Girls who chase me in the morning, please send text messages and jokes. Or what can make her happy.

1. The chimpanzee accidentally stepped on the stool pulled by the gibbon. After the gibbon cleaned it gently and carefully, they fell in love. When asked how they got together, the chimpanzee said with emotion: ape dung! It's all ape shit!

2. I am a bean. I fell down and was very discouraged. What can make me stand up again? The answer is-you. There is such a thing as "pig encouraging beans".

On the birthday of the giant panda, someone asked him what his wishes were. The giant panda said: I have two wishes in my life. One is to find a Chinese doctor to get rid of my dark circles, and the other is to take a color photo. . . . . . .

Good morning! The early bird catches the worm. How many did it catch today?

I remember a MM answered me like this: the early worm was eaten by the bird, hehe, I am more like a worm.

Answer: la la la. The late bird catches the worm. I eat, I eat, I eat. Wow, what a big beauty bug! Just right, full. Stay for lunch.

Warm greetings: Are you busy? Nothing, I just want to tell you that I miss you in a way that doesn't bother you. I hope that when you receive my message, you will have a smile on your lips and let your friends around you know that you are happy.

Listen, I want to chase you! I thought you were! It is you that I have been looking for! I will seize this opportunity! I must catch up with you!

7 The advantage of texting is that you can say things that you usually dare not say in person, even if it is so sour and spiteful, girls like sweet talk and care about others:

If one day, you feel tired, as long as you turn around, my blessing will be by your side, no matter how far away, no matter how many years, this blessing will turn into a blue star, flashing in the morning, flashing in the sunset, flashing in every inch of your life. Know what I'm doing? Give you five choices: A: I miss you, B: I miss you very much, C: I miss you very much, D: I can't live without you, E: All of the above.