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A proverb between husband and wife

1. On the road to success, the husband always gets encouragement and help from his wife-(Toro Dewar)

2. A good wife and husband

Don't look at your wife at home, look at your clothes.

4. Where there is a weak husband, there is a fierce wife (UK)

5, life is the same, so is death (Wang Qingshizhen)

6, the same silk and lotus root, not the same.

7. Love in life is priceless.

8, don't husband and wife, as long as the husband and wife discuss.

9. Yin Jingtai's predecessors are like jade, and the oriole pillow language is like a flower.

10, if he loves you, you still need to love him.

1 1. At least one couple is a fool (Fielding)

12, husband and wife make up and grow old together.

13, a good wife is at home, and a man is not a sudden misfortune.

14, young couples are as sweet as honey.

15. In life, a wife is a lover in youth, a companion in middle age and a guardian in old age (Bacon)

16, once a day, the husband and wife are grateful for a hundred days, and the husband and wife ocean deep for a hundred days.

17, a good housewife is the head of the family (Hungary)

18, Harmony is a solemn spouse who combines love and hate (romain rolland)

19, the hen Chen Sijia is not prosperous (UK)

20, a bed can't say two words.

2 1, the wife is in charge of the man, and the jar is full of gold and silver.

22. A good wife and a good husband have few disasters.

23. The words on the pillow are like honeypots. Believe half if you don't listen.

24. The husband is the last person to know his dirty laundry.

25. A good wife and health are a man's wealth (UK)

My husband and his achievements are my treasures (Fu Ji 'an's wife).

27. The infatuated woman is heartbroken

28. Harmony between husband and wife is the blessing of the whole family (Soviet Union)

29, life is the same, death is the same point.

30. The meekest husband will make the most bossy wife (I. disraeli)

3 1, the wife is not virtuous and unlucky for a hundred years (Japan)

32, the right person, people like it, and then find some ruthless flowers and birds are also infatuated (Sheng).

33, the hero sad Niangziguan

34. Husband and wife can't understand each other because they belong to different sexes-(Dix)

35. Yuanyang is affectionate, rainy and windy (Lan Shu, Qing Ji)

36. Like a husband, like a wife (tennyson)

A virtuous woman is her husband's crown.

38. A virtuous woman makes her husband expensive, while a wicked woman makes her husband lose money.

39. Husband and wife are United, and loess becomes gold.

40. Keep your eyes wide open before marriage and half open after marriage (Franklin)

4 1, housewives are the backbone of the family (Japan)

42. Fame comes from boudoir.

43. Love between husband and wife is based on mutual respect (I Fenton)

44. Young couples always come to accompany them

45. Some men in the world show the greatest affection, courtesy and good qualities to all women except one (Europe).

46. Who has a bad woman whose hair turns gray early (Turkey)

47. Only a blind wife and a deaf husband can have a happy marriage-(Montaigne)

48, husband and wife are birds in the same forest, and they must fly when they are in trouble.

49. The more women look in the mirror, the less they care about housework (UK).

50. I am single-minded and poor, and I can't cast enough paint and glue (King Tang Luobin)

5 1, knowing the cold and knowing the heat are husband and wife.

52. Fried leeks in clear oil are popular.

53. The broken string can last, but the heart is the hardest to stay.

54, want to be hot is fire, want to kiss is a couple.

55, tell on the pillow, just say it.

Funny things between husband and wife

The funny thing between husband and wife 1, I am pregnant for 6 months, and the book says that the baby likes to listen to his father's voice, and his father should chat with him more. As soon as I told my husband, he immediately made up his mind to tell the baby a story every day.

On the first night when he went to bed, he told an ugly duckling gracefully, and the next day he told Snow White.

On the third day, I lay in bed and waited for my husband to continue telling the children. My husband scratched his head for a long time and gently said to my stomach, son, review the story told two days ago!

My wife peeled a banana and fed it to me. As soon as she opened her mouth, she stuffed the whole banana into my mouth with lightning speed. . .

I asked her angrily why.

She said: I just want to tell you that this is uncomfortable! uncomfortable

Husband and daughter-in-law sleep in bed. He saw his daughter-in-law lose a hair, so he picked it up and put it on himself. Daughter-in-law said: Why are you pulling my hair? Husband said: pretend you interrogate me and ask me where this hair came from!

She said seriously: Tell me honestly, where did this hair come from?

The husband said calmly, on the pig. .

Chatting with my wife's girlfriend, my wife's girlfriend suddenly said that her husband was not at home tonight and the light at home was broken. Can you help me?

Just when my wife called and said she wouldn't come back after working overtime at night, I rushed to my best friend's house and found my wife waiting for me with a rolling pin.

My wife helped me squeeze toothpaste today. I asked her: How did you remember to squeeze toothpaste for me today?

Wife: It's too crowded today. Unfortunately, I dropped the sink and blew it up with your toothbrush.

