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80% of the unhappiness in the world can be solved by eating, and the remaining 20% must have you.
As soon as the town finds out that I am in a bad mood, it will buy me something to eat. I think he may want to make up for his guilt of not being with me with food. Some people say that 80% of the unhappiness in the world can be solved by eating, and the remaining 20% can only be solved by owning you.
I am unhappy that he bought me food, especially because I think it is a kind of compensation, but I also know that I am even more unhappy that he doesn't buy me food. Two people are not in the same city, how to express their concern for each other? Is it a phone call and a gift? I can't think of anything else A man who is willing to spend money for you does not necessarily love you; But if a man really loves you, he will be willing to spend money on you.
"Why are you so tired from talking?" Asked the town.
"I am in a bad mood." I answered.
"Sick?" He asked again.
"No" I'll answer it again.
"Too tired to do experiments?"
"No."
"Oh, that's the third one?"
"hmm."
It will rain when you are not around; When you are not around, it will be sad to see couples holding hands; You're not around, and suddenly you feel so sad.
Long-distance love is really painful, just like two people in a bottle. They can see and hear each other, but they can't touch each other. Tired, without broad shoulders; Cold, no warm embrace. Cry, no one wipes tears, laughs, and no one talks to you. Time passes through the silencer, and there is not much noise in crying and laughing.
I kept sighing when I called the town at night. The town asked, "Why do you always sigh?"
I replied, "Because I always want to sigh." Then I joked with him and said, "Why don't you call it a sigh?"
"Why should I call it a sigh, such a strange name?" He wants to know.
"Because I always want to sigh!"
"Oh, I see." He suddenly realized.
"If you call it a sigh, isn't it very happy?" I said.
"My name is Shu, so what's your name?"
"My name is Shu," I said casually. On second thought, I think it's wrong. I changed my mind and said, "My name is Rest in Peace."
"I don't want to rest in peace." I can imagine that small town with black lines all over its face.
I was in a bad mood at the weekend and stayed in bed all morning.
Cheng Xiao sent me a short message, and I replied to him as usual, but it didn't work. The original mobile phone stopped due to arrears. I wanted to pay the phone bill, but I stopped when I opened it. Suddenly I want to see who will be the first person to find me stop. It should be a small town. I guess he will find that I have stopped, and then help me to charge the phone bill and call me.
But from morning to afternoon, from afternoon to evening, no one helped me charge the phone bill, and Zhongzhen sent me another short message. I began to blame him in my mind. I don't even know to call when I send a text message. I was silent for a while and felt it was not worth it. He doesn't even know I'm angry. Then it occurred to me that one day I didn't reply to his message. I was afraid he was worried, so I charged the phone bill and sent him a message back.
He immediately replied: You haven't returned my text messages all day. Are you watching a TV series? He knows that I like watching TV plays on weekends. At first glance, I seem to have forgotten everything. He didn't seem to be worried about what happened to me before replying to the text message.
I'm completely different. If the two of us suddenly cut off the phone and he doesn't call back within five minutes, I wonder if he was hijacked on the road, fell into the lake while walking, and was hit by a car when crossing the road. In short, I can imagine all kinds of accidents, always worried about losing him, and I will call him soon without texting. I think maybe this is the difference between boys and girls.
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