Scold the teacher

When the Chinese teacher turned around, Lu Xun was willing to be a candidly admit defeat.

The math teacher can ask for six dollars six times when he looks back.

The English teacher turned around and ran around the world with a mouthful of foreign languages.

As soon as the physics teacher turned around, a lever pried the ball open.

As soon as the chemistry teacher turned around, carbon dioxide turned into gasoline.

As soon as the labor teacher turned around, he came to show off.

As soon as the PE teacher turned around, Daiyu could play football.

As soon as the political teacher turned around, the whole class dreamed of swimming.

As soon as the art teacher turned around, the Mona Lisa became popular.

Education is not equal to learning, and learning is not equal to being a man.

In the southern hemisphere and the northern hemisphere, the geography teacher is a ball.

English teacher ABC. CBA is a traitor.

Peking man, Yuanmou man, history teacher is not human. Teacher, you are so talented. You talk like a book (dirty). Hey! Why did you call your teacher? Is it because you are very old, or a lion in Hedong! ! ! I've met many teachers like you. Are you strong because you are a teacher? You're not Xiao Qiang ... Mr. ..........., you're a bitch, bitch, bitch. Old ... Classic scolding teachers is like a hateful guy like you: you can only play a piece of shit in TV series, which is not as good as chewing gum spilled by roadside dogs, and is more handsome than 10 times the flowers. If you want to find a girlfriend, you have to go to the zoo or even lose the ball. If you want to commit suicide, only someone will advise you not to leave the body, so as not to pollute the environment. Even amoeba can't survive on the keyboard you touched. Spitting is more deadly than SARS. Pretending to be cute can instantly solve the problem of population expansion. If you are cool and handsome, humans can only reproduce asexually. Idiots can be your teachers, and retarded people can teach you to speak. As long as you look up, the ozone layer will break through and you will emigrate to Mars and leave you. Ugly, nuclear power plants all over the world can stop. If you go to war, bullets and missiles will fly at you, grenades will explode when they see you, others will fly a plane to hit Gemini, and you will have the same power as long as you skydive. All the places of interest you have visited will become historic sites, and all the historic sites you have visited will become history. 18 Only if you have never done anything good in your life will you know you, and even throwing it in the sun is not environmentally friendly enough.