Lantern Festival blessing funny SMS

1, the Lantern Festival is here! Dear friend, I miss you, just like this Lantern Festival, stuffed round, cooked in a pot, put in a bowl and put in your mouth. Oh, that's so sweet. 2. Those who accept my blessing will never be fired; People who study will prosper; People who store will love sweetness; People who delete will be lucky again and again; The salary of the person who forwarded it skyrocketed! Happy Lantern Festival! Dear, I'll tell you a secret: I was attracted to you the first time I saw you, with dark hair, bright eyes, prominent sexy lips and beautiful figure. Ah! My German black shell. Happy Lantern Festival. 4. I sincerely wish you good luck every year, and your financial resources are rolling in. In your dreams, you smile like a flower, everything goes well, you are lucky every day, charming and gorgeous, and you are shocked again and again. Happy Lantern Festival. When I have the right, let the Forbidden City be your bedroom, Shenzhou VI be your special plane, China Grand Theatre be your karaoke room, and Hangzhou West Lake be your swimming pool. Isn't that interesting? Happy Lantern Festival! 6. I like your softness, your crispness, your stickiness and your round head. Haha, because you are glutinous rice balls, I wish you a happy Lantern Festival! 7. I won't miss you because of the change of seasons, nor will I forget you because of the passage of time. How are you doing in the zoo? Does the tiger still bully you? Do monkeys still laugh at you? Are you used to reading text messages with your little front paws? Happy Lantern Festival! 8. Miss you! Do you know why I miss you? Because I like you! Do you know why I like you? Because you smell. Do you know what you smell? Because you are glutinous rice balls, happy Lantern Festival! 9. If a drop of water represents a post, I will send you the whole East China Sea, if a star represents a miss, I will send you a galaxy, and if a spoonful of honey represents a blessing, I will send you a hornet's nest at the Lantern Festival! 10, you are stuffing and I am noodles, it is better to be a big lantern festival; You are a lamp and I am a piece of paper. It's better to have a big lantern. You love me, I want to celebrate the festival! Happy lantern! The stars and the moon are burning in the sky, and there are two Yuanxiao on earth. 1 1, after the new year, people are tired of running, money is spent, heart hurts, text messages are less, no one cares, the field is over, go to work honestly, fortunately, I wish you a happy Lantern Festival! Do you know how much I like you? Round pink face, grinning so sweetly. I really want to kiss your face hard and let you blend into my body. Ah! Sweet Lantern Festival. 13, on the fifteenth day of the first month, you must remember to go out to see the moon, and remember to bring your bow and sword and shout at the moon: Chang 'e, come down and eat Yuanxiao! Maybe Chang 'e mm will really fly to your arms! 14, my Lantern Festival message, the people who received it were proud of the spring breeze, the people who watched it worked smoothly, the people who saved it were sweet, the people who forwarded it were booming, and the people who deleted it were lucky. I wish you a happy Lantern Festival! 15, send a short message with a dime, and return it with a dime, which adds up to a lot of cents. When the new year comes, I will bear the pain and give you another dime! I wish you a happy Lantern Festival! It's you, for others, I'm broke! 16, load a car with happiness, peace will clear the way for you, and happiness will embrace you. The winter has passed, let the warmth take care of you, and this Lantern Festival, you are waiting to be beaten! Happy Lantern Festival. 17, when the Lantern Festival arrived, the State Council issued five bans: no pretending to be busy and ignoring me, no forgetting me when you have money, no helping me when you are in trouble, no calling me to dinner, and no thinking of me when you are free! Happy Lantern Festival. 18, Teng, feet shaking, buying old pork to sacrifice to the gods, eating pork to prolong life, reading text messages-I wish Yuanxiao delicious and happy work! 19, the moon today is like the Lantern Festival. I ate half and gave you the rest. It's full of chocolate. Do you like it? 20. Don't forget to eat Yuanxiao on Lantern Festival. Eat one good luck, two happiness forever, three family reunions and four ... eat as much as possible! 2 1, I hope your life is sweeter than Yuanxiao stuffing, your skin is watery than Yuanxiao skin, and people look better than Yuanxiao lanterns. 22, imperial edict: Feng Tianyun, the emperor called: Because you owed me 30 cents last year, you are not allowed to shit for three days, and you are not allowed to take paper when you shit, just take three feet of paper until you die! Respect this. Take the paper. 