Complete works of humorous short messages selected for boyfriends

1, every petal has my sincere blessing, gentle care, continuous blessing, voice greeting, please send the breeze, may flowers and green leaves accompany you to decorate your gorgeous life, and may you be happy forever!

2. Hi, did you get my message? Have a happy day! It's my best hope to make you faster!

Where there is sunshine, there is my deep blessing. Where there is the moon, there are my deep thoughts. When the meteor passed by, I made a wish: I hope that people who see this message will be happy all their lives!

4, don't pursue appearance, it is easy to deceive people; Don't pursue practicality, it's easy to lose, but pursue a diamond-encrusted Rolex, at least now you can smile!

I wish you a happy day. Earn money with both hands, clink glasses with three meals, and be hard on all sides. Five Blessingg celebrates together, cherishes the six places, dreams in colorful colors, is respected by people from all directions, and Jiuzhou shows her magical powers, giving orders to all and having a good life.

6. Meeting you is unintentional, knowing you is providence, thinking you are family, being half-hearted when not seeing you, and being single-minded when meeting you.

7. There is a yearning for the full moon in the West Building, a tacit understanding, a feeling of gentle breeze and drizzle, and a blessing as long as you live better than me. I wish you every day, I am not tired!

8. Vagrancy that someone cares about is not called vagrancy; Crying with you is not sorrow; Sadness shared by others is not pain; Happiness shared by others is called happiness. I sincerely wish you both happiness!

9. Delete yesterday's troubles, determine today's happiness, set tomorrow's happiness, store eternal love, cancel the hatred in the world, paste a good mood, and finally, print your smile.

10, late at night, walking alone in the street, lonely, helpless, always thinking about you, thinking about you, looking forward to you, I really want to say loudly to you, invite me to dinner.

1 1, love is a kind of understanding, love is a kind of giving, love is a kind of intoxication, love is a kind of commitment, love is an ideal, dear, I really like loving you!

12, if one day, you are too tired to walk, just turn around and my blessing will be by your side, no matter how far away, turn this blessing into a blue star, flashing in the morning, flashing in the sunset and flashing every day of your life!

13, I am happy and carefree. I am really infatuated with you. I am worried about you. My heart is broken. I dare not change my mind. Don't be suspicious. I have been tempted by you!

14, you, talk to me, make me laugh, understand what I mean, listen to me, learn from me, and pay more attention to my boyfriend's text messages. You are always there when I need you.

15, trickle is not a stone resistance, and deep friendship is not due to distance. In my "friendship list", you always top the list, and the market is still rising. How have you been recently? I wish you well in the distance.

16. Why did I send you a message? Because I don't want to see you. Why don't I want to see you? Because I dare not look at your face. Why can't I look at your face? Because I just threw up yesterday.

17, send you a plate of duck meat, which will make you homesick, and butterfly dishes. You love to eat them every day, and with a bowl of soup, you will always be healthy; Another glass of wine, love lasts forever, a bowl of rice, lovers will always be with you.

18, whether you are happy recently, whether you are working hard, whether your friends are close, and whether your lovers are sincere. If you put your heart into it, you will be happy forever.

19, I wish you have: a villa, two Chinese cars, a family of three, four-hour visitors, a tour of the five mountains, six relatives to be happy, seven emotions are not chaotic, many friends from all directions, life is ninety-nine, ten thoughts are not wrong. Autumn wind, cold current; Advise friends and cherish the body; Cover the quilt and get dressed; Drink less and smoke less; Exercise frequently and stay away from illness; Wish a friend, Zhan; Family photos are always satisfactory.

20. Zeng's strangeness does not mean eternity. Unexpectedly, some kind of tacit understanding continued our friendship. In the lonely journey, I can receive your earnest concern and sincere blessing every day. I appreciate you being with me in the dust.

