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What is your most unforgettable haircut experience?

Everyone has experienced a haircut. I think getting a haircut means letting people trample your head for free. Now, I will share with you the wonderful experience that happened to me.

I remember when I was in college, I went to have my hair cut because my hair grew very fast. I have been to the barber shop near the university, but I can't find the person who makes me feel "Jimmy". I just went to the gate of another university today, with the mentality of giving it a try. 5555555, the unforgettable experience began.

After I went in, I originally wanted the owner in the shop to be responsible for ironing my hair, because I wanted something fresh. Please applaud my spirit of trying with my own head. Then a newcomer motioned me to sit down directly. I sat down on the basis of mutual trust between people. I said perm, and then everyone will understand. The barber cut my waist-length straight black hair to shoulder-length, and then permed a 60-year-old aunt's curler ... and permed your hair like a golden lion. Where is my sense of hierarchy? When the wind blows, my hair becomes messy. Go back and fix it with mud. My classmates said it could be handled ... I'll get used to it after a long time.

My heart growled for a month ... I sent photos to my dad, and then I sent screenshots of my dad's criticism to my circle of friends, which became the hottest praise. All my friends agree with my father's criticism ... there are 10 thousand alpacas in my heart.

As a person with high myopia, every haircut is a gamble ... Let's just say that if I hadn't met that barber, I would be married now.

I always have long hair. 20 18 after washing my hair in winter, I really can't stand losing so much hair in winter. I went to the hair salon and wanted to cut my ears short. I also showed people photos of Yang Mi's new hairstyle. As a result, the stylist may be angry with my hairstyle. The shorter it is, the shorter it is than Chris Lee's hair and as ugly as a dog's bite.

When I look at myself in the mirror, I wonder if life at the moment is real. Have you ever heard the crackle in my heart? I think I almost had a heart attack. I managed to squeeze out a smile and gave it to 20 yuan, the front desk. After coming out of the hair salon, I ran like a street mouse. It was really ugly, and then I couldn't stand it. The next day or the third day, I thought it would be better to dye it. Yesterday, I went to another store a few hundred meters away from that store. Hahaha, these two stores have bosses.

I didn't expect it to be the same store. I am so desperate. I thought I would come here, so I dyed it. The boss also asked me, "Didn't you just have a perm yesterday?" I thought, "if you kill a thousand knives, I can come without burning me an explosion." I chose a dark blue and purple, that is, the color that only appears in the light. I thought it was cool to dye it, but people suddenly dyed it bright red for me. The kind of red dyed by aunts is a bit like burgundy. It costs 300 yuan to dye this bird. I am like a turkey about to fly. How can I shout in the crowd? Too explosive. After that, my mother didn't want to take me shopping. Really, I think I pissed off these hairdressers in my last life. They organized a group to help me clean up.

Another time I went to cut air bangs, because air bangs are popular in Korea, so I have to follow the fashion. When I arrived at a store, the decoration was very pretentious. I thought to myself, Jimmy must have cut such a big show. Ha, ha, ha. Reality spilled on my heart like dog blood. I want to cut air bangs. What about my bangs? Where is Liu Hai? Give me back my bangs. It took me six months to get my bangs back.

I can't spit it out now. I just want to say, "Barber, can you grow snacks?" Anyway, I dare not cut my hair easily now. Every time you have a haircut, you have to digest it for half a year before you can accept yourself again. Am I easy? I ...