Text messages to make girls happy

1. I heard people say that a man has to climb three mountains to find a wife. Considering that you and I are so destined, can you please let me climb two less mountains so that I can catch you sooner? Waiting for your answer, if you agree, please reply: I agree, if not, please reply: I just agree. If you don't reply, I will assume that you agree unconditionally. 2. Man: Can I ask you a question? Which side do you like to sleep on when you sleep? Woman: Right, what’s wrong? Man: Then I will sleep on the left side from today on, leaving the right side for you. Woman: You... 3. I heard that your mobile phone does not have text messaging function, so I sent this text message as a test. If you receive a text message that is confirmed to have the SMS function and is mine, please reply: I have it, it’s yours! 4. Like is just a touch of love. Love is deep liking. I hope I don’t have to send you home in the future, but we can go back to our home together. 5. When I first saw you, I said to myself: You are the goal of my life. I want to pursue you and embrace you. I want to declare: I love you...RMB. 6. Life becomes uncomfortable without you. I hate that hateful third party for taking you away. Do you have a new relationship with him? I really want you to come back to me - wallet. 7. I am shy and have never dared to express my feelings to you, but today I finally mustered up the courage: When will you invite me to dinner? 8. I met you by chance, paid attention to you when we met twice, dated you three or four times, missed you all the time, 90% I should like you, I am absolutely sure that I love you. It takes a hundred years to cultivate to find true love, and a thousand years to perfect you and me. Are you willing to have everything ready? 9. You little devil, I was poisoned by your love but you refused to give me the antidote! Little bad guy! oh! I'm dying! Help me! The solution is simple: give me your love! 10. I am not perfect, but I am very real. In other words, I am not beautiful, but I am cool; I am not rich, but I am happy; I am not successful, but I am confident; I am not sentimental, but I know how to cherish. 11. Let me tell you a secret. Please look behind you first, then to the left, then to the right. Okay, okay, please don’t look around with your phone! 12. The new three obediences and four virtues: follow your wife when she goes out, obey your wife's orders, blindly obey your wife when she is wrong; wait until your wife puts on makeup, remember your wife's birthday, be willing to spend money, and endure beatings and scoldings. 13. It’s been a long time since I received your message, and I’m very distressed. I thought about dying. I cut my veins with potato chips, hit my head with tofu, jumped over a building with a parachute, and hung myself with noodles. But if I die, please treat me to a meal to support me to death. Forget it 14. Once upon a time, there was a girl named Joanina. She fell in love with a man named Shad, and they watched the stars together. When the meteor streaked across the sky, they named the meteor: Jonina Shad Star 15. I can't eat in the morning because I miss you, I can't eat at noon because I miss you even more, and I can't eat in the evening Eat because I miss you crazily. I can't sleep at night because... I'm hungry. 16. There is a conspicuous large wooden sign hanging on the back of a truck, which reads: "This vehicle has collided with other vehicles 20 times." , the results are: 17 wins, 2 draws, and only one slight loss. Please be careful!" 17. After your first swimming class, you said to the coach: "I wonder if this is the day? Are you here?” “Why?” “I really can’t drink anymore.” 18. Urgent reminder: There may be tornadoes in the near future. Be sure to carry two 10-kilogram dumbbells with you when you go out to avoid being swept into the west. . Those weighing less than 50 kg must double the weight. 19. Pigs can’t talk, they can only snort with their noses. Just like some girls, they always say: Hum! 20. I heard that your mobile phone does not have text messaging function, so I sent this text message as a test. If you receive a text message that is confirmed to have the SMS function and is mine, please reply: I have it, it’s yours! 21. A jet fighter flew roaring in the sky, and the bird was surprised when it saw it.

Bird: **, why does that bird fly so fast? Bird**: Try putting a fire on your butt! 22. Marrying a wife is really tiring. I wash my feet, rub my legs and beat my back, and then sleep with her on the bed after beating her. It seems that I hate the old society, and all my tears are filled with bitterness! 23. Just think about your feelings: no salt in cooking; apples not too sweet; drinking without cigarettes; forgetting to bring money while shopping. I will miss you when I have time, and I will find time to think about you when I have no time. If I really can’t find time, I will do nothing but miss you!