23, the forehead is round and delicate, the appearance is white, the affectionate and implicit heart is as sweet as honey, and the skin is so beautiful that it is red and green all over the body. That tenderness and sweetness fascinates me. I will kiss you and eat you for fifteen nights! Relax, I said Yuanxiao! Happy Lantern Festival! 24. I will do anything for you: chop down trees with WU GANG, run naked on the moon and dance on Mars. If you invite me to dinner, I will perform for you today ... and eat Yuanxiao. 25. Once, there was a bowl of sweet glutinous rice balls in front of me. I didn't cherish it. When I lost it, I regretted it The most painful thing between my tongue and my teeth is this-Lantern Festival. Did you eat dumplings? According to FY-3 satellite measurement, a comet will hit the earth during the Lantern Festival. The landing site is your bed. In order to prevent accidents, please fart with your ass up while sleeping, and change the landing point of objects with gas. Wish you success! 20 1 1 The latest wonderful message for the Lantern Festival is from the full moon to the fifteenth. I love you and sympathize with you. I often worry about you. Jiaozi is very sticky tonight. When can we get together again? I was pitying the flaming tree, Qian Chunyan, when suddenly I saw the clear light reflected from the moon. There was still water when I went out to sea, and my sleeves were all cold. Candles don't interfere with shadows in the air, and the moon makes me dizzy. I'll just borrow it for the time being. I have to entertain myself when I come at night. I wish you: Spring breeze, spring rain and spring are always there, so have a good month and a good year! Happy Lantern Festival, Iraqis are beautiful among the flowers! Happy Lantern Festival! Everything is fine! Happy family! Rich! Congratulations on getting rich! Make a Lantern Festival for you! With so much money, I'll make you a Lantern Festival! Slippery, sweet and sticky give you a feeling! I am busy! Lantern Festival is coming, which is a good time. I wish you a spring breeze, a spring rain and a good year! Live up to the glory days. Spring nights are shorter, and Simenwu is longer. I haven't seen each other on New Year's Eve, I haven't been invited to have a midnight snack or had morning tea, and I haven't been in contact before and after the holiday. There is no chance to meet and reunite for the time being. I didn't know I was a guest in my dream. I miss my dream infinitely. Tour the world three times. Who will celebrate the Lantern Festival with me? Jade boundary is 30 thousand hectares, give me a boat. Water is the homesickness of the mountain, clouds are the sustenance of the sky, the wind whispers at night, and I sing at your window: family reunion. The first month is the first month of the lunar calendar. The ancients called the night "Xiao", so they called the fifteenth day of the first month the Lantern Festival. The fifteenth day of the first month is the night of the first full moon in a year and the beginning of the Yuan Dynasty. On the night of Spring Festival, people celebrate this festival and the continuation of the Spring Festival. Lantern Festival is also called "Shangyuan Festival". The moon, Lantern Festival, set off your laughter, the fifteenth day of the first month echoed with your songs, and the Spring Festival of the Year of the Dog was filled with your excitement. At this time, my heart has already fallen in love with your beauty. Full moon snack, it's colder without spending five degrees. Chang 'e is lonely, Jade Rabbit is lucky! Ten thousand horses run to the moon! Family reunion! Everything is lucky! Celebrate the festival! Look at the lantern happily! Look good, put on old clothes! You're the one who gave you a gift in the snow. What happened to the genius? The forehead is round and delicate, the appearance is white, the affectionate and implicit heart is as sweet as honey, and the skin is red and green. That tenderness and sweetness fascinates me. I kiss you and eat you for fifteen nights. You are round, I am round, things are round, and people are round. The sky is round and the earth is round. May everyone have a good dream on this Lantern Festival. The wind is raining, the snow is cold, the flowers are colorful, and the Lantern Festival sends acacia, willing to come and go. May every group of friends and relatives have a "round" dream. You are the most "gorgeous" in the group of lanterns, sending acacia on the Lantern Festival and spending a good month reuniting people. Send lovesickness and wishes, and make online love "round".

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