I want fun text messages about pigs, thank you

1: The north wind has started to blow again. You are always so careless. Every time you ask me to remind you to wear more clothes, but you always answer me with disdain: I What's the use of such thick pig skin? Are you still afraid of that little wind?

2: Someone told me to look at the sky when I miss home, look at the moon when I miss my mother, and look into the distance when I miss my good friends, but I don’t know what I should look at when I miss you. Now I finally know, I just need to look at the pig pen.

3: Press if you want to see! Press again! Are you really pressing? Idiot! Still pressing! No pig is as stupid as you! Silly Hee hee! Stupid pig!

4: The wolf is coming, and the pig's nest is in panic. The pig mother arranges the work: Big pig, go and block the door! Second pig, go and block the window! When you see the little pig , the mother pig got angry and shouted: Piggy Bajie, stop playing with the phone, you are beautiful, go seduce the wolf!

5: You traveled to Xishuangbanna, Yunnan, and encountered a group of wild boars on the way. You took out the food, The money boars were unmoved. You took out your only ID card. The pigs knelt down and cried bitterly: Boss! We have found you!

6: In my eyes, you always look like Carefree, always eating with relish, always sleeping soundly... I really envy you, oh, sometimes I think about it, it would be nice to be a pig like you!

7. I can't eat in the morning because I miss you, I can't eat at noon because I miss you even more, I can't eat in the evening because I miss you crazily, I can't sleep at night because... I'm hungry

8. Let me ask you a riddle: There are two drops of water on the pig's butt. Name a song... Can't you guess it? Your face is crying

9. Do you know? I have always had a crush on you, missing your face, your lips, your tongue, your ears, but I was too poor to confess. Now that I have money, I can loudly say, "Boss, cut that pig head in half for me." ”

10. In the past, I only knew that the little pig couldn’t speak, so he only knew how to hum. But then I met you, and I realized that you are better at humming than the little pig. As for you, you still snort!

11. That day I called you a pig, and you said, "I am a pig." From then on, I called you a pig. Finally, you couldn't bear it anymore and shouted at me in front of many people. "It's strange that I'm not a pig"!

12. If you receive this message, you are a chubby pink pig. If you delete this message, you are a small African black pig. If you reply to this message, you are a Rwandan wild boar. If you do not reply, you will be a Ukrainian large white pig. If you save it, He's a perverted American pig, hehe, let's see what you do

13. Sunrise + sunset = morning and evening moon + stars = infinite thoughts of wind and flowers + snowy moon = tenderness and sweetness of shooting stars + heartfelt words = blessings Thousands of you + charcoal fire = fragrant suckling pig

14. Baby Pig’s Aike: You have to congratulate me. First of all, if you have a pig's culture, education, and literacy, you can understand your text messages. But this is what the pig is thinking about, and it is said that the pigs in the world are talking about it

15. Tea should be drunk until the aroma is strong; the road should be difficult until the bitterness is over and the sweetness comes: people need feelings. Deep ones, you can love again until the next life; pig trotters, you want fresh ones, eh? This one is great for holding a cell phone!

16. Strange things, really strange things! Last time I accidentally spilled half a pot of boiling water on your hand and you said it was fine and it didn't hurt at all! Later, I looked up public opinion proverbs and found out that a dead pig is not afraid of boiling water!

17. It was late at night, and the little pig was crying sadly. Mom asked: Why are you crying? Piggy said: I feel stupid. His mother comforted him: Son, don’t cry, the person reading this text message is stupider than you!

18. They say pigs are lazy, but I don’t think so. At least now, I find a pig reading text messages.

19. Since ancient times, a mathematical equation has been eternally correct: A=B, B=C, so A=C, you=animal, animal=pig, so you=pig.

20. I haven’t heard from you for several days. I have been thinking about you these past two days. I have searched all over the pond you love to go to; the hut where you eat; and the lawn where you sleep. Still no trace of you, my heart It's almost broken. How about throwing away such a big pig?

21. I don’t want to be your parallel line, I can only watch you from a distance in my life; I don’t want to be your intersection line, drifting further and further away after a moment of tenderness; I only want to be with you * is a straight line, you go in front of me and I drive you into the pigsty!

22. The intermittent rain arouses my endless thoughts. To put it bluntly, I just miss you. When the weather is nice and sunny, I will take you to the grassland, but I have agreed in advance: the pigs are allowed to eat grass. , no arching to the ground!

23. I have countless friends in the past, but after thinking about it, you are still the coolest. I have searched for you hundreds of times in my dreams, but suddenly I look back and you are still in my pig shed, eating grass and leaning against the tree, with your tail wagging. Can't stop it, it turns out you are chewing on my tree, damn it!

24. When I met you by chance, I was so flustered that I didn’t know what to do. I can't avoid your loving eyes. I understand your heart. I ran away desperately but you followed me closely. I cried: "Whose pigs are so hungry?"

