Wechat spoof SMS

Wechat spoofs short messages. Many people are cheerful and funny, and like to post some funny jokes on social platforms to gain everyone's happiness and recognition. So these jokes actually bring short-term happiness when many people are tired and stressed. Let's take a look at what WeChat spoofs SMS.

Wechat spoofs SMS 1 1. Without Pangu, the evolution of apes is hopeless; Without Oracle bones as letterhead, history would be lifeless; Without Daiyu and Baoyu, how could the Red Mansion be circulated for a hundred years? I didn't send you a message. Who knew pigs could read mobile phones?

2. I really miss you! I call dawn at night, and the stars in the sky know my heart. I only have you in my heart! How can thousands of waters in Qian Shan stop my love for you! I really miss you, dear ... RMB!

3, the next step is to witness the miracle, press the flip button, you will smile; Press it twice and you will giggle; Press it three times, and you will laugh happily; Click four times, congratulations, a fool was born!

4. Knowing you is a kind of fate; Knowing you is a kind of happiness; Caring for you has become a habit; Cherish you will become eternal; Bless you, this is inevitable; Greet you, this is polite; Harassing you is a very happy thing!

5. People are always busy with life and don't know what to do; I just want to remind you, my friend, that someone is silently caring for you not far away, wishing you well and harassing you by the way!

April Fool's Day is April Fool's Day. In order to prevent people from being cheated, our company decided to take a day off without deducting wages and bonuses. Special reminder: please don't go out and run around on this day. Please forward it to each other!

7. The first kiss gave cigarettes, the romance gave wine, the confusion gave eyes, the rhythm gave music, the first night gave dreams, the body gave lovers, the derailment gave trains, the madness gave brains, and the clearest blessing gave you: Happy April Fool's Day!

8. I don't know what to say, because it involves unspeakable privacy; I don't know if I should contact you, but it's too important to you. After a fierce ideological struggle, I finally got up the courage to say: Happy April Fool's Day!

9. When you were in love with your youth, you said you loved my scarred face. In my twilight years, when you supported me, you said that you were born without me. When life and death leave, I finally know your true wish. Dear, happy April Fool's Day!

10, today's April Fool's Day, I made a fool's order to bark like a puppy, and I was in a wonderful mood. Laugh at the sky three times, and good luck will continue; I advise you to implement it quickly and travel quickly. Ask why, fools don't obey orders, fools don't listen to orders.

Wechat spoofed SMS 2 1, the weather forecast of this city: the temperature will drop tonight, and the southwest wind will be five to six, which will blow money. The meteorological department reminds the public to keep warm when traveling at night and beware of catching a cold. Happy April Fool's Day!

This short message is very good. You will be lucky when you receive it. The youth forwarded is not old, and the banknotes sent in groups will follow. The content is: April Fool's Day should be civilized, and it is fun to tell good jokes! Send it in groups!

You are the sun in my heart, but it is raining. You are the moon in my dream, but it is covered by clouds; You are the most beautiful flower in my heart, but it has already bloomed; You are Chang 'e in the sky, but your face landed first. ...

4. Give you a gift with the heaviest feces in history. You will eat a catty and be full. If you feel that the amount of feces is not enough, please help yourself! Did you fool him or her on April Fool's Day? )

5. I like Teresa Teng and died of illness; I like Barbara Yung and committed suicide; I like Danny Chan, I fell dead; I like Leslie Cheung and jumping off buildings, and I like you, too. It's up to you

6. According to the survey and statistics, a group of new human beings appeared in 2008, and there are four big fools: those who love themselves, those who take medicine without illness or disaster, those who sign contracts that are invalid, and those who giggle at mobile phones! Ha ha! Happy April Fool's Day!

7. If you are cheated today, it means that you are popular and not cheated, that everyone loves you dearly, that you cheat, that you can play, that you don't cheat, that you are kind, haha! Happy April Fool's Day!

8. On this day, please always be vigilant. Be alert to all unknown events that will happen. Remember to use your clever brain to distinguish this day full of deception and innocence. Otherwise, I can only wish you a happy April Fool's Day!

9. Today is April Fool's Day. Be careful not to be cheated by others! It is said that fool's disease is popular recently. The symptom is that I have been reading text messages on my mobile phone, and my grin is the most serious. Be careful!

10, April Fool's Day is here, be careful to be caught; Beware of acquaintances when going out, and the company beware of colleagues; Beauty should avoid discharge, friends should pay attention to enthusiasm, April Fool's Day is good luck and happy, happy all the time! Did you fool him or her on April Fool's Day? )

Wechat spoofs SMS 3 1. Those who come home from work are poor ghosts, drunkards, lechers, gamblers and wild ghosts!

One day, we came to a wishing pool. I bent down and made a wish, and then threw a coin into the well. You wanted to make a wish, but when you bent down, you accidentally fell into the well. I was startled and muttered, How clever!

3, horse, it has four legs, the sea, it is all water, the fool who looks at the mobile phone, he is grinning!

4. Did the wind really get into my eyes? Did you really break my heart? I really cried! Why ... Tears can't stop flowing, and there is an unknown pain-you damn onion!

5, everyone praises you handsome, so people say you are weak! Everyone regards you as an idol, which means you are just the object of spitting! I really don't know if you mistook April Fool's Day for April Fool's Day, or because you are worried that no one will celebrate April Fool's Day!

6. Friar Sand said that I have changed! Bajie said I had changed! Wukong said I've changed! Tang Priest was furious: I didn't see a phone call on my way to the Western Heaven. Monsters read short messages on their mobile phones! Happy April Fool's Day!

7. I know you pay attention to hygiene. Wash your hands carefully every time you go to the toilet. Suddenly you stopped washing your hands. I'm surprised: why don't you wash your hands? You answer: I brought paper this time! Happy April Fool's Day!

8. I said: Every time I miss you, the star drops a tear. That's how the ocean was formed. You said: Every time you think about me, you fart. This is how the ozone layer is formed. Happy April Fool's Day!

9. This is the last short message I can send on my mobile phone. I finally left the most precious thing to you, because there is a sentence I have always wanted to say to you, but I didn't say it-help me recharge!

10, you have more, there are some things you should know! Days are used for windy and rainy days; The land is used to grow flowers and grass; I was used to prove how great human beings are. And you are used to stew vermicelli.