Humor on being fined by traffic police for violating regulations (40 sentences)

Humorous talk about being fined by traffic police for illegal parking (I) 1. When parking at the gate, I am worried about being fined. The boss said, nothing, this is the urban-rural fringe.

2. The road of illegal operation cannot be blocked, and the step of safe construction cannot be taken.

3. The zebra crossing has solid lines and dotted lines, and the lifeline of the line: big cars, small cars, bicycles, small cars and small cars are all civilized cars.

Those who don't respect themselves are humiliated, and those who don't obey the rules suffer.

5. Cars give way to civilization: people give way to cars, give way to safety: cars give way to cars, give way to order and people give way to harmony.

6. Call me up after the big break! Said I violated parking. It's okay not to deduct points after the inspection.

7. You can speed up the car at any time if you like. But I need to remind you that the ticket issued by the traffic police will make you quite refreshed.

8. If you don't follow the procedures and measures, it will be difficult to keep safe if something goes wrong.

9. Always keep the traffic lights on and drive safely with your life.

10. Never lend your car to others again. I'll pay the bill if others violate the rules, and I'll be fined.

1 1. Safe construction is the cornerstone of family happiness, and illegal operation is the bane of life tragedy.

12. For example, a traffic police in a certain place let the driver choose whether to empathize for 30 seconds or fine 200 yuan in the action of rectifying the high beam lights.

13. Never forget safety first and never do illegal operations.

14. National laws are like mountains. If you run away, you will be caught.

15. Strong violation concept and high safety factor.

16. Old drivers sometimes park illegally to commemorate their first detention in Qingdao.

17. Safety is a treasure, but violation of regulations is grass.

18. Safety is a blessing, and violation of regulations is a curse.

19. If we can't stop the "three violations", we can't start production.

20. No violations for two years. As a result, I got four exams in a month. There's another one.

Humorous talk about being fined by traffic police for car violation (2 1). I ate a ticket today. I thought it was enough. Why did it end like this?

22. If a man is fined for parking illegally, he will quarrel with the police and the woman will persuade him; If a woman is fined for parking illegally, she will have an argument with the man around her, and the police will persuade her.

23. Lifetime discount for drunk driving.

24. If I'm not careful, I ran a red light. Finally, I was greedy, and the 6 points were gone.

25. You go, I go, everyone goes, and there is a sense of security: you let, I let, everyone let, and safe travel is guaranteed.

26. There are as many stories as there are smiles on my face. After eating the ticket, I want to correct it

27. What a terrible day! I'm extremely upset, I'm impatient with driving, I violate the rules, and then I get caught in the door ... I'm going to be depressed, come and help me. ...

28. You said that drinking two bottles of beer didn't affect your driving, so do you think two tickets will affect you?

29. I am really unlucky. Today, I met a traffic police uncle and was fined for riding a bicycle, which made me feel that I always live in an unlucky world. No matter what choice I make, my uncle will always give me a heavy blow!

As the same driver, I was the first to welcome the ceremony.

3 1. Expressway, driving at an appropriate speed.

32. In retrospect, the days are full of colorful light and shadow, a natural barrier to memory, and the voice that was tempted before has gradually drifted away. I'm so sad to have been fined.

Don't let your parents' hardships go up in smoke at the moment of violation.

34. The car was given a ticket for violating the rules, and it ran a red light too close to the car. Into the community to avoid vehicles, the front of the car rubbed against the flower bed, and the flower bed was broken. Out of the community, the old lady rode an electric car and went retrograde at the gate ... this cow head is really moldy. Wait for the bottom to rebound!

35. There is no penalty for illegal parking. We will increase the premium next year, so let's not deal with the violation first. Wait until 65438+ 10 to buy insurance for next year.

36. The brave win in the narrow road.

37. Safety depends on a sense of responsibility, and accidents are aimed at finding violators.

38. put an end to violations, start from me, pay attention to safety, and the whole family will be happy.

39. I drank too much before going to work, and the accident left with you. Sleep in class, you will be called by accident.

40. Panthers and wolves will not die from eating people and animals, and hidden dangers will not be eliminated by hurting workers.

Automobile humorous love letter

Dear Miss Elantra: Hello! At this moment, I am writing this letter to you with incomparable beauty to express my strong feelings.

Although you have left me for many years, your sunny smiling face, natural laughter, sharp eyes and graceful posture still appear in my mind.

