Funny text messages between lovers

1, I am a ship, with a white sail, drifting in the uninhabited sea! When you are lonely, I will swim quietly to the harbor of your heart ... Happy Valentine's Day!

2. I am terminally ill: my eyes can only see your figure; Ears can only hear your voice; Memories are about you; My heart is full of your name.

I long for the sea. If I can, I want to be a sea, and you want to be a fish. I will keep you in my heart so that you will never leave me. I will take care of you all my life.

On this unique Valentine's Day, I will put my oath on your finger and spend the rest of my life together. Even if my life is plain, I will always shelter you from the wind and rain. Happy Valentine's Day!

Without you, the sky is not blue! Without your flowers, it is not gorgeous! Without your meal, it doesn't smell good! Sleep without you is not sweet! Dear, Happy Valentine's Day!

6. A rose represents simple and pure love, a bunch of roses represents passionate and impulsive love, and a group of roses represents a lifetime commitment! Happy Valentine's Day!

7. I lost something. I heard you did. Can you keep it for me? You'll like it. I forgot to tell you: my heart is lost in you. Happy Valentine's Day, dear.

8. Dear wife: We have gone through the ups and downs of 18 together, and we will go hand in hand in the future, no matter how far it is. I believe that one day, everyone will envy us as a loving couple!

Baby, you are the best gift from God, and I will treasure you in the deepest part of my love. Until we get old! Until the end of my life! I miss you, kiss you and love you! Happy Valentine's Day!

10, without you, "one minute is too long"; With you, "a hundred years is too short". Because of you, all the troubles have disappeared, because of you, happiness is sweet. I love you, asking for nothing but eternal life!

1 1, since I fell in love with you, my heart can't let you go. I hold you when I leave, carry you when I am tired, carry you when I am cold, push you when I am hot, and pretend to be you when I go out! You, I have no temper, because I love you so much! I miss you so much on Valentine's Day!

12, you are a little aura, I am a little stupid; You are a little delicate, I am a little rustic; You are a little fragrant, and I am a little drunk; If you are angry, I won't lose my temper. Dear, Happy Valentine's Day!

13, I hope this message can turn into a feather, float to your side and fall gently on your shoulder. When you pick it up slowly, you can see my invitation: let's have dinner together!

14, recalling the eventful years in the past, I can't bear to look back. When the evening breeze comes, I miss my friends. How can I beat him? I haven't found a girlfriend for a long time. At this time, I hope all the good men in the world have needs and spend Valentine's Day with honey!

15, searching for you: Anonymous is elegant, gentle and beautiful, intelligent and kind, and will always stay in my heart. Anyone who knows his whereabouts please contact me as soon as possible and would like to give him a rose! .

16, my happiness is to live with you; My happiness is to walk hand in hand with you in the sunset; My happiness is to have every space where you exist. It's Valentine's Day again, and it's my satisfaction to miss your happiness!

17, looking for you: anonymous is slim, looks extraordinary, gentle and lovely; Always in my heart. Please contact me if you know the whereabouts. Willing to pay with a diamond ring!

18, the first love is a green apple, sour and sweet. Love is a peach, fragrant and charming. Please cherish the days when you have love. Love yourself when you have no love. Happy Valentine's Day.

19, a person, Sauvignon Blanc, it's cold in Leng Yue, the evening breeze is blowing, Valentine's Day is coming, a person holding a mobile phone, thinking about the good times in the past, expressing his best wishes, Happy Valentine's Day!

20, the fate of the sky with you to find, emotional relay with you, every bit of life, with your * * * collection, everything in the past has become a beautiful memory. Send a tiger to welcome a rabbit, time changes, romantic love, you know my heart! Happy Valentine's Day!

2 1, pigs are raised at home and wild boars are born in the mountains. Those who see this message are all stupid pigs. If the joke is a stupid pig, the angry pig, the dead pig who ignores me, and even the pig who doesn't reply is not as good as it is. Happy Valentine's Day!

22. Valentine's Day wish: Be a koala and sleep on a big eucalyptus tree. I am a koala and you are a eucalyptus. Amen! Stick to you all my life, love you and need you!

23, you are the wind, I am the boat, we go far together; You are a rose, I am a flower, and we have a love flower; You are warm, I am home, and we form a happy family; Today is Valentine's Day. Happy Valentine's Day!

I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, the snow in northern Saibei. Sorry, it's stuck.

25. You are a train and I am a railway; You are brick, I am mud; You are the cloud and I am the wind; You are chocolate, I am wrapping paper; You are love, I am love, and it is beautiful to have you. Dear, I wish you a happy Valentine's Day!