Disgusting love words between husband and wife

1. Loving you is like breathing. Teach me how to stop.

2. Love is like a cup of boiled water. Sugar is sweet, salt is salty, vinegar is sour, coffee is bitter and pepper is spicy. What's the smell of your love? Come and make a drink!

3. Love is two of a kind's hand in hand, a caring kiss, a sincere heart, a lifelong companion, and a red line that connects your love with mine. Let love stay with you and stay with you forever.

4. Love story, love is how much you know, how much you tolerate, and how much you return. Love is fate and the transmission of fate, and love is a lifelong commitment. The convergence of Buddha and spirit has created a lifelong hand in hand.

5. Love is like a glass of red wine, sweet and refreshing, lasting for a long time. Love is like a cup of spirit Erguotou. Drink it and you'll have it. Love is like a glass of beer, cool and lingering. With these three wines, your love will always be sweet and sour.

6. Love is always like this. You work hard when you pursue it, don't cherish it after you have it, and regret it after you lose it. Once the damage is done, it is difficult to erase it. Remember, not all love is indestructible, and not all love can stand the test again and again. Friend, may you cherish it!

7. It must be: I love you endlessly, this is my confession; I don't kiss you enough, this is my wish; I'm too good to you. This is necessary.

I don't know how to love you. Looking at you is my only way.

9. I don't want to wake up, the desk lamp is projected on the wall, and only I am lonely.

10. You are not allowed to stay up late. You are tired of staying up late, understand? I feel pain when you are tired.

1 1. You are not allowed to bear your own grief. Is my shoulder an arrangement?

12. You are not allowed to be happy until I make breakfast and bring it to you.

13. You are not allowed to be the happiest person in the world, because I am the happiest with you.

14. Come to me when you make up your mind.

15. Being with you is just that I don't want to give anyone a chance!

16. Take care of the children, I just want to kiss you.

17. Wife, thank you for your hard work. You gave birth to such a lovely baby.

18. Don't be greedy in love, only warm fire can stew rotten vegetables; Don't be afraid of failure in love. If it is a big event, start all over again. Love doesn't need to be bad, but true love comes from the heart. I wish you find true love soon! In fact, Dou E didn't die unjustly, but the heavy snow in June froze her to death. In fact, the sea is not dry, but the ant hole at the bottom of the river swallows water droplets. Actually, I don't love you either. It's just a text message asking me to say so. So, you know!

19. You are my priceless world, and I will never give up on you.

20. You will never see me when I love you the most, because I love you the most only when I can't see you.

2 1. Dear, having your company in this life is like the sun shining on the earth, which makes me feel warm and happy.

22. In this world, love is holding, Lu Yu is holding, hearts are connected, feelings follow you, you are brave, persistent, love remains unchanged, and you care more, persistent and unswerving. It's you. It's fate. Have a happy marriage and work hard to be happy. Less words, no less reason, mental memory, and love.

23. If I meet you, I will hold you tightly.

24. Part I: Autumn is sweet and autumn is sweet. Part II: Love is sweet and happy. Horizontal batch: melon is sweet and happy. Friends are in this harvest season, come and pick a sweet love!

25. I am still in the same place, waiting for you to come back.

26. I want to be you, see what you see and love what you love.

I think I will still love you as much as I do now in fifty years.

28. I have always had you in my heart, but the proportion has changed.

29. I insist on your value.

30. No matter how long it takes, as long as you are in my heart, it is very sweet.

3 1. Happiness is that I love you and then you fall in love with me.

The world is more cheerful because of you, the society is more peaceful because of you, and I am happier because of you.

33. Sometimes love is persistence, sometimes love is letting go, sometimes love is sucrose, sometimes love is poison, sometimes love is dependence, and sometimes love is a shackle. It is precisely because of this constant change that love is colorful and lasts forever!

34. Sometimes I really want to kill you. What about other times? Other times, I want to love you forever.

35. Four friends have been wanting to see you, and they have brought you rich gifts: Cupid will give you an arrow of love, Yue Lao will give you a red line of true love, the matchmaker will give you a handkerchief for your lover, and the matchmaker will give you a photo of the girl. Gifts are precious, so be careful to collect them!

The art of communication between husband and wife: husband and wife move people with emotion

The art of communication between husband and wife: couples are the most ruthless since ancient times. Facing the seven-year itch, aesthetic fatigue and the temptation of the world of flowers and flowers, it is a matter to discuss with Zicheng whether he can live and die. Holding your hand and growing old with your son test everyone's wisdom and feelings.

One sentence makes people laugh.

At the beginning of the Yuan Dynasty, there was a female painter named Guan Daosheng, who was very talented and almost equal to her husband Zhao Mengfu. Zhao Meng employed a prosperous career, from an official to a bachelor's degree in the Imperial Academy. But once he succeeded, he became proud. He thought that his colleagues were not three wives and four concubines, only he was still guarding a flower. So he wanted to marry a concubine, but he was worried about Guan Daosheng's dissatisfaction. He wrote a song to test Guan Daosheng and see what she thought of his concubinage.