You are a modern girl, and you are beautiful. Maybe because I was too popular and not handsome enough, you chose to leave me.

Although our appearances don't match, we have the same hobbies. You and I are both SUV lovers and both love sports.

Do you still remember, by the cold Songhua River, you and I used to ride a BMW and go to Lecheng together against the wind of music? Do you still remember that we used to ride a swift horse on the golf course where the lotus was in full bloom? Remember when we led Ssangyong to leave our shadow on the land of China and created the miracle of Jiangling returning thousands of miles a day?

What impressed me the most was the Tiger and Leopard Carnival held in Chang 'an. At the Leopard Racecourse, I rode cheetahs and Land Rover with you. After some contests, we returned home in triumph and became the focus of the audience. Our magnificent gesture fascinated all the Chinese sons and daughters present and touched all the oriental masters. Picasso painted the Serato of our competition for us, the antelopes all ran for us, and the bluebird sang for us happily.

So you became the big dipper in my heart and the beauty leopard in my arms. We were lucky to win the honor of Chang 'an Star. At the award ceremony, you put on the crown for me, I put on the crown for you, and we raised the golden cup together, feeling extremely honored!

We are not only excited by exercising together, but also have a healthy and romantic life. At the foot of Mount Fuji, there is our own Elysee Palace. On the land of Volvo, we worked together on Honda and harvested together on Toyota, and we won a bumper harvest year after year. To make you happy, I climbed the Suzuki tree and picked a polo for you. Later, you smiled, and the Swift in the tree smiled proudly.

Now that it's all over, you have a new boyfriend named Sonata. He is a rich man, very handsome and elegant. Here, I wish you a happy future. I heard that you plan to settle in America. The common language of America is English. You should learn it well. Life there is very fast. You must drive a Porsche every minute. Several years have passed since the 9 1 1 incident. It is said that terrorists will launch 988 series attacks, so you should be careful when you go out.

Finally, to tell you, my new address is No.307, Building 525i, Huatai Modern Garden, A520, Grade C Street. You are welcome to come to me when you are free.

Good luck in the new year, have a safe trip and travel to Mazda!

He Jie Jun

65438+ was made on May 20th, 2006.

Humorous description of tanned skin, talk about mood collection (40 sentences)

Humorously describe tanned skin and talk about mood. I can't get the sun all year round, so I cherish the sunshine in summer. As long as my face is not tanned, I don't care about my skin color. Just wear a hat to cover my face.

Recently, the weather has improved and the sun has come out. I'm afraid of tanning. Give me some face! Anyway, you are so thick-skinned, there are few layers and there is no pressure.

Being with you can make me white!

The carefully protected skin is still tanned, and you can't afford to hurt yourself after playing in the water park.

The night gave me black skin, but I used it as a scarf.

6. The night wants to give you black eyes, but my hand slipped and pressed all the choices.

7. Military training not only tanned our skin, but also honed our will! The students shed blood and sweat without tears, and they didn't fall behind. ..

8. How can you live up to your tanned skin and your fallen meat without hard work?

9. I didn't stop my fingers from getting tanned .................................................................................................................................................................

10. This big sun is going to tan me. Well ...

1 1. My daughter is three years old. Many people like her because she is beautiful. She has always been a little beauty, little princess. She also enjoys this kind of treatment. She often says to herself, "Alas, the sun is so big that it has tanned me, which is not beautiful. What should I do? " I couldn't help laughing after listening. She looked at me angrily: "What are you laughing at? Haven't you ever seen a beautiful woman worry? " ? ! "I ...

12. I really hate this sunny weather. Last year, I threw a garbage downstairs, sprayed it with an umbrella, and still got a tan. How should I struggle this year?

13. It is said that every girl has a desire not to get tanned, but she has a heart to go out surfing all day.

14. It seems that junior high school students have to go on a diet for a few days to have a party. Kong Zhen, I can see people in the sun now

15. Military training the day after tomorrow. Will I get a tan?

16. Get some sun! Have you seen my watch print? ! ! I added a filter, otherwise it would be darker.

17. Military training is a small sun, and tanning is not negotiable!

18. Summer is suitable for expressing desires. Naked tanned skin, sweaty and salty body, noisy knowledge of blazing sunshine, and even a sudden rainstorm are all so warm and vivid, like endless shouts. Autumn, winter and spring are not. These three seasons are a gradual fading and difficult coloring process of the world. Man wrapped himself carefully and forgot to run barefoot.

