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A critical letter of 1000 words or more is urgently needed.

A critical letter to his girlfriend.

Dear wife and comrade:

"The Wulong River is deep in thousands of feet, and I can't hear the affection of the rain for me." However, I am ungrateful. I am in Cao Cao's heart, eating in a bowl and watching in a pot. I betray you again and again. Now I finally get what I deserve. In order to beg your understanding and give me one last chance to make amends, I make a profound review and introspection to you with great guilt. Here, I want to severely expose my heinous crimes, expose my dark and narrow side, cut open my liver and abdomen, turn over a new leaf, and offer you my most sincere apology-listen to the rain, I confess my guilt to you! !

In retrospect, before you came into my life, I had been living in an autistic complex. Mental fatigue, a dying heart, an empty mind, and often self-pity. This situation is too ugly to describe. In the long run, you won't love me! At this time, you saw at a glance that I was terminally ill, and then with a heart of great compassion, you jumped out of the three realms, not in the five elements, tapped the keyboard, understood it with reason, moved it with emotion, was bold and bold, meticulously crafted, applied both hard and soft, and tried to talk about China and foreign countries, ancient and modern, which was not to my liking. Not only that, the great You also crossed the ocean with the great mind of embracing the world, looking at the world and the selfless spirit of internationalism. You braved the wind and waves, cut off the thorns and rushed to our side, using your warmth to dissolve my frozen center of the earth, and even sacrificed your precious youth for two months.

However, in this spring and rainy happy event, I am heartless and treacherous. I healed the scar and forgot the pain. I forgot that you gave me all the good days now. You took care of me and taught me. I climbed over your head and gave you an order-I viciously deleted the phone number in your mobile phone, I visited your chat record every five minutes, restricted your freedom of life, and stipulated that you must ask for leave when you go out.

Over time, in my ugly mind, the cancer of romantic petty bourgeoisie sentiment slowly emerged, and it expanded and increased with time. It once enslaved my language, influenced my thoughts, and slowly pushed me onto a dangerous road I didn't know. When the moon is dark and windy, people will sigh for a long time, or fly away, thinking about such flashy and impossible things as "where is my ex-girlfriend now" and "how is she doing". What's even more unforgivable is that I turned a deaf ear to your kind advice, which has hit your body and mind so hard that you often go to Lacrimosa. The great leader Chairman Mao once said: "Where there is oppression, there is resistance. The stronger the oppression, the stronger the resistance!" Finally today, the silent volcano erupted, the docile lion got angry, and you left sadly. Only then did I realize that a star without the moon can't shine a ray of light, and life without you can't feel a trace of happiness.

However, making mistakes is human nature. Learn from the painful experience. This afternoon, through in-depth analysis and self-criticism, I finally found sadly that my mind is so dark and crazy about what you did in the past. Even if all the water from the Yellow River and the Yangtze River is poured on me, it will not wash away my filth. I am a sinner through the ages. Listen to the rain comrade, I apologize to you here. I promise, from now on, I will repent, such as yesterday's death and tomorrow's life. Against the wind of east, west, north and south, I insisted on not relaxing my thoughts, digging up the roots of my thoughts and carrying out the activity of "eliminating the shadow of my ex-girlfriend" to the end.

On the side of the sunken ship, Qian Fan passed by, in front of the sick tree, Wan Muchun. I have reason to believe that under your wise leadership, I will seize the time, meet challenges, overcome risks and win the final victory! No matter how much I say, I can't express my determination at this moment. Please see my actual action in the future!

Reviewer: Su Qin

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