I am a bachelor and you are a wife. Don't you see that Wang has a peach leaf and a peach root, and Su has a cloud? It's not too much for me to marry more Wu Ji and Yue Nv. You are over forty years old, so occupy Yutangchun! It means that now that I have a bachelor's degree, you can see that neither Wang nor Su had one or two concubines. You are my first wife now, but you are over 40 years old and I am in the prime of life. Is it too much to take a few concubines?

Guan Daosheng felt sad when he saw it. He thought you said I wouldn't get married. Now that my years are gone, you like the new and hate the old. But Guan Daosheng is not an ordinary woman. She loves her husband and she doesn't want to share his love with other women. In order to save her husband's heart, she decided to impress him with her deep affection. So she also wrote a song to express her opinion: you are affectionate, affectionate and hot! Twist a piece of mud, be a you, be a me, break the two of us together, reconcile with water, twist another you, be another me, there is you in the mud and me in the mud; Born like you, died like you.

This song is gentle and euphemistic, comparing herself and her husband to clay figurines. You have me and I have you. The mutual affection between husband and wife for so many years has gone deep into the bone marrow and is inseparable, vividly expressing Guan Daosheng's loyalty to love. There is neither resentment nor begging for mercy in the song, but she touched her husband's heart with her deep affection. After reading this song, Zhao Mengpin was deeply moved and remembered the deep friendship between husband and wife, and never mentioned concubinage again.

Guan Daosheng is a brilliant and intelligent woman. She knows very well that if she makes a scene and doesn't allow her husband to take concubinage, even if her husband gives up concubinage, there will always be bad feelings in her heart, and the feelings between husband and wife can't be restored to their original sweetness. Therefore, she used this word to write her loyalty and affection for her husband, and saved her husband's heart with her wisdom.

Jump in one word.

On the weekend night, the wife cooked a meal and waited for her husband to come back, and there was a burst of lively laughter from the neighbors. The wife feels more lonely. It's late at night, and she still hasn't seen her husband come back. It suddenly occurred to her what a good sister told her the other day. She said to her: Last weekend night, I saw your husband shopping with a young woman. You should watch your husband!

So she immediately called her husband, and no one answered! Call again. It's turned off. The wife is very unhappy. She couldn't stand her husband's infidelity any longer, so she left a few words for her husband who came home late or didn't: I knew you were itchy again tonight. Dead mice don't feel cold. You're hopeless. You can't live like this. You are relaxed and happy outside, leaving me alone. If I had known, I might as well go back to my parents' house and stay in this stupid house. I solemnly warn you: if you do this again, I will tell your parents that I don't believe it. I can't cure your problem, and neither can others. Then, I went to bed with tears on my sleeping wife's face.

The husband came back very late and found his wife asleep and tears on his face. He felt guilty and sorry for his wife, and secretly decided not to entangle with women outside. When he wanted to sleep, he saw the message left by his wife. He thought that his wife must have missed his sweet words, so he quickly took it and read it. Slowly, my husband's face became more and more ugly. He left the room, went to the living room, dialed the phone of the woman, put on his coat and walked out of the house.

There was a rift in the relationship between husband and wife, and the husband came home late. His wife hoped that he would go home early, and even more hoped that he would change his mind. However, the wife's message is full of resentment and blame. Such sharp words will not only fail to achieve the expected effect, but will make her husband even more disgusted and make her go further and further on the road of betrayal.

guide to action

The softest things are often the sharpest, such as feelings in the world. When there is a crisis in the relationship between husband and wife, what can best resolve the crisis is emotion, and of course wisdom.

When there is a crisis in feelings, whether you can face it calmly and put yourself in the other's shoes has become the most critical issue. Smart people will take the following measures: (1) Wait and see. Whenever there is an emotional crisis, the most important thing is to calm down. Breaking the sand pot will lead to more serious situation. To give each other room to think, we should treat them with a generous attitude: husband and wife do not mean that they will break up. If they keep fighting or fighting because of something, it will only lead to a result that neither side wants.

(2) Throw a brick to attract jade. It is common for couples to quarrel in life, which is often caused by external factors, including stress, work mood, money and so on. And examples of successfully resolving contradictions are not uncommon. We might as well learn from other people's experience, list other people's good ideas and some bad examples, and let them know themselves again.

(3) Knock and drum. When you really find out what's wrong with the other party, it's even more important to deal with it coldly, because there are many complicated factors to consider. Maybe it's just a big misunderstanding, or it may be the other party's impulse. If handled well, we can not only save each other's dignity, but also save a complete home. At this time, you can't make a scene with each other. You can choose to have a serious talk with each other's parents and friends with good feelings, so as to achieve the best results and the other party can truly appreciate your tolerance and generosity.