Interesting news!

1, Amitabha! Donor: The underwear you are wearing today is not in good color. Please take it off immediately and throw it into the toilet to ensure safety! Very good, very good!

When I first met you, my heart was like boiled red wine, with a faint excitement. Life without you is like French fries without ketchup. I hope you can understand my heart.

This is a magical message. Starting from your 30th birthday, you can live a long life by reading on time at 0: 00 every night! See the 25550th time and it will take effect!

Let me ask you a riddle. All the pigs in the world are dead. Guess the title of the song. Forget it. Haha, at least you.

Meeting you is the beginning of my temptation, and falling in love with you is my beautiful choice. Having you is my most precious wealth. The person I care about most is you. Sorry: sent to the wrong person!

When I first met you, I said to myself: You are my goal in this life, I want to pursue you, I want to hug you, and I need you. I want to announce: I love you … RMB!

7. People are getting more and more stiff, their faces are getting more and more yellow, they are as white as soy milk, and their lips are like brown sugar; So far, I haven't met anyone, but I must pretend to be strong. When I meet a beautiful girl, I look like a wolf. I'm still like that when I meet my buddies.

8. Frankly speaking, I like you very much. I am fascinated by your eyes, the way you walk, the way you are happy, the cuteness of your coquetry, and even the way you sleep! But what annoys me most is that you don't catch mice and you keep losing your hair!

9. Now please touch your face and look at the mirror with a smile. If your skin color is pink, your face is soft, which means you are healthy. Ok, this lecture on pig raising is over.