eight, my world is not your playground, you are not allowed to go in and out.

Twenty-nine, I would rather run and be knocked down countless times than walk the right path all my life. Even if I fall, I will laugh heroically.

You give me enough money, I don't mind you looking for other women outside. If you give me enough love, I won't leave you for money.

Whenever someone asks me what to do, I will say that I will do it to the end.

Thirty-two, if one day, I can't get married, please bury me in if you are the one.

Thirty-three, your love has long been the only one in my life. What can I do if you leave me?

Say you are cold.

Say you are cold.

1, China has one billion soldiers, and the national humiliation is not for children and Sun Ping.

2. I am willing to mention 100,000 tiger and wolf brigades. The more I kill Tokyo, the more I kill.

3, holding the child's hand, I know that the child is ugly and full of tears. If the child doesn't leave, I will leave.

4. At the last stop, the fighter is the hero!

5. Go out and laugh.

6. Dapeng soared to Wan Li that day.

7. When a man no longer loves his woman, it is wrong for her to cry, be silent, breathe alive and die.

8. When putting on airs, I nodded weakly and remembered how the idiots in front of the monitor spent the whole dry season.

9. Buddha doesn't care about me, I am a demon.

10. Living in the present requires experience, growth, transition and time.

1 1, honey of A, arsenic of B.

12, Jiangdong disciple is brilliant and his comeback is unknown.

13, Ming Sao is easy to hide and hard to prevent.

14, male and female are convex and concave.

15, if people don't attack me, I won't attack; If people offend me, comity three points;

16, I will be given another shot; People still attack me and kill the grass.

17, people are neither crazy nor alive.

18, killing one person is a crime, killing a hundred men and killing a thousand people.

19. Push yourself and others!

20. Don't treat friendship as love. Otherwise. Mistakes mislead people. Those who can't tell. Don't talk about love.

2 1, the ultimate happiness. Makes me want to die. I can't even take time away.

22, don't love triangle plot, I hate those.

23. Stains on clothes. It can be washed with water. An emotional stain. What should I use to erase it?

24.happiness It turns out to be so simple. Just use your heart. You can see it.

25. I am. The most terrible. Demon. Like ... good angels. Dear you. Please don't. Action. My role.

A cold and domineering sentence

1, if. Every time I lie. There will be a blank in my heart. I think. Mine. It's long gone

2. The weather is cloudy. It's like giving up ten thousand years of sunshine.

The problem is not the distance. But distance is definitely a problem.

I pee ten feet away from the windward, and you wait for the wind to wet your shoes.

5. the same. Music. But no matter what. I can't hear you. Former. Melody.

6. I just hope it will melt in time. If it can't melt, then destroy it here with me.

7. Time is the fairest. It can often help us make many decisions indirectly. However. Most of them are things we don't like. I began to hate the idea that God gave me insight into opportunities. It always puzzles me. Confusion between left and right.

8. If begging is used to describe life. So ... so-called college students. Just a group of senior beggars with begging cards.

9. Once I looked up at the starry sky with my friends, and then we burst into tears. He was lovelorn and I sprained my neck.

10, it's not hard to be single, but it's hard to deal with those who try their best to make you end it.

1 1. Hold your hand and drag it away. The son said no, well, close the door and let the dog go!

12, he's just a pot of water, pour it into your rice pile. After several years, the clear water turns into mellow wine, and you become a pile of abandoned rotten rice, which can be used to feed pigs.

13, you can't miss yourself, you can't take care of yourself, you can't take care of yourself, you can't give yourself happiness.

14, once we all thought we could die for love. In fact, love can't kill people. It will only stick a needle in the most painful place, and then we want to cry. We tossed and turned and became doctors after a long illness. You are not the wind, and I am not the sand. No matter how lingering, you can't reach the end of the world. Dry your tears. Tomorrow morning, we will all go to work.

15, I'm not a fortune teller on the overpass, so I can't say so many things you like to hear.

A domineering and cold sentence

1, many people say that marriage is the grave of love, but love that can be buried underground is better than a corpse in the street.

You have the right to abandon me. I have the ability to make you regret it.

3. Don't touch a group, why not be black?

I am a child of ordinary people, and I don't have such noble temperament.

