Ask for a classic sentence or joke that can make people laugh?

1. There are only two things I can't do, that is, this can't do, that can't do ... 2. We can still tell the difference between Didi Wei and detergent. tnnd uses Didi Wei in the canteen!

3. I have been suffering from insomnia recently, and I wake up every 16 hours.

I never bully the weak ~ ~ ~ I didn't know he was weaker than me before bullying him. I'm not RMB, why does everyone like me? !

6. Why not find a quiet place and count the brain cells by yourself?

7. I am relieved to know that you are not doing well. 8. I want to learn from the phoenix nirvana, but I accidentally ... cooked it! 9. When people do good deeds, they always want ghosts and gods to know. They have done bad things and always think that ghosts and gods don't know. We embarrassed ghosts and gods. 10, now you scold me because you don't know me yet. When you get to know me later, you will definitely hit me. 1 1. I never hold grudges, but I usually report them on the spot.

12, don't say to me when you break up: "In fact, you are quite good." Fuck, then why did you dump me?

13, bitch is always a bitch, even if the economic crisis, you can't be expensive!

14. Don't pretend to be happy with me, and don't wish me happiness. Do you have that qualification?

15, ah ~ nothing, just when I went to the grave on Qingming, I suddenly thought of you. So many people are dead, why are you still alive?