25. I used to be just an ordinary knight, until I met you, the most mysterious person in the world, and called you out by mistake. Since then, I have become the "Pig-Knowing Man" respected by everyone in the world.

26. Little Piggy is amazing. He sleeps until ten o'clock every day, eats five bowls at a time, and loses weight. No one dares to compare. I want to ask where is the little pig? Smirking and reading text messages.

27. The king asked for 100 pigs, but the minister only brought 99. The king said: "Where is 1 more pig?" The minister said: "There is 1 more pig who is reading the text message!"

28. I want to tell you what is in my heart when you are the happiest. In the warm and romantic New Year, the opportunity finally comes - you are like a pig when you are happy, and more like a pig when you are angry. Happy New Year, Pig!

29. I live like this every day: playing ball with Jordan, boxing with Tyson, playing chess with Weiping, chatting about scandals with Clinton, blowing up buildings with Bin Laden, and giving pigs Send text messages.

30. Not every flower can represent love, but roses can; not every tree can withstand thirst, but poplars can; not every pig can receive text messages, But you did it!

31. There will be a meteor shower tonight, and I heard that a big pig will fly over the sky. It’s a pity that I have to go to bed, and you will be fine. There are so many people watching you fly!

32. Are you worried about being as fat as a pig? Is it sinful to be as lazy as a pig? Is it pitiful to be as stupid as a pig? Of course not, you are a pig! Whatever you want to do, do it!

33. A short message, a string of blessings: I wish you happiness and happiness; health and relaxation; reunion, love and affection; harmony and beauty, prosperity and prosperity. !

34. I wish you a happy New Year and be proud of it; the bad luck will go away, and the good luck will be elated; the spring will be beautiful with white snow, and you will be filled with blessings; everything will be prosperous!

35. The New Year brings the "New Wave" trend, and SMS and MMS are accompanied by integrity. I wish you a happy “Xin” year and a prosperous “money” year.

"Wealthy" is like the East China Sea, and "thin" is like Nanshan Mountain!

36. Happy New Year! May all go well with you! Be healthy in the new year! Successful career! The sesame flowers are blooming steadily!

37. Life is so tiring! You have to queue up to get on the bus, unrequited love is really painful, eating has no flavor, drinking is easy to get drunk, I am very tired at work, I can’t rob, I have to pay taxes to earn money, and even sending a text message to Xiaozhu has to be charged~

38. There will be a meteor shower tonight, and I heard that a big pig will fly across the sky. It's a pity that I have to go to bed, and you will be fine. There are so many people watching you fly!

39. Please touch your red and tender face first, and then touch your belly! good! This concludes this pig raising knowledge lecture, see you tomorrow!

40. A pig and a penguin were kept in a cold storage at -20°C. The penguin died the next day, but the pig was fine. Why? You don’t know? By the way, the pig doesn’t know either!

41. When Tang Seng took his three apprentices to take a break, Tang Seng looked at Zhu Bajie and said angrily: "You pig head, you actually have the leisure to read text messages!"

42. What if I’m hungry? Let’s have some hot pot and shabu-shabu; if you’re thirsty, what should you do? Go to Hailian for a walk; what if you don’t have money? Find a fool to cheat; if you don't have the guts, do something else? Ask bin Laden to practice; what should I do if I miss you? Go to the pig pen to see

43. I haven’t heard from you for several days. I have been thinking about you these two days. I have searched for the pond you love to go to; the hut where you eat; the lawn where you sleep; still you are nowhere to be seen. There is no trace of him, my heart is almost broken. How could such a big piggy be lost?

44. I don’t want to be your parallel line, and I can only watch you from a distance in my life; I don’t want to be your intersection line, and go farther and farther after a moment of tenderness; I only want to have sex with you * is a straight line, you go in front of me and I drive you into the pigsty!

45. The north wind has started to blow again. You are always so careless. Every time you ask me to remind you to wear more clothes, but you always answer me with disdain: I What's the use of such thick pig skin? Are you still afraid of that little wind?

46. The sun has risen, the troubles have passed, and you will be full of energy to welcome a wonderful today, okay! Get out of the nest! Shake the pig's hair, wash the pig's face, and work hard for feed!

47. The tea should be drunk until the fragrance is lingering; the road should be difficult until the bitterness is gone; people should have deep feelings, so that they can love again in the next life; pig's trotters should be fresh Yes, Huh? This one is great for holding a cell phone!

48. In the past, I only knew that the little pig couldn’t speak, so he only knew how to hum. But then I met you, and I realized that you can hum better than the little pig. As for you, you still hum. !

49. Baby Pig’s Aike: You have to congratulate me. First of all, if you have a pig's culture, education, and literacy, you can understand your text messages. But it was the pig who was reading, 50. The pig in the world was talking about it

50. He lowered his head in shame. When the villagers saw us, they all praised you: Hey, you are beautiful and clean! He also praised me: What a good boy, he came out to herd pigs at such a young age!