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How to write diarrhea sick leave?

Men's edition

Leaders:

Hello. Abdominal pain is unbearable and I need hospitalization urgently. I hope I can take X hours off. I hope to be recognized.

XXX

Date, year and month

Female version.

Dear leaders:

Hello! ~ I'm not feeling well. Please take X hours off and let me be a living horse to cure a dead horse. Hope to approve.

XXX year month day