2 1, whether the spring breeze is warm or not, the goose knows first. Whether the flowers are beautiful or not, the butterfly knows first. Cattle and sheep know whether the grassland is big or not. The years are not long, and the birthday is known first. There is not much happiness, and I am blessed with the prophet. I wish you happiness!

22. The spring breeze gently pushed open the window lattice, the stars shone in the atrium, the nightingale quietly passed the treetops, and the moon slowly walked around the house. I am eager to drink your birthday wine. I wish you health and happiness forever!

23. Spring blossoms, green grass, and a group of demons are looking for you. They threatened to clap their hands: strip your troubles, draw away your aching muscles, tie you with the rope of peace, and tie you with the shackles of happiness. Best wishes for a happy birthday!

24. The thread in the hand of a kind-hearted mother makes clothes for her wayward son. Before leaving, I had a stitch for fear that my son would come back late and his clothes would be damaged. Who can say that a filial child like the weak can repay his mother's love like the sunshine in spring? The familiar and touching poem made me burst into tears, and my mother was also worried about her son's trip, but I didn't know that her son would go home with a thousand thoughts. Happy birthday, mom!

25. When this day comes, you will be old; Cake reception, wish realization; What's the point of sending this message? The main purpose is to spread blessings and wish a peaceful and peaceful year and all your wishes come true!

26, waiting, just to meet you. The light from generate at this moment will light up your long life. I write endless thoughts and wishes for you on the blooming blue petals, wishing you a happy birthday!

27. Light the candlelight on your birthday and light the hope of happiness; Taste the birthday cake and taste the joy; Accept birthday wishes, accept good wishes: Happy birthday!

28. Say goodbye to yesterday's wind, frost, rain and snow and welcome today's happy time; Light the red wax of birthday and keep good memories; Let go of all the injuries, put away all the tears and wish you a happy birthday!

29, the vast starry sky, flashing a little fluorescence; Every ray of light carries a beautiful dream. May every wish you made today come true one by one. Happy birthday!

30. Red wine gifts should be opened by candlelight to be romantic, and happy gifts should be opened happily. Birthday presents are sweet when they are opened with blessings. Happy birthday, dear.

3 1, after the English exam, a classmate got an F, so he got a multiple-choice question, ... three points ... The English teacher roared on it: What can three points tell me? The classmate's weak answer: rob the landlord …

32. I slept in a daze in the middle of the night and heard my husband talking in his sleep. I can't hear what he said clearly. I asked him what did you say? As a result, he said, how much is the refrigerator? Then I lay on my body and kissed me, and I fell asleep again. Shit! I want to know what he dreamed! !

When I was a truck driver in Australia, it became a nightmare-my car broke down in the wilderness hundreds of miles away from human civilization. After three days, I have to drink my own urine after drinking the water; After three days, I couldn't even recycle my urine. I finally realized that I had no choice but to face the inevitable moment ... I took a case of Foster's beer from the carriage and opened it.

34. A young man posted on the forum and asked: I have been with my girlfriend for a long time and have a good relationship. Should we have sex before marriage? Someone downstairs replied. Good morning. . . It took me a day to understand. (Good morning)

35. I drove with my colleagues for a day yesterday. As a result, I really can't stand birds and feel carsick and want to vomit. So I got off and squatted on the side of the road to vomit, but I didn't spit it out. As soon as I stood up, I met the eyes of a wonderful woman at the moment when I was about to vomit. And I threw up. I can only say that she came at a bad time. hey ...

36. Just now, I was bored and dialed my number seven years ago ... The other party said in a voice similar to Xu Wei: Hello ~ ~ ... so I felt it was rude to sing without talking: there were a group of Smurfs on the other side of the mountain ~ and then I hung up ... After a while, he sent a short message: They were lively and smart. ...

37. A man was sent to prison because he was drunk and strong. If you are a murderer in prison, you may get mixed up with a leading brother in a cage. If you are a robber, you may get a military minister. If you are a strong J, you can only be bullied. In order not to be bullied by other prisoners, he said he was a strong J on the first day he went in. The prisoners were about to rush to hit him. He said he was John and killed a man!

