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What street tricks do you know?

I know more than ten kinds of street deception, and here are three very interesting and common ~

First, the final stage

I still remember that in the early years, on the overpass, there were always some people sitting neatly in a Mazar-e. When people with good deeds passed by, they would ask what had happened, but the other party always revealed their "mess" for them in no hurry and threatened to give them a lot of money to thank them. At this time, there will always be more and more people around. Of course, in addition to onlookers, there will be three or five "child care" with tacit understanding. While preaching the endgame, they marveled at the huge sum of money, so they had a person who was not willing to be "ordinary". First, he played chess according to the normal mode of thinking. Some people even rejoiced at his "diamond cut diamond", but in fact it was a mystery of "endgame". So most people will spend money to clean up this mess. Of course, I met winners when I was a child. The "endgame" is not blushing and thick-necked, but expressing a kind of respect for each other, so if the "endgame" is a kind of street deception, it should also belong to a more advanced one.

Second, the funerary wares

When it comes to funerary wares, everyone may turn to their mother. In fact, I don't need to tell you another name, "Ming". You can guess. Yes, it belongs to the dead. In the early years, a certain number of people died with some fake things, and then squatted in the corner wrapped in dirty cloth waiting for rabbits. Of course, it's not all fake. They occasionally mix a handful of real things in a pile of things, depending on whether you have that vision. I still remember that there were many such people when they were tanning at that time, and a few people "shopped for goods" and liked it. It is very cheap. I have to say here that there is a rule in the antique industry that it must belong to Wen Er, that is, no matter whether it is true or not, as long as it is bought, it has nothing to do with the victim. Even if it is worth hundreds of millions in your hands, my family will not come back. Therefore, "Taobao" people like such "dealers", because they can see which of these people really have goods in their hands and are in a hurry. Finally, I would like to add that it has been more than ten years, and now the overpasses are clean. Just talk about Le Er, don't really study everywhere in the dark ~

Third, replace trees with flowers.

The reason why it is called substitute grafting is to cheat money by various means. There are "hummingbirds" among the elderly, and they have been "substitute grafting" for several years. If some students are curious about "bee slows", go to Du Niang to search Degang Guo's stand-up comedy "bee slows" and listen to it. Although what he said was very general, he really meant it. As for the "substitute grafting" here, it is more like a kind of magic. For example, someone will call you and show you his spool or container, and then he will put money in it to make two, and then you put a few dollars in it with a grain of salt, and then a "miracle" will happen. After a short minute, your money will double, and then your greed will double. One miracle after another doubles your satisfaction, so wonderful things happen at this time. When the master of body double saw you in a sexual position, he immediately said that he had something to go home for a while, but you didn't want to discuss "changing" it, and even said to buy a "cornucopia". The owner was reluctant to part with it, and finally sold the cornucopia at a high price. When you wait obediently for three days, your old blood will gush out at the moment when the pot is opened, because the things in that broken bucket were replaced as early as when he expressed reluctance, and what is heavy inside is only your "wishful thinking". Of course, this is also a kind of play between the elderly. Didn't a sketch still borrow this? As for curious children, just flip through Du Niang. Don't smear yourself ~