26. Love is actually a kind of happiness and a kind of pain. Being with your lover is actually Valentine's Day for lovers. If two lovers are far apart, it is also a kind of pain! Here, I wish all lovers will be well.

27. "If the relationship lasts for a long time, it will be sooner or later." An ancient rhyme gives lovers a lot of beautiful expectations. Autumn is crisp, the sky is high and the clouds are light, and the stars are bright. We look up at the sky together, watching the cowherd and the weaver girl from a distance, talking to each other and imagining our bright future. Happy Valentine's Day!

28. Falling in love with you is the biggest pain in my life, and not loving you is the biggest regret in my life. Leaving you is my biggest mistake in this life, and having you is my greatest happiness in this life!

I wrote I love you on a note, but it was blown away by the wind. I wrote I love you in the street and was detained by * *; Finally, I wrote I love you in a short message. Dear, Happy Valentine's Day!

30. Love is fate, affection, habit, tolerance, sacrifice, consideration and lifelong commitment. The only obstacle that prevents me from kissing you now is this glass on your mobile phone.

3 1. What is love? Love means that you are innocent, and I am your protection; You are sad, I allow you to cry in my arms; You are far away, I am your destination, even if you don't need these, I make money, at least you can help me spend them.

It's easy to quit smoking, but it's too difficult to quit you. When the virus of love comes quietly, when you put the first kiss downloaded from my heart in the recycling bin, I decided to lower my love and format my memories. Do you know my heart is crying? Happy Valentine's Day!

33, intoxicating smile, every heartbeat, although silent, is better than vows of eternal love; The collision of true feelings and the protection of the soul may not be romantic enough, but it is better than a weak promise. On Valentine's Day, I just want to join hands with you until I get old.

34. Different time, different place, different people, changing space, changing face, changing language, what remains unchanged is my yearning for you. Happy Valentine's Day!

35, lover's words, memorable; The lover's smile is fascinating; The lover's eyes capture people's hearts; A lover's kiss is sweet to the bone marrow. May there be lovers in the world, and May Valentine's Day be full of flavor.

36, first love, looking forward to the arrival of Valentine's Day; Lovers, every day is Valentine's Day! I hope all lovers in the world, every day is Valentine's Day!

37. The water is flowing and the fish is swimming. There is no reason to love you. The wind is blowing and it is raining. I really want to hug and kiss you. There is love in heaven and love on earth. How about romance today?

38. There is a kind of warmth that is the happiness of embracing each other; There is a language, and that is the joy of communication; There is a kind of happiness, which is considerate and touching; There is a feeling that you love me. I just want to hold hands with you until I get old!

How many times have I told you to be careful not to go out at night, but you just won't listen. No, I dreamed again last night, which made me unwilling to wake up!

40, Valentine's Day, I just want to say to you: I don't love you, it's impossible; I don't love you, which is unreasonable; I don't miss you, which is more unfair than Dou E; I won't text you, but it's lightning.

4 1, I pray that God will send you a pair of angel wings and hope that you can fly to your lover's side; I send you an ordinary blessing, wishing you a happy love; I wish you happiness and romance in this warm and romantic festival.

42. Loving you is a decision I have no regrets in my life. All the stars in the sky are my eyes staring at you. No matter how it ends, I know: I love you the most in my life!

Please allow me to go with you if you die. If you are still alive, please don't abandon me. If you love me, don't run away. If you love her, don't act!

44. Looking at your face, my eyes are full of smiles; Holding your hand, my heart is beating; Kissing your lips, I have been fascinated. Dear, today is Valentine's Day, and I will love you forever!

45. I can't think as fast as you think, and I'm not dressed in fashion. I don't get along with anyone and I'm not welcome anywhere. Nothing will stop the heart, pneumonia is atypical!

46. Don't sing love songs when you are lonely, don't torture yourself endlessly in winter nights, don't be sad during festivals, and don't cry when you receive my message. Remember to invite me!

47. It is said that the earliest love poem was written like this: You are from Yuanmou, Yunnan, and I am from Zhoukou, Beijing, holding your furry little hand and biting your mouth gently, ah! It is love that makes us walk upright.

48. The morning sun is red, and our feelings are in the rain. At noon, the sun is as red as fire. Are you or I hurt? The sun sets in the afternoon, which is all caused by feelings!

49. I treat your heart with infatuation. I'm not gonna die. You make me sad. You are my sweetheart. This represents my sincerity. I hope to get your concern and wish you inner happiness! Die mercilessly!

50. I had a car accident and sprained my waist. The driver is you-I was hit by love! Hee hee, I love you

5 1, see? Are you in love? Have you thought about it? Did you follow it? Did you create opportunities for yourself? Want to confess? Stop dreaming! Express your true feelings on this auspicious day of Tanabata! Yue Lao will definitely help!