38. Love for you has won; The attachment to you will never change; Dependence on you has long been a habit; Never say goodbye to your expectations. You are my baby, I want to hold you in my hand!

39. Cricket bet the pig that you couldn't see me when I jumped into the grass. The pig said, what should I see? So the cricket jumped into the grass. The pig is watching, the pig is watching! The pig is still watching! Why is the pig still watching? !

40. Girlfriend: Who is the woman who secretly loves Nezha? Boyfriend: I don't know, and this? Girlfriend: Faye Wong. Boyfriend: Why? Girlfriend: Because she sang in the legend: When I miss you, you are making waves. Boyfriend:

4 1, if the distance between us is, I have already left, just waiting for you to go to the end. No matter how long I wait, because I love you.

42. Pigs and penguins are kept in cold storage. The first penguin died, and the pig was fine. Why? You don't know? By the way, pigs don't know either!

43. The best girlfriend is that you can bully her as much as you like, but she still loves you to death. The best relationship is that you can be yourself completely, but he still has a crush on the real you!

44. I went to dinner with my ex-boyfriend. He suddenly said, you have a dirty thing on your eye! Close your eyes and I'll help you take it off! Then I closed my eyes and he slipped from my double eyelid stickers.

45. What is happiness? Happiness is holding hands, walking through the noise and waiting for loneliness; Is to accompany the person you want to accompany, laugh when you are happy and cry when you are sad; Is to have the heart we want, it is not boring to repeat boring days, and it is not boring to do the same thing. As long as there is love in our hearts, we will be happy.

46, you are my dream, I learn to be confident and strong for you; You are my sunshine, and I walk out of the confusion of love for you; Dear, come to my side, let's go to eternity together!

47. I only exist for you, and I have true love in my heart. I just hope to wait for you as soon as possible. You are my dream, and the wine is strong. Love is like the sea in spring, summer, autumn and winter. My love only exists for you.

48. In those days, we walked quietly on the path in our hometown, and you bowed your head shyly. When the villagers saw us, they all praised you: Oh, it's so beautiful and clean! Also praised me: good boy, come out to release pigs at such a young age!

49. This is a lonely world, but I won't let you be lonely; This is a helpless world, but I won't let you be helpless; I will accompany you, love you, protect you and cherish you, because I love you!

50, firecrackers are deafening and will sing happily; Lanterns are hung high to light festivals; Spring Festival couplets are chapters, writing auspicious; Love spreads and tenderness is offered; Xiang long he chun, flying with love. Love you in this life, infatuation for thousands of years.

5 1, love or not may be a matter of time. Face it calmly, forget those days of vows of eternal love, and forget the warmth. It is difficult to go, not in the mountains, not in the water, and repeatedly care about human feelings!

52. If I don't hit you, you won't know that I am both civil and military.

53. Reject the transformer. Optimus Prime, a man with fine waist and bright eyes, has become a post-modern garbage. How can it not make people sad? I loved the past and refused the present.

54. When making money, every penny is hard. When spending money, hundred-dollar bills are fleeting. When you make money and spend money, you naturally enjoy it. I wish my dear friend that your wallet will always be bulging and it will be cool when you spend money!

55. You are the wind, I am the sand, and the sharp knife of happiness sticks to you; If you are in trouble, I will help you, and a beautiful bullet will be loaded; You drive the cattle, I herd the sheep, and the health leader shoots. Surrender: Smile.

56. It is difficult to make money. It depends on who you are. You are absolutely extraordinary. It is easy to spend money on the earth. No matter who you are, you just fall into reincarnation and seek selfish desires. I wish you a handsome world without money. Remember to send text messages from time to time!

57. I like people who are "half-hearted": they have love, confidence and responsibility for me; Talking creatively makes me "satisfied"!

