Classic love humor jokes

Classic love humor 1 paragraph:

1, Xiao Shan is sick, pneumonia. With the technology at that time, the doctor said that she had only a glimmer of hope for survival. She lies in bed every day, watching the autumn leaves falling outside the window and lamenting? When the last leaf fell, it was time for me to leave.

After hearing the news, the young painter drew a picture with a leaf that had been left overnight and stuck it on the window, hoping to encourage her.

But in the end she left and died of obsessive-compulsive disorder.

In the park, she sat there quietly, drinking beer alone, her eyes were red, as if she had something on her mind.

In an instant, all kinds of questions flashed through my mind about this mysterious and beautiful woman.

Seeing her drinking the third can of beer on the bench, she looked around, and there were still many chats waiting for the opportunity. She couldn't hesitate any longer.

I got up the courage to go forward first and asked her with concern. Girl, do you still want canned food?

3、? Will your wife let you in when you are drunk?

? Of course not, I often sleep on the sofa! ?

? Haha, my wife also objects to my drinking, but I can still come in. ?

? How did you do that?

? I told you the trick, right?

? What's the trick?

? It's just smashing the door! ?

A teacher in our school went to the canteen to clean up the leftovers for his dog.

Ask uncle cleaning:? Grandpa, is there no one to eat here?

Grandpa said: Nobody eats. You eat.

Classic love humor, paragraph 2:

1. Young people find a monk and want to ask themselves why they can't find a girlfriend.

The monk said: If you want to find a girlfriend, unless I have waist-length hair!

2. Zhen Xuan went to the roadside to buy pancakes.

Zhen Xuan:? Aunt, this touch of broken green seems to have fallen into the girl's eyes and spread out in the sun, which is very refreshing. Refreshing your mind is excellent! Wouldn't it be disappointing if you had a burning, withered and anxious heart?

Aunt:? Speak human words! ?

Zhen Xuan:? Don't put onions in pancakes! ?

3, Liu Bei An Lushan in a new field, doing nothing all day, can not help but indulge in the joy of bed.

When Zhuge Liang saw it, he said, Master, beauty is a disaster!

As soon as the voice fell, Guan Yu stared at him and said, What do you mean?

4. If you are attending a funeral and your mobile phone rings suddenly, what is the worst ringtone?

Today is a good day.

B: I really want to live for another 500 years.

C: I waited for a long time, and finally I waited until today.

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