52. If I can't kiss you, I can only kiss my mobile phone. If I can't see you, I can only read short messages and endure the loneliness of missing every day. Dear, how can I escape from your shadow, my only shadow?

53, tenderness is like water, ritual is like a dream, reluctant to go home? As long as two people love us to the end, why covet my Heron? Happy birthday! Happy Valentine's Day!

54. I think about it every day and yearn for it every night. Miss you like the Yangtze River, rushing to the sea; Miss you like the sky and the moon, long and round forever. Miss you a thousand times.

55, the mountain has no edges, and the heaven and the earth are combined to make you happy; The sea can dry up, stones can rot, and I can't leave you; To the end of the world and the end of the earth, I will find you; The land is barren and the sky is old. I don't care about you at all!

56, Valentine's Day, I just want to say to you: I don't love you, it's impossible; It is meaningless that I don't love you; I don't want you, which is more unfair than Dou E; I can't not text you. Happy holidays!

Please reach out your loving hand and accept my loving blessing. Let happiness bloom with brilliant roses to welcome the Valentine's Day we spent together. I wish you a bright spring on Valentine's Day!

58. There are two words I have always wanted to say to you, and I finally got up my courage on this special day: First, I love you and I like you very much; The second sentence, never take the first sentence seriously. Happy Valentine's Day.

59, tea, drink strong; Road, go straight; Eat pig's trotters well; Ah, this one with a mobile phone is not bad. Ha ha. Happy Valentine's Day!

60. I would like to be a rainbow sunset glow that catches your eye, a leisurely evening breeze that gently blows across your face, a sea of stars in your heart, and a light blue cloud in your dream. Happy Valentine's Day, dear.

6 1, it doesn't matter if you are not good to me, I will be good to you. It doesn't matter if you don't love me, I love you enough. It doesn't matter if you don't love me, just let me love you.

62. Lonely night Because of your insomnia, I lost my dream mood, but I have no dream since then, but I still have you in my dream! Meeting you is pure providence, and I fall in love with you wholeheartedly. The person you loved, you have no regrets, and you will only be satisfied if you get it. Happy Valentine's Day!

63. Sometimes God is not playing tricks on us, but we are playing tricks on ourselves. Remember not to waste your time on a man/woman, who isn't willing to waste their time on you. Falling in love with someone who doesn't love himself is doomed to be hurt.

64. Everyone's fate is different, and the time of love will be different. Only by doing it wholeheartedly, what I can do is: I will let my love grow old with you.

65. Sharps match heroes, and roses send lovers. Meet 2, 14, and hold hands with you. After dusk, willows sprout on the moon. One or two roses and three or four red candles. 56 gifts, 70% to 80% lovesickness. Remember to keep the appointment on Valentine's Day and contact me by text.

66. If your eyes blink, I will die. If your eyes blink again, I will come back to life. Your eyes keep blinking, so I will die!

67. Wealth, wisdom, freedom and love are all given by God. I want the last three, give two, I want the last two, give one, honey, I want the last one.

68, the sky changes, the earth changes, and the feelings remain the same. I give you all my love. Valentine's Day message in the Year of Rabbit is the happiest thing in my last life, this life and the afterlife ... The complete works of funny messages about Valentine's Day.

Since you are single, please eat dark chocolate, black coffee, black beans and dark beer today. In order to set off the festive atmosphere, please allow us to call you black today. April 14, Black Day, I hope you can find the other half as soon as possible and be happy forever.

70. When I was a child, I watched the stars all over the sky. When a meteor flies by, it's always too late to make a wish. When I grew up, I met someone I really liked, but it was still too late.

7 1, Valentine's Day is coming again. People who celebrate the holiday are like rabbits, waiting for their lover to call and taste the taste of love. May my lover become a happy love birds!

72. Thinking of you alone in a quiet night has become my most secret happiness. I dreamed of you several times, but I didn't want to get up, indulge myself or possess your tenderness. Happy plan!

73. You are the string, I am Qin Fang, playing a phoenix for burning; You are the keyboard, I am the screen, knocking out love line by line; You are a green tree, I am a vine, embracing for thousands of years; You are the breeze, I am the window, and the slightest bit moves my heart. Valentine's day is coming, dear, I am thinking of you!

74. I have no lover on Valentine's Day, only a wife. She is my favorite, today is, tomorrow is, until I die, there is only her in my heart! Really love you!

If there is an afterlife, let's be a pair of little mice. Silly love, silly snuggle. Even if the snow closes the mountain, you can snuggle up in the haystack ... Happy Valentine's Day!