58. I'm blind only because I took one more look at you in the crowd.

59. Do you want to make money? Want to make big money? Want to earn more and spend less? Well, I'll tell you quietly a good way to motivate people without spending money. Don't tell anyone. The solution is: sleep more and dream more.

60. It is not easy to make money. Not painstaking, but also sweat. Money is precious. No, Hua Cuo, it's all for nothing! I wish my friends practical when making money and smart when spending money!

6 1, this is your love letter: Hello, Yulan! I'm going to the Western Heaven on business with two other old bachelors, the Monkey King and Tang Priest, and I may not come back until three or five years later.

62. The most enjoyable way to make money: grab the lover of the leader, grab the rich mistress, and cheat the celebrity's honey. The happiest way to spend money: shopping is paid, consumption is guaranteed, and life depends on donations. I wish you happiness in making money and spending money.

63. Women are divided into married and unmarried, while men are divided into voluntary marriage and forced marriage.

Although I can't be a descendant of the rich, I must be an ancestor of the rich.

65. In winter, the bus is crowded with people standing. There is a big sister wearing a scarf in front. After circling around the neck, he threw it back and threw it around the neck of the person behind him. The elder sister looked back at the person behind her and said with a smile, "Hey, you are just like my scarf!" " "

66. One day. A farmer goes to Beijing by bus. Listen to the announcer, passengers, the next stop is Gongzhufen. If there are friends who get off, please move the back door of the car. "I heard the farmer shout," I'm going to the grave, I'm going to the grave. I almost missed my stop. " There was a sigh in the carriage-

67. I used to feel very happy when I was alone. Later, when I met you, I began to miss, care and suffer. Because I can't always be with you, but my love always exists.

68. Because love, love and sweet words will never be pale, a happy life will always be full of expectations, your heart will never change, and all your troubles will be abandoned outside of you and me!

69. Because I love you, I know; Understand because you know; Because I understand, I am patient; Because of forbearance, it is fulfilled! Because of love, I am willing to read you all my life. This feeling is meaningful and beautiful!

70, because of love, I began to sleep at night; Because of love, I began to be obsessed with love songs; Because of love, I began to become literary; Because of love, I started texting. I just want to tell you: I love you!

7 1, because I miss you, my fingers won't move; Because I love you, tears will not flow; Because I am looking forward to you, time will not go; Because I didn't dare to say it until I waited for you, and I have loved you for a long time!

72. Because there are flowers, the world is so fragrant; Because there is water, it is naturally cool; Because of love, life is so sunny; Because of you, I am happy, so I wander. I have you in this life, thank God, I have you in this life, and hope flies!

73. Because of you, it's different. Because of you in the dream, it becomes very sweet; Because I have you in my heart, I become very happy; Life is full of poetry because of you. It's good to have you!

74. Because of you, my sky will be broad; Because of you, my land will be far away; Because of you, my life is colorful; My world will be different because of you. I love you!

75, because of sincerity, so integrity; Because of honesty, it is simple; Because it is simple, it is easy; Because it is easy, it lasts; Because for a long time; So success. Career is like this, so is first love.

76. The Milky Way is a ditch, which makes meeting a bridge gentle. Love is a ditch, and sincerely build a bridge to hold hands. No matter how high the mountain is, the truth is divided; No matter how deep the ditch is, there is always a way to go. True love has no distance, and lovers are always together.

77, hidden pain, I took off the angel's wings, because I don't want to see you look so far, I endure the injury, because I don't want you to feel so empty, dear, I love you, I am willing to do it for you.

78, eternal love needs: heartache, you are jealous of me * * *; Stand up to hardships and insipid persistence; You must be loyal until death do us part; And the belief in holding your hand and growing old with your son.

79. You never know how much you love someone, and you won't know that you can't extricate yourself until you see her with another person. Many people love her, but only one person can accompany her home on a rainy night. Love is defended by action!

80. Fold a windmill with the spring wind, rotate in the warmth, support a small umbrella with the spring rain, nourish in the romance, take a photo with the spring eyes, hover in your world, bloom in April, love you, continue.

