Does anyone have a message about Singles Day? ! Funny, send some! !

1+1+1,Singles Day, a combination of four people in our dormitory, brothers are never lonely and happy.

Today is Singles Day, and the whole world is celebrating it. You are out of the organization, and you are in a difficult situation. Do you remember being a single friend?

Today is Singles Day. It's too painful for me to be single. Today, I finally got up the courage to tell you that I like … you … your sister!

You have been single for many years. Do you want a sister Lin to fall from the sky? As long as you call "Sister, Sister, Sister" three times in a row tonight, you will find what you like, very clever!

Today is Singles Day. I really don't want to be a bachelor anymore. Marry me. If you don't marry me, I will … marry you!

Today is Singles Day, don't always think about MM, be careful not to study hard, and your parents will beat you ~

However, when a single girls is said to be a bachelor, he always feels bad, but what can he be called without being called a bachelor? Should Singles Day be celebrated? It is said that marriage is a besieged city, people who go in want to come out, and people outside are eager to go in. My friend is very worried about whether he can enter the besieged city or not, and he is embarrassed to say it. That day, he asked me carefully, do you live in your parents' home or your own-

The message came again: come to me silently and marry me, so that we are not single and happy.

Well, that's a good idea-then come to me and I'll marry you. Well, I can't be cheated. I'll find you, okay? If you don't like me, leave me in a strange place, I have no place to cry! I am not stupid.

I took two radishes as a bride price and just bought them today. In my opinion, married life is a radish. The Bible says that it is better to eat fat cows and love each other if you are vegetarian. Although this radish is a bad check, I'm telling the truth. If I love someone, I don't mind if he really takes radish as a bride price.

Whether you do it or not, you are not sincere.

Then add a Chinese cabbage. This is all I have. You can do it or not. I'll marry someone else ...

Received a text message: "Singles Day is coming, birds are in love, ants are living together, flies are pregnant, mosquitoes have miscarried, butterflies are divorced, caterpillars are remarried, and frogs have children. What are you waiting for? "

You have hugged your wife and your son, and I am still lonely and sad singing a single love song, comforting me and inviting me to dinner.

Today is Singles Day, don't always think about MM, be careful not to study hard, and your parents will beat you ~

Today is Singles Day. I really don't want to be a bachelor anymore. Marry me. If you don't marry me, I will marry you!

You have been single for many years. Do you want a sister Lin to fall from the sky? As long as you call "Sister, Sister, Sister" three times in a row tonight, you will find what you like, very clever!

Today is Singles Day. It's too painful for me to be single. Today, I finally got up the courage to tell you that I like … you … your sister!

Today is Singles Day, and the whole world is celebrating it. You are out of the organization, and you are in a difficult situation. Do you remember being a single friend?

Let me tell you some terms: 65438+1 October 1 is Little Singles Day, 65438+1October1and165438+1October. The male bachelor is called "Guang Guang", the female bachelor is called "Mingming", and the right one is called "Double Pair". The mascots of Singles Day are four fried dough sticks and 1 egg. Together, it is11.11. Recently, everyone has been talking about the possibility of the lunar calendar 165438+ 101coincidence. ...

Everyone is single, and no one wants the beauty in the world! Hold on!

This morning, my best friend told me that he finally got rid of the bachelor family before Singles Day, saying that it was all the result of his hard blind date, alas! Dear single friends, try to join the blind date family!

Although not single at present, it is always "married young people enjoy unmarried treatment".

Tonight, I want to find a beautiful MM and say "no" to her!

Even if I forget Singles Day, it just happens to be my birthday. Think about the bleak scene, buy yourself a cake (mini, for children, worth 2 yuan RMB) and have a quiet drink at night. The most miserable life in the world is this. ...

You should be grateful to think that you will no longer be free if you have a wife in the future. After all, being single is only a short fragment in life, so we should cherish it.

I sell breakfast. I got up early this morning and specially launched the "Singles Day Package", four fried dough sticks and an egg. As a result, it caused a sensation in this street, and people still come to visit it until now.

Being single is a state, and no one can live this life!

Singles Day is obviously a good opportunity for MM to choose her husband! Think about it, excellent men are usually busy with work, and they don't feel depressed until Singles Day, so they run out and sit down. This is a good opportunity for MM! Only once a year! You can't miss passing by! Why hasn't anyone come to pick me up after all this publicity here? )

I just graduated from school and am single again! As soon as I started working, I was played by the ladies in those offices. What a professional woman now! Worse than a tigress! More cunning than a fox! I live in hot water, so I'd better stay single.

It's165438+1October1,the annual Singles' Day! Friend, are you still single? Are you happy?

These flowers are similar year after year, year after year ... people are the same-still one person. ...

My birthday is165438+1October 1 1, my house number is 1 1, my middle school is in1/class, my university.

Bachelor music, bachelor music, a person is full, the whole family is not hungry.

Bachelor is bitter, bachelor is bitter, it's twenty-five, and no one can mend the broken clothes.

Singles Day is coming, birds are in love, ants live together, flies are pregnant, mosquitoes have miscarried, butterflies have divorced, caterpillars have remarried, and frogs have children. What are you waiting for?

Today is Singles Day. I really don't want to be a bachelor anymore. Marry me. If you don't marry me, I will marry you!

You have been single for many years. Do you want a sister Lin to fall from the sky? As long as you call "Sister, Sister, Sister" three times in a row tonight, you will find what you like, very clever!

Today is Singles Day. It's too painful for me to be single. Today, I finally got up the courage to tell you that I like … you … your sister!