5. People like you, in the drama I directed, I can let you live for two episodes at most …

6. Don't call me bad. I am more stupid than any of you.

7. I don't have much warmth, and I leave it all to people who are good to me.

8. How much truth have I told in a joke in my life?

9. I still love you, but I miss the persistence together.

10, it's cold, and it takes a lot of courage to get up.

Cold girls speak short sentences, cold girls speak short sentences.

3 1, you help people 100. When one day you are only willing to help 80, he will empty all your gratitude and would rather choose someone who only helps him 70 points as a friend. A grain of rice nurtures benefactors and a stone of rice nurtures enemies. The old man is right. Don't give yourself everything easily, leave some pride and love for yourself, remember, this is the coolest thing.

You are only in your twenties. You can be whoever you want.

33. You don't need too many criteria to choose a lover, as long as these three things don't lie to you, don't hurt you and accompany you. One day you will understand that what you need is not vigorous love, but someone who won't leave you. He will give you a coat when you are cold, a cup of hot water when you have a stomachache and a hug when you are sad, so he will always accompany you. Not to love more all day, but to be serious and stay together and don't leave!

34. Those who won the quarrel with their daughter-in-law finally left; Those who are indifferent to their daughter-in-law are all alone in the end; If you don't give money to your daughter-in-law, you will eventually die of poverty; Those who didn't make their daughter-in-law happy ended up angry; Let the daughter-in-law get the love of her life; Coaxing the daughter-in-law to be happy, all the harvested life is sweet; Those who are willing to spend money on their daughters-in-law are getting richer and richer. In fact, the attitude towards the daughter-in-law is the attitude towards the world. The more you love, the more you are loved, the more you give up, and the more you get.

35, good love, win the war time, can withstand the fleeting time, can withstand parting, can withstand missing, don't have to accompany you, love will last until you get used to it. . .

36. Efforts and progress are not to show others, but to be worthy of yourself and this life.

37, a person is not alone, want to be alone. A person is not lonely. Only when you fall in love with someone can you feel lonely.

I used to think that persistence would make us stronger, but when I grow up, I find that letting go is what makes us stronger. # The word-of-mouth counterattack of Taiping Wheel on the other side #

I really want to be with you forever, so I don't ask for anything. Don't fall in love unless you fall in love. As long as we can greet each other every day. Not every kind of affection needs results, and companionship itself is a silent hug.

40, the beauty of a woman is no longer, only those who really love her know. When a person's strength is gone, he knows who is really important. When you are in the mood, the people who are best for you are drowned in the crowd. Only when the noise has passed can I understand who the people around me are, but I'm afraid I'll be old by then. In this world, the most important thing is to keep one, one heart and one person. Time always proves that what is with you is the most precious.

A cold conversation

1, I'm willing to be your best listener and watch you pretend from beginning to end.

2, the crowd looked for him thousands of Baidu, suddenly looking back! That man is still dismissive of me.

It's good to be a star. Don't catch your husband cheating. The whole country will help you catch it.

Since you can't give her marriage, don't give her a chance to daydream.

When a girl runs, her chest will be automatically set to vibration mode.

6. There is one of the worst dishes in the world, that is noisy squid.

7. If my love for you is true enough, can I wait for you to look back at me?

8. I dare not look in the mirror for too long, because I am afraid I will fall in love with myself.

9. Walking in the street, nine out of ten women are very dangerous to wear, but the good news is that they are very safe.

10, can we have a chat? My life is lonely as snow.

1 1, that was the first time you stood me up, and once you stood me up, it was a lifetime.

12, I hate hanging out with those gangsters. I didn't go out to play.

13. Now, I will never let anyone take me away at will. I have learned to go by myself.

14, those who wait for love have the most painful hope and the sweetest despair.

15, the mentality of the standard female diaosi is: I don't have a man, so I am fat for the winter.

16, in fact, in the end, we will all log off on other people's MSN.

17. Every girl who talks about losing weight has a mouth to eat.

18, life without struggle is in vain, and life without suffering is boring.

19, what I want to see most in my life is the painful appearance of men's dysmenorrhea and abortion.

I can't forget you, so I can't end this relationship until you forget me.

2 1, I have fixed the wedding date, and now I just need to fix the groom!