76, think of your appearance, smiling face is very simple; When I read your name, I felt warm inside; Seeing your eyes, my heart is full of joy; I am the happiest person with you by my side.

77. Woman: Valentine's Day is the knot of lovers, and they are sweetly tied together. Man: Valentine's Day is a lover's robbery, specifically robbing my wallet. Bachelor: Valentine's Day is a day when lovers are tired, the most painful and the most eager for love.

78. Dear, my love "program" started when I scanned you, and others said that we "hit it off". It belongs to "hyperlink". Especially in the days when we met, the feelings quickly "upgraded"!

79. Don't go to the ends of the earth, just spend the sweetness of the month before and after; As long as the water is still there, don't swear that the seas run dry and the rocks crumble; Don't fall in love with each other vigorously, as long as two hearts love each other. Honey, today is Valentine's Day. I just want to be with you in my life.

80. I miss you during the day and at night. I don't travel far during the day, but I can't sleep at night. The cheekbones are sunken in the eyes, and the bones can't stand it. In a thousand words, I choked up: Give back my love quickly, because I owed 10,000 kisses in my dream last night!

8 1. When you read this message, you have been poisoned by love. The only antidote is to marry me. Forget it. Forev

82. I really want to hide you, hide in my chest pocket, slowly melt you, and you will never leave! Hide you and only fall in love with me! Happy Valentine's Day!

83. People are really tired when they are alive: you have to queue up when you get on the bus, you have to suffer if you love you, you have no fragrance when you eat, you get drunk easily when you drink, and you have to pay taxes when you make money! Even texting pigs costs money!

84. When we meet on Valentine's Day, love is really affectionate. In the romantic fireworks, let love be more brilliant, more complete and more lingering in the thick flavor of the year; On a warm face, let love last longer. Love you and take the lead. May our love be more happy and complete!

85. Do you know what I want to eat on Valentine's Day? Boil you, fry you, steam you; Roast you, stew you and braise you in soy sauce; Fried you, fried you, cold salad you! 10 second give me the answer! Happy Valentine's Day!

86, days, because there is sunshine, it is very blue; Because of the spring rain, the earth is green; Because of the wind and wide; Heart is beautiful because of you! This Valentine's Day is more romantic because of your company!

I use a Pentium kernel to cut good luck, copy happiness, paste good luck, send messages, open your files, download your data, and store "I love you" in your hard disk forever!

88, looking at the sky, looking at the ground, just can't see you; Speaking of wind and rain, I just dare not say I love you. I miss you all the time, but I dare not tell you; I don't want you to know my heart, I just want you to know that I miss you!

89, love you for ten thousand years, exaggerated; Love you for five thousand years is hopeless; It is absurd to love you for a thousand years; Love you for a hundred years, too long; Love you for 70 years in succession, as long as I am healthy, this is my strength!

90. In pursuit of classic SMS, you can enjoy many beautiful scenery through the train window, but please don't miss it, because the terminal is the real destination. I hope I will always be your destination!

9 1, I miss you alone every day, I miss you alone every night, and I am always sad without you. I am sad because I love you. I'm crazy about you all day. Don't let me meet you, or Qiang will kill you.

92. No matter what troubles there are in the world; Whether it is spring, summer or autumn and winter; Whatever the reason; No matter how long you have been in contact; No matter how many excuses there are for quarreling. Today is Valentine's Day, and I will wait for you wholeheartedly!

93. Every snowflake is your charming smile. Every winter breeze can't blow away my thoughts of you. Every message contains my love for you. Today is Valentine's Day. May you be happy!

94. Do you want roses? I won't give it to you! Do you want to eat chocolate? I am greedy for you! Want me to kiss you? Beautiful! Oh, honey, don't be angry, I just miss you in Doby! Happy Valentine's Day on the Internet!

95. I have a dream. I really want to be your cup: get up every day and kiss me, take me to work and school, miss me when you are thirsty, and always hold me in your hand. I can't live without you for a day and love me forever.

96. personals: Male, undergraduate, only a few points away; Working in a multinational organization, McDonald's cleans the table; Have a house, many people own it; Have a car, not a motor vehicle; Looking for a beautiful young man * * * went to the grave, a few years later.

97. Steamed bread is valuable, but steamed buns are more expensive. If there are ribs, you can throw them both. Happy Valentine's Day!

98. On Valentine's Day, please take love as the cover, take lovers as the center, gather old lovers in secret, meet old lovers in secret under the moon, find infatuated people on the Internet, and accelerate the development of young lovers. If there are no lovers during the holiday, go home and coax your wife.

99. Waiting for Your Life is not a simple and pale pledge of eternal love, but countless ordinary days in the same boat through thick and thin. Every day with you is Valentine's Day, baby, happy Valentine's Day!