Practical invitation skills: how to invite the goddess by SMS

There are many ways and methods of invitation. But there are not many practical invitation skills. Recently, I found a practical invitation skill to teach you how to invite the goddess by SMS. Interested friends can come and have a look! Learn at once!

Sms invitation

Invitation message

I picked up my mobile phone and sent a text message saying, Oh, I slipped in Qihe River and almost drowned. Fortunately, there was a boat next to me, so I stripped it, but the couple on the boat scared me to almost capsize (our boat here is not heavy in Xiao Qing). It seems that I have to eat more, and now I can't even get off a boat. And send it to thirteen people. In fact, I fucking replied, and then I chatted by SMS, distressed by the phone bill, alas!

Then I made an appointment with two people to stagger the time to go out to play. The woman in Momo called me after reading the text message. My sister talked for 94 minutes. 50 yuan's phone bill was owed immediately, or because of the phone bill. Thank the mobile company for hanging me up in time. Then QQ asked her to come the next morning.

After that, I continued to play in the Internet cafe and (suddenly found myself too cheap) went out to see my sister at the appointed point. The next morning, I shamefully overslept and my cell phone was silent. I'm sorry that my sister came to me by car for four hours. When I woke up at one o'clock in the afternoon, my sister went home. I called her and used her identity as the author of Nanyang Xiaohai to cover up the story that she was too tired to write at night.

The next morning, I sent a text message saying that the logistics is too slow now, and the wallet I bought will arrive in four or five days. She said that she wanted to see the appearance of the wallet, so I unfolded it, revealing the price of the wallet with a national unified price of more than 2,000. {Allow me to make a small pretense} Call me again after one o'clock the next afternoon and want to come again. It was May 29th, and I was scheduled to return to Anyang on June 1. I said I'm going to Anyang on the 1st, so it's closer for you to visit me in Anyang. He said no, either she would come to me or she would pick me up when I went to Anyang on the 30th.

I repeated it several times, so I had to say, come on, and then I called a merchant bank to let her come and swim the next day.

At that time, I was recuperating in my hometown and chatting with a girl on Momo for a while. She asked me to add her QQ, so I changed it. After being injured for a while, I went home and had dinner with my brother in an ice cream shop.

Invitation skill

Invitation skill

The style is quite tall, so I took a photo and sent it to QQ. There's another stranger. The girl said in the QQ comment at that time: it looks good, I want to eat. Why did she only come for one thing? Anyway, the city where I live is not well developed, and there are always many people who have never seen the world. Just show the value.

I said, come here, just as the store just opened. Then I talked about her number in private. Some people also commented on Momo that the location of this store is a bit off, so there are not many people eating.

A lady nearby asked me where this was, and I replied: North of the square. She replied: I happened to be shopping in the square. I'll try it later. Then I chatted with her privately in Momo, and finally told her to come over now. Ask for the phone number. {For those girls who want to date but don't comment on you, use the second text message}

This is an invitation process. As for the woman I mentioned first, it's far from me, and it takes four hours by bus. Two days later, she posted a photo on QQ. She kept talking, but she still didn't say the specific time. After an hour, I played with my good friends in the Internet cafe. It was too hot in the north, and I was sweating all over my face after going out for half an hour. {These are all operations that can be copied}