8 1, use you to measure time, all you have is the day, if you lose it, it will come to night; Use you to distinguish places. With you, it is heaven, without you, it will fall into hell. Dear, may we be together forever, and true love will remain unchanged.

82. Create a soul mate with sweetness, paint a bright future with happiness, look forward to your future life with happiness, and paint your love with beauty. I am glad to have your love in this hot season!

83. Write with warm eyes and draw your shy and innocent smile; Write down the words in a sweet tone and compose a happy life movement. Dear, I love you forever! Sunshine and wind and rain are inseparable!

84. Read the text messages attentively and express my affection everywhere. I miss you in the disaster and want to chase you without hesitation. I will love you until I die. I am full of courage to say I love you and tell you clearly that I love you.

85. Warm with affection, the sound of harps and flutes around the beam, the sound of love songs, the pride of the snow, the cold winter did not go with the ice, and the good news entered your heart early. I miss you, and in every piece of music, I sing the blessings of my life.

86. How much love can be repeated, how many people are willing to wait, how many short messages can be retransmitted, and how many words are nonsense? I just want to tell you that I have identified you in my life. Raise your mobile phone and surrender!

87. If you are cold, I will hold you in my arms; If you are worried, I will wipe away your tears; If you love me, I will broadcast it to the whole world … I just want to give you my true love.

88. There is a back garden in my heart, full of colorful flowers. I often visit there just to choose the most beautiful and fragrant one for you. Let it say to you on my behalf: I love you!

89. It is windy and naturally cool; When there is water, the stream sings; Flowers are fragrant only when they have leaves; There is a sea, and the world is vast; Life is full of sunshine with you. Baby, you are the sun in my heart!

90, single is the seed of spring, full of hope; Being single is the scorching sun in summer, full of enthusiasm and brilliance; Being single is a fallen leaf in autumn, free; Being single is a snowflake in winter, full of romance. After meeting you, I want to say goodbye to being single.

9 1, what is the fate of life? Everything in the world has the possibility of meeting, following and knowing each other, which is fate; What is a share? Only when there is fate can there be a share, and what stays around is called fate. So you and I are forever predestined friends.

92, a cry, two troubles and three hangs; Four surprises, five initial six shouts; Seven joys, eight joys and nine smiles; It's good that you are happy; Spoil you, do everything possible to be good to you, and never let me down; Piglet, I love you, you know?

93, a cup of coke, rising bubbles, let my fiery body burn, you dance the city's * * *, dazzling me, and the flowers that swing with you are always gorgeous in midsummer, dear, you are beautiful, and I love you very much.

94. To build a sweet and warm love dock, I only hope that you will stay in my eyes and don't miss my real pursuit. I would like to enjoy the happiness and troubles of life with you all my life, and happiness will never stop!

95. If there is an afterlife, I hope I can still be with you. But I don't want an afterlife, because I will love you wholeheartedly in this life. Love till death do us part, please accept it. I love you!

96. You asked me how much I love you, and my thoughts were expanding. You asked me how much I love you, and it's true that I care. Time goes by, and your face is in my heart. May we walk happily through this world of mortals.

97. The little arrow of love, which embodies my lifelong vows, shoots into your soft heart, and you are destined to be the only one in my life. Even if my life can be formatted, you will always be a touch of tenderness in my heart.

98. An eternal marriage is a thread. I weave a thread with silk and hemp. Free marriage depends on the elderly. I regard this old man as my father. A righteous friendship is a kind of wealth. I really don't cherish your knowledge. If you want to laugh, I will laugh more. What a wonderful world our world is. Hehe, I laughed first. Should we be harmonious?

99. A Facebook page sang the history of love, a fan painted a poem of love, a wave of ripples touched the sensibility of love, a little time experienced the encounter of love, a sky broadened the horizon of love, and a heartbeat made you touch love.

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