22. Every road is difficult, but once you choose, you must go on.

23. When a person gets rid of his fear, he will feel extremely carefree and comfortable.

24. No matter how beautiful a lie is, it will be punctured one day!

25, your man has also been used by me, and you will live with him in the future.

26. In fact, people throw eggs at me and have the joy of receiving flowers.

27. Even though our youth is silent, there are good scenery everywhere.

28, you chased me naked for two kilometers, and I'll call me a rogue later!

29. I have two hearts, one for pain and the other for forgiveness.

30. If you just meet and can't stay, it's better not to meet.

3 1, the man Fu Xiao changed cars, the rich changed rooms and the rich changed wives.

32. People like us who are ugly but like to look good deserve to be lonely.

I'm going to take your luggage, so you are a happy pauper now.

34. When you think that the person you like likes you, you usually think too much.

35. If the weather is fine, you will be fine. In this weather, it seems that you have left!

36. Who says women love money? Women love not money, but Grandpa Mao.

37, white plus black: step on a person during the day, not sleepy; Step on one more person at night and sleep soundly.

38. Think about it. I will be very happy to change from a third-grade old woman to a first-grade primary school girl.

39. Our memories were stolen by time and stayed in an unreachable yesterday.

40. I throw a glass of water on your face, which is equivalent to ruining your face.

4 1, you are dressed like this. Are you dissatisfied with the world?

42. I want to turn a blind eye and listen to it, because I was still young and didn't understand anything.

43. Women are the way, brothers are trees, don't get lost, rely on trees!

44. Don't be embarrassed by people you don't like, but be nice to people you like.

When you know it's going to rain, you should take an umbrella. When you know it won't work out, please don't start.

46. If the road is not difficult enough, it is necessary to doubt whether it is right.

47. Next, I will give you a family stunt. A big stone breaks your chest.

48, bad temper is to recognize people, it naturally loves to find those who have accepted it to bully.

49. There are only two things I can't do in my life, that is, this can't be done and that can't be done.

50, not to be a simple and excellent person, but to be an irreplaceable person.

5 1. Living needs not only oxygen, but also courage and domineering.

52. Why are some men afraid of their wives? I long for a harmonious and stable home.

53. Are you the ever-victorious general of the legendary invincible fairy tale series?

54. I am actually an angel. The reason why I stay on the earth is because of my weight.

55. Actually, I used to be quite tall, but later I often took a shower and shrunk.

Q: What do you do when you are with friends? A: Yes.

Please be sure to return the heavy rain you missed in those years during military training.

58. It's not that I am willful, but that emotions always involve my temper, which I can't control.

To the sky kingdom, he's like a scar.

60. Mosquitoes are not hateful. Hatefully, Tang Bohu forgot to give us some mosquito-repellent incense.

6 1, I don't like sad fairy tale endings, but I like you very much.

I hate English teachers. She speaks in Chinese and scolds students in English.

When I really understood the meaning of the word "good years", you were gone.

64. Although it's good to get up early and go to bed early, I'm in a good mood to get up late.

65. Distance does not produce beauty, but an interpretation of fragile love.

66, you his mama when I am a prostitute, or when you are a John.

67. Who can read it all at once? Red carp, green carp and donkey.

68, the earth will turn, people will change, love you is eternal, it is impossible to marry you!

69. Why do you suddenly want to cry? Do I also have some little sadness going upstream?

Please remember that I am a cold-hearted person. Please don't be fooled by my constant madness.

7 1, I want to smile like a sunshine doll, but others regard me as a ghost.

72. From primary school to university, the only constant is a heart that doesn't want to learn.

73. Nothing is normal this year, except football in China.

74. If you treat life with a pessimistic attitude, then life will repay you with a pessimistic attitude.

No one dares to step on my head since I became a piece of shit.

76. If there is an afterlife, I want to make a quilt, either lying in bed or basking in the sun!

77. In fact, all the white papers we teach are in grade one, so why kill each other?

78. Because it is said that the worm that gets up early is eaten by birds, I decided not to get up early in the future.

79, it's silly to watch gossip happen instead of 8 18!

80. It is not necessarily a virgin who cries and hurts, but a bitch who seduces a man.

8 1, when listening to a song, you will think of a sentence, a person, a brilliant time.

82. I'm not Youlemei, I'm just dichlorvos. Do you want to hold me in your hand?