Joke Collection Website - Blessing messages - Tencent, your mother is very kind. Because the mobile phone is out of service, I want to change to a secret mobile phone. You asked me to send text messages. If my mobile phone card works, why not cha

Tencent, your mother is very kind. Because the mobile phone is out of service, I want to change to a secret mobile phone. You asked me to send text messages. If my mobile phone card works, why not cha

Tencent, your mother is very kind. Because the mobile phone is out of service, I want to change to a secret mobile phone. You asked me to send text messages. If my mobile phone card works, why not change it? Ma Hua Teng, an alien with endless life forms and genetic mutations,

Kindergarten-level high school students, frog heads with congenital Mongolian disease,

Cockroaches, semi-plants with declining vitality,

Dinosaurs that degenerate three times a day, the strongest waste in human history,

The old washing machine that God accidentally dropped, the brainless creature that can think,

The scourge of damaging the reputation of Asian compatriots, the descendants of humiliated ancestors,

Humus deposited for thousands of years, primitive species that scientists dare not study,

Raw materials necessary to destroy the universe, even orcs despise your orcs,

10 times the concentration of sedimentary raw oil, disfigured Uncle McDonald,

Damn guy like you can only play a piece of shit in TV series,

Not as good as chewing gum spilled by roadside dogs,

Even as beautiful as flowers and jade, you are more than 10 times.

If you want to find a girlfriend, you have to go to the zoo or even leave the earth.

If you want to commit suicide, only someone will advise you not to leave the body, so as not to pollute the environment.

The keyboard you touched can't even live with amoeba,

Saliva is more deadly than SARS,

Pretending to be cute can solve the problem of population expansion instantly.

Handsome, human beings will use asexual reproduction.

Idiots can be your teachers, and retarded people can teach you to speak.

As long as you look up, the ozone layer will break.

I immigrated to Mars to leave you,

If your ugliness can generate electricity, nuclear power plants all over the world can be shut down,

Am I right? All TX employees have bricks in their heads. "

Hey, I really don't know why anyone supports TX. If nothing else, it can be said that the whole pit of Nima game is completely copied by Nima. The people of China had to resist this damn pit for the Great Revolution.