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Valentine's greetings are short and interesting. Funny greetings about Valentine's Day.

1, since I fell in love with you, my heart can't let you go. I'll walk with you. I'll carry you when I'm tired, carry you when I'm cold and hot, and pretend to be you when I go out. You, I have no temper, because I love you so much! I miss you so much on Valentine's Day!

2. Pieces of dust are scattered on the torn joy. You can dance with long sleeves to sweep away the dust and reunite the joys and thoughts of the past. If this is a dream, I would like to have a dream that will never wake up, because there is you in the dream and love in the dream! Happy Valentine's Day!

3. Give love an ageless face, so that love will remain unchanged for life; Give love a vow without regret, so that everyone who has loved each other misses each other; Give love a vast blue sky and let true love fill the world. Happy Valentine's Day!

4, looking forward to the present day and night, lovers are happy and lingering; Morning and evening make people cry, and when they come back, they often tell their hearts; A little red leaves, a little love, a little tenderness; Looking forward to the end of the world, it is sweet to meet and stay together.

My blessing to you is like a flowing stream, and my thoughts about you are like smoke. I often think of your beautiful face, and I often dream of your smiling face like a flower. Valentine's Day sends my sincere blessing in advance: happiness forever!

6. Valentine's Day is coming. Is it Valentine's Day without a lover? It's not a taste in your heart, is it? But it doesn't matter, I've helped you get through the back door at Yue Laosan's place. He said that when he was laid off, your marriage would come. Oh, happy Valentine's Day!

7. Happy Valentine's Day! May today's you embrace warmth, tonight's you enjoy sweetness, tonight's you, your dreams come true, this year's you, everything goes well, this life's you, always happy, this life's you, happy every day!

8. If your eyes blink, I will die. If your eyes blink again, I will come back to life. Your eyes keep blinking, so I will die! Happy Valentine's Day!

9. If I were the wind, I would like to fly with you. If I were a leaf, I would like to turn yellow with you; If I were the sun, I hope to bring you warmth; If I were a star, I hope to bring you dreams. Happy Valentine's Day!

10, heart, simplicity; Dynamic and simple; The heart is not simple. Love is easy; Love is easy; Love is not easy. May the eyes that look at each other see more truly, the hands that hold hands pull tighter, and the people who love each other love more deeply. Happy Valentine's Day!

1 1, you are a poison, seeping into my blood, my nerves and controlling my brain. February 14, you were poisoned. Please don't forget, give me the antidote! Dear, Happy Valentine's Day!

12, a look back, a glance, love at first sight; An oath, vows of eternal love, condenses sincerity; A strand of hair, holding you and me together; A true feeling, lingering, destined sincerity. Valentine's day is coming, may we be soul mates and grow old together!

13, there is a kind of love that never leaves when it comes, a kind of love that never leaves when it gets, a kind of flower that never fades when it blooms, and a kind of festival that only belongs to lovers. Happy Valentine's Day!

14, the germ of love is planted in spring, carefully cultivated and watered diligently. Let the spring breeze of love blow, take root, sprout and grow in the morning light. Enjoy the sunshine and rain, and the wind and rain test the flowers and fruits. May you pick flowers and fruits as soon as possible. Happy Valentine's Day!

15, every day with you is Valentine's Day! Always remember your kindness, your miracle and your croaking. I hope we can be happy together until we are old!

16, tying love on Valentine's Day: it's better to laugh than giggle, which makes him faint completely; A hug is not as good as a bear hug, whether he likes it or not; It is better to send flowers than money. Affordability is the most important thing these days! It's just funny. I wish you a beautiful love!

17, the most beautiful fireworks, but for a moment; The sweetest taste, but a small piece; The most fervent oath, but a word or two. Plain is long-lasting, and true feelings are worth having. Love is coming, and the truest affection is for you.

18, Valentine's Day, I miss you so much. I broke the telephone line, burned my mobile phone card, emptied my wallet and ate all the sleeping pills. Hey! But I still miss you. Happy Valentine's Day!

19, "love" is the grass by the river, the grass grows by the river, and the grass also has feelings. Valentine's Day arouses lovesickness, which is the end of love. Valentine's day "love" forget troubles, "love" you happy!

20, opening is auspicious; Reading is a blessing; What you see is peace; What is ushered in is hope; Pressing down is happiness; May you be happy every day; Every month is smooth and smooth; Lucky every year; Happy Valentine's Day!