19. Yesterday, someone fell to the ground in the Forbidden City. In such hot weather, you should stay at home, neither hot nor tanned. Now you regret it. I can't recover my skin color for two weeks.

20. If you get a tan, you can't stop being an idiot.

Humorous description of tanned skin, talk about mood 2 2 1. You are like a cup of black coffee, deep and intriguing.

22. In order to play with water, the whole family became pig heads. We two old people bask in the sun, and it's nothing when we get old. We are troubled by our daughter's delicate health.

23. There is nothing to bask in. If you bask in it, maybe no one will call you an idiot.

24. The latest favorite, Albin 2 Whitening Osmotic Milk+Healthy Water. Milk before water used to make me uncomfortable at first. I don't know why I feel oily in May. At first, I really gritted my teeth and continued to use it, thinking that I would never buy it again. After a month of running-in and laughter, I finally found that his love would stabilize my skin and prevent acne before menstruation. As for whitening, it is good not to tan in summer.

25. Sorry, I really forgot that I got a tan. I don't have a suitable nude color, so I can only keep it for the winter.

26. When you go out this season, you can only get a tan. When will my white skin recover?

I love him very much, but no one knows how much I love him. He said he liked girls with long hair, and I kept it for three years. He said that I like white skin and am afraid of tanning in summer, so I can't go out. He said I like to be in good shape and keep my appetite every day. I only eat two meals a day to keep fit, but I really love him. So I'm here to say I love you.

28. I am better off if everyone else is sunbathing, sunbathing, and sunbathing. On this sunny day? Get sunburned

29. ask if LA is hot, wear long sleeves ... it's very hot. The baby is just afraid of tanning.

30. I really like basking in the sun. I feel warm and sweaty! But why tanning and wrinkling?

3 1. In some places, if you miss it, you may never set foot on it again, such as the crescent spring buried in Yang Sha. Some things, after being changed, may never return to their original appearance, such as tanned skin. Some feelings, after a long time, may drift away with the wind, such as people who appear repeatedly in dreams.

32. During a military parade, an army chief walked past with his head held high and said, "Hello comrades", "Hello chief", "Comrades have worked hard", "Comrades are tanned" and "Chief is black".

33.p-pictures are really amazing ... you can become so white after so much tanning.

34. My colleague told me that she thought I was wearing stockings.

35. It's always like this in summer, so you can only look through the air-conditioned room. Besides the heat, you will get sunburned and dizzy outside.

36. Jellyfish really need some memorials wherever they go to be worthy of their empty legs, tanned faces and sleepless nights. Besides, Danny Chan's love for you is really pure and clear.

37. The water is flowing backwards! ! ! I don't want to be allergic! Don't get tanned! Then solemnly set up a flag and refuse any form of horror film! Especially what Monkey Brother wants to see! ! !

38. I'm back from my trip! Going out to play in this weather is the result of the anti-Japanese war and has not been tanned. I have a skin disease achievement, the hotter, the whiter.

39. Hawaiian girl you tanned today

40. The filter can't save my tanned skin.

A collection of humorous sentences describing sunburn in hot weather (40 sentences)

Humorous sentences describing sunburn in hot weather (I) 1. Wherever jellyfish go, they really need some commemoration to be worthy of their legs, tanned faces and sleepless nights. Besides, Danny Chan just likes you, which is really pure and clear.

2. If you tan yourself, adding a filter may make you look better ... The key is to look thinner ... In fact, the sun is asymmetrical. I sunbathed at the seaside during the Spring Festival, and my arm got a little tanned. ...

3. I feel tanned again. . . When I met Qin Qin today, she completely said that my skin was poor. . . Heartbroken, washing face, listening to music, sleeping.

Recently, the weather has improved and the sun has come out. I'm afraid of tanning. Give me some face! Anyway, you are so thick-skinned, there are few layers and there is no pressure.

Basic summer is such a scenery, but it can only be seen through the air-conditioned room. Besides the heat, you will get sunburned and dizzy outside.

After all, I didn't stop my fingers from getting tanned ............................................................................................................................................................

7. Hair and face are integrated.

8. The filter can't save my tanned skin.

9. I swear every summer that I won't get a tan the next summer, but I get the same skin color as Africans every summer. I am angry, but I will try to keep smiling.

