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Anxious for new year greetings

1. Trouble is temporary, but happiness is forever! A smile will change everything in an instant! The new year has come, my friend, please look ahead, beauty is calling you!

2. My dearest friend: May God bless you in the new year! Guanyin bodhisattva bless you! The god of wealth hugs you! Cupid shoots you! The god of food kisses you!

3. I put the blessings and hopes of the new century quietly under the snow-melting quilt, let them grow along the seedlings in spring, and give you richness and fragrance all year round!

4. Buddy, I wish you smooth sailing, two dragons take off, three sheep open Thailand, peace in the four seasons, five blessings, great harmony in June and June, seven stars shining high, making money from all directions, and 99 unity and perfection.

5. A new New Year's travel route-a seven-day tour of Afghanistan was grandly launched: staying in a terrorist training camp and learning how to make bombs and anthrax viruses. Those with excellent grades will become bin Laden's successor.

6. Gather the sunshine of the Himalayas, gather the breeze of the ends of the earth, bring the blessings of the Gangdise Mountain, and suck the wealth of Bill Gates as a gift for you. I wish you a happy New Year!

7. Please take one second to forget your troubles, one minute to think about the New Year, one hour to accompany your lover, and a smile to receive my blessing in advance at the turn of the old and the new!

8. I wish you peace of mind at work, never lose money at cards, more and more savings, full of dollars in your pocket, full of beautiful women in front of your bed, full of energy and always complacent.

9. Dear revolutionary comrades: The New Year has arrived, and I wish you good health here! Have fun at work! Good school! Get married early! Hey hey!

10. May you, a friend living in a foreign land, sail a good ship of life in the new year, anchor in a happy port and be happy every year!

1 1. Good sisters: I wish you no acne on your face and no streaky belly. Thirty this year and twenty-eight next year will always be a flower. Give birth to a fat doll!

12. In the new year, lift the cup, let the mellow wine ripple in the air, and let my gratitude to you slowly precipitate in the cup. I sincerely wish you a happy and healthy New Year!

13. I'm afraid I can't get up tomorrow night, so I booked the first ray of sunshine for you in the new year. Happy new year, book the first morning breeze, and wish you a smooth sailing! Book the first bird song and get what you want!

14. Blessings are strung into a poem, and a melody opens a warm world. The new year is coming. I wish you all the best in the new year.

15. Looking for someone: ragged, blind, unable to eat three meals, unable to concentrate with five tones, bleeding from seven holes, just like you. Happy New Year!

16. You should do three things in the new year: the first thing is to smile [_], the second thing is to laugh [^o^], and the third thing is to laugh [0]. I wish you a happy new year with a smile every day!

17. I'm not as strong as the Monkey King, but I can fly to your side! I can't walk from room to room like a magician, but I wish you a happy New Year's Day with a dime.

18. Crossing countless mountains and rivers, crossing countless cities, satisfying the soul and washing away fatigue. May every blessing and every happiness become a note and write happiness for you!

19. Friend, please release the exhaustion of mind washing, accept every blessing and accumulate every joy! Every note of this festival is written in your music in such a roundabout way.

20. The New Year has arrived. Are you busy? Don't be tired of entertaining guests, don't gobble up, don't mix white beer, don't forget to take care of the children, and finally my thoughts will always accompany me.