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What did the soldier in the red alert say?

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Engineer: I have tools! I have tools! )

Need to be repaired? Need to be repaired? )

I won't be late! I won't delay! )

Engineer ~ (engineer ~)

Spy: Mission, sir? (Task, sir? )

Apocalypse Tank (Revenge of Yuri): This is Judgment Day. The day of judgment has arrived. )

It will soon become a wasteland. This place will soon be in ruins. )

Flying Soldier: All bands are over! (all gather! )

I can go anywhere! I can go there! )

Scorpion Air Defense Ship (Yuri Revenge Edition): It's good for fishing here. Fishing here is good. )

Dreadnaught Battleship: Approach and fire! (Lock and fire! )

Phantom Tank: Do you see me now? Have you seen me? )

I'm leaving. (I have arrived)

Poster power: cover me! (cover me! )

Mobilizer: Comrade? (Comrade? )

For Russian mother! (to Russian mother! )

Virus Sniper: (Yuri Revenge Edition): Yuri is the master. Yuri is my master. )

I belong to Yuri. (I belong to Yuri)

Slave harvesters (revenge of Yuri): Slaves are cheap, haha. Slaves are really cheap, haha. )

After the slaves were rescued: slavery is weak! Slavery is fragile! )

They pushed me too far! They pushed me too hard! )

Schwarzenegger: [appearing on Yuri's revenge mission] They were erased! They have been deleted!

Crazy Ivan: Don't play with matches. Don't play with matches. )

Happy birthday! (Happy birthday! )

Merry Christmas! Merry Christmas! )