10. I'm eight months pregnant, and I'm a little tired from staying at home, so I'll just stroll around the community. My husband called and asked me what I was doing. I said I was walking outside. What are you doing outside on such a hot day? What should I do if I tan my child?

1 1. Step on the bright sunshine and be a bronzed woman!

12. I love him very much, but no one knows how much I love him. He said he liked girls with long hair, and I stayed for another three years. He said that I like white skin and am afraid of tanning in summer, so I can't go out. He said I like to be in good shape and keep my appetite every day. I only eat two meals a day to keep fit for him, but I really love him. So I'm here to say I love you.

13. I'm not a rich kid wearing expensive shoes. I only have suntanned skin and a weathered face. I don't have the power and wealth given to me by my family. I have to fight for it myself. I only know that my fate depends on myself. Forgive me for not having strong backing and strength. Forgive me for being just an ordinary person.

14. Don't worry about sunbathing. Maybe if you get a tan, no one will call you an idiot

15. I don't allow any inch of my skin to be tanned.

16. I will go to school tomorrow. I'm going to military training to tan my brother's birthday. I am sad.

17. In Happy Valley, the sounds of tourists frolicking wave after wave. I like summer because it is very hot. Although the high temperature in summer scorches the earth, it gives it biological heat. Although the scorching sun tanned our skin, it gave us more health. It is the sunshine that makes the grass look like jade, and the flowers are so dazzling.

18. tan into a local. No pictures. Very sad. My great white skin is not completely destroyed! !

19. With you, I can be white!

20. I got a tan before summer. . . Can't save the black. . . I got up early and failed. . . There is no one left. . .

Humorous sentences describing sunburn in hot weather (Part II) 2 1. Standing by your side, I am like a firefly and a matchhead in the dark.

22. Suntanned in summer is also a kind of happiness! I'm still so white ~ it proves that I've been at work and I haven't gone anywhere. .............

23. How can you live up to your tanned skin and your fallen meat without hard work?

24. I'm not a sentimental person, and I'm never afraid of tanning. I'm just afraid of sunburn, and I feel my neck is sunburned. The sun in Shanxi is really poisonous! Much more poisonous than Shandong! After three days in the sun, I feel my tonsils are inflamed again!

I really hate this sunny weather. Last year, I went downstairs and threw the garbage under an umbrella. Or am I sunburned? How should I struggle this year?

26. A woman who is too lazy to open an umbrella, but doesn't want to get tanned.

27. I returned to the warehouse today and my skin was tanned. ...

28. Without sunscreen, it will really tan, really tan, really dark, really dark.

29. Armed to the teeth, don't get tanned. Who can recognize you?

30. I have a desire not to get tanned, but I have a heart to go surfing all day.

3 1. Sorry, I really forgot I got a tan. I don't have a suitable nude color, so I can only keep it for the winter.

32. It's often like this: you get fat before winter, and you get tanned before summer.

33. The clouds in the sky are really beautiful, just like a beautiful girl. In the morning, Miss Yun, dressed in pink, smiled at people as if to say, "Get up, children, the sun is coming out." At noon, Miss Yun was dressed in white and covered the sky with a layer of silver satin, as if to say, "Go home, children!" " ! Or the sun will tan your little faces. "The clouds in the sky, with different shapes, are really good friends of people.

Sun, please tan my parents' hair. Happy National Day.

35. Summer is suitable for expressing desires. Naked tanned skin, sweaty and salty body, noisy knowledge of blazing sunshine, and even a sudden rainstorm are all so warm and vivid, like endless shouts. Autumn, winter and spring are not. These three seasons are a gradual fading and difficult coloring process of the world. Man wrapped himself carefully and forgot to run barefoot.

36. The night wanted to give you black eyes, but my hand slipped and I pressed all the choices.

37. Get some sun! Have you seen my watch print? ! ! I added a filter, otherwise it would be darker.

38. Dear stomach, are you going to rebel? Even the tanned skin from driving practice is scared white by you.

39. No matter whether it is cold or hot, it is still stormy; Whether the summer sun tanned the skin or the winter cold wind cracked the lips; The traffic police stick to their posts, and you are a beautiful scenery of the city. I praise you!

40. Thinking about summer vacation all day, blowing air conditioning, eating watermelon and chasing drama, wanting to go out to play, afraid of heat and not wanting to get tanned, and clamoring for weight loss and whitening all day, this is estimated to be lazy cancer.